/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

OK /jp/, I need some help figuring what the fuck this board does.

I've been lurking here for a couple of weeks because /a/ has annoyed the fuck out of me. I figured this place would make more sense because it seems, for lack of a better term, more esoteric.

So far, there's only been three different threads that I've seen since I started lurking:

1. "SHITPOST" threads
2. "STOP ALL THIS SHITPOSTING THREADS BRING BACK OLD /JP/" threads.
3. Some stuff about otaku culture.

Now, being relatively new here, I have no idea what specifically is considered a "shitpost." Being relatively new here, I also have no idea what specifically "old /jp/" was like, aside from lacking in shitposts.

So help me out here. I want to be a CONTRIBUTING member of this board.
Tell me, CLEARLY, what makes a good and bad post on this board.
Or tell me to fuck off back to whatever shithole I came out of. Either way...

[Anonymous No.]

Lurk more.

If you want to contribute, lurk more.

Question threads like this one are for forums and forumites. If you want to post on Anonymous boards, lurk more.

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/A_Guide_to_Anonymous_Boards

[Anonymous No.]

reported. The relevant authorities have also been notified.

[Anonymous No.]

Just stop worrying about that and post in whatever threads you like. As long as you stay on-topic you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018266
Touhou, language, "neet"-lifestyle and visual novels. Everything else homu homu.

[Anonymous No.]

op a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018278
I know how an anonymous board works.

>>8018298
>>8018289
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018298
Also, since /jp/ is slow as fuck people hate when someone starts a thread about something that's already being discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

jp a shit

[Anonymous No.]

The first step to NOT BE A SHITPOSTER:

Don't learn tripfags names.
80% of shitposting is either caused by tripfags, or indirectly caused by tripfags (Sudo, I'm looking at you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018319
shut thef uck up

[Anonymous No.]

cool shitposting op

go back to /a/ you fucking subhuman you seem like you belong there

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8018314
No, if you need to make "hi guis im new teach me what do you do in this board" threads", you don't.

Lurk before posting.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8018319
OK awesome you're definitely helping the problem.

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>>8018266
>couple of weeks

I lurked for more than a year before I started posting.

Don't do as those anon say and just "post", you'll shit up the board and eventually get banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018298
you forgot vocaloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018345

Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Biggest differences from /a/ and /jp/

Tripfags are less annoying, lots are even helpful and contribute with good image dumps, uploads and translations.
People wont jump on you for being a "newfag" as long as you dont act high and righteous, or are unwilling to LISTEN.
Sage is used correctly, and has no negative connotations.
Report everything.

That said, reported for metathread.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8018348
Not /jp/

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8018369
tanasinn is tanasinn

[Anonymous No.]

tanasinn is best meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018369
suck my cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018362
then what is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018337
Well I've been lurking for the past couple of weeks and apparently this place has turned into a shithole in like a year or something.

Like, what the fuck do you guys want? I mean, I've seen posts that could be somewhat "otaku culture" related but they get saged immensely and have people going "SHITPOST SHITPOST SHITPOST" like it's some corporate buzzword.

I can understand with some threads, but even posts in specific threads that are otaku related have been called "shitposts" for some ridiculous reason or another.

The reason why I bring this all up is because half the fucking time it seems like people don't know what they want for posts. I can understand the "courtesy sage" but when all I seem to encounter is "Saged. reported." for responses on like %98 of the threads here, it makes me wonder what the fuck is the problem with some of the people here.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I had to format my PC and I can't remember the name of the script that fixes this kind of art >>8018350 can someone tell me the name, please? I can look for it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018383

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018379
4chan SJIS art fixer

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8018381
>what the fuck is the problem with some of the people here.
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018381
I've seen some people claim that those are the idiots from /a/, /v/, /b/ or whatever who stick around /jp/ for the "epik elitism" and tells everyone to "get out of /jp/"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018381
whatever

Good posters make a smooth transition into new boards, silently and without fuss. I suspect you will create daily metathreads in a couple of months. You've already begun, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>8018390
Sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018386
>>8018390
THANKS. Everything actually makes sense now. I'm going to go back to lurking.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8018381
The answer is always the same. Lurk. MORE.

I know it's hard because you're from /a/ (which is basically full of people from shitty forums who don't know how to properly post), but instead of asking questions, you should lurk and see what everything is about. Weeks aren't enough, make like the tripfag over there >>8018345 instead.

When did this concept of lurking become obsolete?

[Anonymous No.]

In my home country, this is Anonymous of /jp/, /a/ posters

1. steal memes everything

2. lying to moderators

3. use greentext when talking, reaction image is ugly

4. don't know Japanese, many shitposters, read Heisig and think know kanji, barely know kana

5. raiding? /jp/ girl because /jp/ girl say shitposters no thanks, very off-topic and bad posts

6. very smell of tripcode used by /a/ poster

7. very smell of repost, repost meme long time, sometime 2 years?

/a/ posters=monkey same

[Anonymous No.]

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018401
Delete your thread too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018408
Are you really saying that people should lurk in the current state of the board? No, that is fucking retarded, you might as well lurk on /b/. It is better to just tell them and hope they become productive, than let them try to learn from the majority of the content and be sure that they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018414
At least someone understands why I bothered asking this question.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

How to get a girl in your Aikido class to like you

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

[Anonymous No.]

Dear /jp/,

It thought about the question of the ages while looking at the spaghetti
napolitain of the lunch. It is a question "Why is the napolitain red?". It
looks easy, and the problem with a deep interior.
It doesn't become an idea stop ..another.., and not exist excluding the
defeat of the intellect at all though arranges "It is red because it is red"
etc. and tautology and there is complacent superficial man, too either.
There is a phenomenon "Redshift". It is a phenomenon that the spectral line
changes red by the Doppler effect in the heavenly body that goes away from
the earth at high speed in space. In a word, if the napolitain goes away
from us at high speed even though what color, an original napolitain is sure
to look red glaring. Whether does the napolitain in the presence move at
high speed or not?It is understood from turning on the opposite side of the
napolitain. Blue one are sure to change, and to look blue the spectrum by
observing it from the opposite direction of the movement. When having turned
oppositely, the napolitain was red. Therefore, it can be said that this
napolitain will not high-speed move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018414
If he wants to actually "contribute", he'll learn to tell apart the good from bad posts without getting spoonfed like this.

Now, OP, delete your thread because it has already turned awful and prevents you from contributing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8018417
Yup, got to make room for more Homu! God forbid that that get pushed off the board!

[Anonymous No.]

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Do you really think you impressed me?
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Programming is entirely about complexity abstraction, but I doubt your miserable mind will ever understand it.
Reading SICP is necessary. I did it.
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