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8022990 No.8022990 [Reply] [Original]

If I were president, I would get a sword and stab people.

>> No.8022998

If I were president, I'd delegate all my duties to those wiser than me and just enjoy all the perks that comes with being the most important person in the country.

>> No.8023004

If I were the president, I would ban basketball and rap music.

>> No.8023015

If I were president, I would do jack shit because whatever party I'm not part of would vote against every single bill I try to make, regardless of what it does, just because I'm part of the opposing party.

>> No.8023020

If I were president, I would suddenly abolish the state and turn it into a soviet-governed one.

>> No.8023023

If I were president I would become king.

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If I were president, I'd lock myself in the Oval office after coming up with a retarded and convoluted plan to ensure the death of my nation.

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>> No.8023151

samefag

>> No.8023314

If I were president, I would cleverly overspend to increase the national deficit as much as possible. That is the only way to FORCE the voters sitting on the fence to accept that welfare and medicare must be eliminated because government should not be a charity organization but provide essential governing functions for the country and ensure prosperity for those who work for it.

Once the welfare and medicare are gotten rid of, the surpluses from those will quickly pare down the deficit in amazingly fast time.

quote:"""During the Reagan era, a friend and former colleague, a professor of American history, was invited to the deliberations of a Washington think-tank that provided policy direction for the Republican Party. As they discussed growing the debt and increasing the deficit, he was flabbergasted: “Are you not the party of balanced budgets and debt elimination?” The reply was unequivocal, “Our goal is to grow the deficit as much as possible in order to create political space to eliminate government-funded programming. Until then, we want high deficits while lobbying for a balanced budget — and promoting social program cuts as the only solution.”""

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>>8023004

>> No.8023634

>>8023314
>Once the welfare and medicare are gotten rid of, the surpluses from those will quickly pare down the deficit in amazingly fast time
Might as well cut the massive military spending with those multiple wars and hundreds of bases overseas. Too bad Obama didn't do that, because it's not on the agenda of the people who own and pay for both him and the Republican frontrunners.

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