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*SLURP*

*SLURP*

*SLURP*

That's all it takes for you to break into a glory hole stall and suck a cock. Why haven't you sucked one yet, /jp/?

>> No.8018787,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>8018787
Because I don't shitpost you faggot.

>> No.8018800

I just had my first enema and it felt great ♥~

It was really amazing, I can't believe it took me so long tohave my first one ♥~

>> No.8018800,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>8018787,1
I'll show you pleasure that only a man can give.

>> No.8018804

>>8018800
You really never did it before? Not even in the shower?

>> No.8018805

>>8018800
Please tell us more.

>> No.8018810 [DELETED] 
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>> No.8018815

Because I don't want to.

>> No.8018821

>>8018804
My first time was with my shower nozzle, I wasn't sure at how much water I should pump inside me so I just kept pumping more and more water inside, it turns out I pumped too much and Oh God... Even some hours after it I could still feel everything inside me

>> No.8018825

>>8018821
That must be what it's like to be cummed inside.

>> No.8018828

You're fucking sluts.

>> No.8018832
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>>8018805
I am a bit shy, I don't know if I should be talking about it... You know... The first time is always special...

>> No.8018834

>>8018821
I tried that but got scared when I felt some pressure inside so stopped.

>> No.8018834,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>8018828
This.

>> No.8018840

>>8018834
There's nothing to be scared of, a little bit of pressure is normal, be advised though, you will really empty your bowels in the process, it may not be pretty

>> No.8018843

So there was shit all over your bathtub?

>> No.8018845

>>8018840
I understand the emptying the bowels part, but in the shower? I get angry when my cat used to shit in my tub, why would I do that myself.

>> No.8018846

>>8018840
>>8018843
In my case there was nothing dirty nothing at all, all I felt was pleasure ♥~

>> No.8018850

>>8018843
>>8018845
Just evacuate before doing it if you are so scared of a little bit of poop.

>> No.8018853

Are you here glory hole anon?

I want to hear more of your tales

>> No.8018857

>>8018853
Don't forget Shino anon.

>> No.8018860

>>8018853
One day I should just build up the courage and go to one myself

>> No.8018865

Would any of you suck my fat, thick, unclean, uncut, smelly cock?
It's very large but it's grimy and it has a few pimples on it, and it's never washed and smells of piss and old, sour cum.

>> No.8018871

>>8018865
Sounds delicious

>> No.8018876
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>>8018865

>> No.8018880
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8018880

Only if you let me drink all your delicious hot and thick juices

>> No.8018883

I want to try something new without waking up my parents, can you recommend me something /jp/?

>> No.8018889

Thanks, I am going to fap furiously to some enema doujins right now.

>> No.8018891
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>>8018865

>> No.8018895

>>8018889
Why don't you just have one yourself? You will not regret it.

>> No.8018897

>>8018865
I probably wouldn't have the courage to do it by myself, so you would have to give me a little push.

Force me to suck everything and not let a single drop of your precious juices go to waste.

>> No.8018899

Fuck off, reported

>> No.8018905

>>8018899
Stop being so much in denial buddy ♥~

Admit it, you would love to have a big fat juicy cock up your ass

>> No.8018911

>>8018905
i want my mind to break and to never have to worry anymore because master will decide my fate forever

>> No.8018915

>>8018905

And one in my mouth...

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>>8018899
seconded.

>> No.8018920

>>8018919
Cool thumbnail

>> No.8018922
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8018922

Alright, I'm curious. How do I find a glory hole?

>> No.8018929
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I want to hear more slutty tales from glory hole anon

>> No.8018928

>>8018922
public park bathrooms or at least your local sears

>> No.8018930

How do I get men to kidnap me

>> No.8018937
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>>8018922
Don't listen to >>8018928
You can get much better than that, there are a lot of professional places that offer good clean stalls and so on.
Some even offer glory hole rooms for you to rent and spend the night in to suck dick.

If everything else fails, just go to your local gay bar and enter in one of the toilet stalls, I am sure at least one of them has a glory hole.

There you can work your magic while thinking about your favourite /jp/er.

>> No.8018947

ummm, about this glory hole thing... do you seriously suck the cock raw? Condoms would seem to make it pointless, but you do NOT want oral herpes. Or worse.

>> No.8018945

3Dfags go die.

>> No.8018955

>>8018947
The chances of getting STDs while sucking a cock are not that high compared to anal sex.

You will miss out all the delicious semen if you have the other guy wear a condom though.

>> No.8018955,1 [INTERNAL] 

Where did all these people come from?

>> No.8018959

>>8018955
http://std.about.com/od/riskfactorsforstds/a/oralsexsafesex.htm

Why people would ever want to have sex without getting their partner to submit to a full battery of tests is beyond me. Given that most STDs are incurable, and stay with you forever, it's stupid to so much as lick another person.

>> No.8018960

>>8018955

Certainly wouldn't want that..

>> No.8018966

why don't you join russian army?

>> No.8018967

>>8018959
Life is short anyways,you have to live it to the fullest

>> No.8018970

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back the fuck up.

Am I supposed to break into, I repeat, BREAK INTO the gloryhole just by slurping? Ok, I can slurp the cock afterwards, but how the fuck am I supposed to break into the room by slurping? Are you mental?

>> No.8018971

>>8018959
First you create the thread and now you are backing off?

What kind of faggot are you?

>> No.8018972

>>8018967
There are plenty of ways to live life that don't include getting incurable infections that severely degrade the rest of your years, especially when it's from random, meaningless, nameless sex with a meat sack that you wouldn't even care about if you weren't going to have random, meaningless, nameless sex with her.

>> No.8018975

>>8018971
White Ren's trip is public.

>> No.8018977

>>8018967
And a life with continually itchy oozing boils around my mouth is one I'd like to shorten considerably.

>> No.8018981

>>8018975
I know that, but can't you see that he is the one creating these threads?

>> No.8018989

>>8018905
Fuck off to >>>/soc/

>> No.8018990

>>8018972
You only say that because you have never sucked on one, I want to see you repeat those words after giving it a try

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>>8018989
>8989

>> No.8018997

>>8018992
/jp/ is a slow board, idiot.

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>>8018989
>>8018992

>> No.8019003
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>>8018999

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>>8018999
Muddafucka

>> No.8019014

>>8018981
Why would I create threads about being gay and posting satenshit images? That seems rather unlike me.

If I was going to make a thread, I'd make one with sexy pictures of the ships from Homeworld.

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>> No.8019009
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>>8018999

>> No.8019015

You crouch down low before your master and look up at him with your big, round eyes. He glances down at you and gestures down towards his crotch. You unzip his pants to reveal his throbbing member, a bead of precum forming at the tip. You push the warm, hard head into your mouth, the delicious salty taste and smooth texture making your own loins stir. Your master's phallus steadily gifts your waiting mouth with more delicious liquid, which you eagerly swallow down into your hungry belly. He places a hand on your head and ruffles your hair, then applies pressure, forcing his manhood deeper into your mouth. You feel the bumps on the underside of his penis with your tongue, tasting and savouring the flavour and memorising the unique texture. Your mouth becomes moist with drool, and your master lazily pumps back and forth into your mouth, bumping the back of your throat, allowing you to taste every inch of his delicious cock. Eventually he orgasms into your mouth with bitter semen, which you hungrily gulp down, filling your stomach to the brim. In unison, you achieve a handsfree orgasm, your juices splattering against the tiled floor, pointlessly. Your master retracts his cock, zips up his fly and moves away, but then stops, turns around and pats you on the head again, rubbing your head tenderly, before again turning to leave for his busy day.

>> No.8019016
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>>8018999
It's beautiful.

>> No.8019021

>>8019015
More, please

>> No.8019023

>>8019015
Hot

>> No.8019026

>>8019015
Quickly, MORE

>> No.8019027

I want to hear some real stories.

>> No.8019034

>>8019026
>>8019023
>>8019021
sorry not in the mood anymore
http://exhentai.org/g/199205/a7163a47b3/
read this

>> No.8019046

>>8019012
He's suggesting it's a good idea to allow random strangers to put their dicks in his mouth for fun.

Yeah fucking duh.

>> No.8019048

>>8019034
Thanks

>> No.8019051
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it took a couple years but these threads are finally getting to the point that i am genuinely disturbed

>> No.8019059

>>8019051
After a while you will learn to love them.

>> No.8019066

>>8019051

It's best to ignore them. Post in some other thread so that these ones won't affect you.

>> No.8019068

>>8019059
read "couple of years" bud.

>> No.8019073

>>8019066
>"Let us become more prolific!"

These threads go back in /soc/

>> No.8019073,1 [INTERNAL] 

How can you like a beautiful girl like Saten-san, but also like cocks at the same time? I don't understand.

>> No.8019073,2 [INTERNAL] 

>.8019073,1
Maybe she's his daughter.

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