"GRRRRRR! Eating all these s-stupid burgers is gonna make me FAT!"

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Anonymous Wed Oct 19 21:06:13 2011 No.8014636 [Reply] [Original]

"GRRRRRR! Eating all these s-stupid burgers is gonna make me FAT!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 21:08:12 2011 No.8014645 So is this the new spam image? Gave up on Merry already?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 21:09:41 2011 No.8014651 How did they get Cows in Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 21:10:41 2011 No.8014658 I love images like these. Like the one with spaghetti coming out of Satori's nose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 21:11:11 2011 No.8014667 File: 179 KB, 1000x1067, 1285218458547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014636

>>	wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP Wed Oct 19 21:11:41 2011 No.8014666 File: 89 KB, 579x432, Pack_away_your_blubbery_cowtits_exclamation-mark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014651 lol how the HELL don't you know they got it from them touhou versions with them cow tits xDDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 21:42:23 2011 No.8014756 File: 236 KB, 900x900, 1273473741362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014651 It's Keine's family.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 21:52:45 2011 No.8014785 File: 311 KB, 850x850, a60132e160e4a24c2adca6e7354fcf6a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touhous eating thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:00:02 2011 No.8014814 File: 968 KB, 1600x1200, 1296842804621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spoilering because of that disgusting Adam's apple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:01:02 2011 No.8014819 File: 576 KB, 708x850, 17419875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Unyu burgers

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:02:02 2011 No.8014825 >>8014785 sauce? revsearch didn't help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:04:01 2011 No.8014831 >>8014814 those are badger proportions, but whatever...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:04:32 2011 No.8014829 File: 133 KB, 600x632, 17-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014825 Found it off danbooru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:05:31 2011 No.8014832 File: 754 KB, 1000x1175, 1297799980812.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to feed a touhou lots of hamburgers

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:06:31 2011 No.8014836 File: 1.21 MB, 1200x1600, reimubite.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youkai preparing their meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:08:01 2011 No.8014842 File: 195 KB, 850x636, 1303020055789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014832 I just want to give Reimu a feast all to herself. Seeing her scarf it all down with such vigor would be quite a sight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:10:02 2011 No.8014846 File: 154 KB, 850x850, sample-796d89b88f8b89d28f2fa771973f881d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dynamic eating!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:10:31 2011 No.8014843 >>8014829 >>8014829 found it. the same author of the scarlet sisters portraits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:10:31 2011 No.8014844 I want to take over Mystia's food cart and cook burgers and Yakitori in front of her while i burg with my Eientei Touhous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:12:02 2011 No.8014854 File: 418 KB, 600x700, 45bb70dbfee10445c3eb679dda0f10b7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:13:32 2011 No.8014855 File: 143 KB, 859x656, 069a597de16f9bddbb10a86f31bdcc3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:15:34 2011 No.8014860 File: 349 KB, 600x849, 55457e10f366c8a9ab7625f16e310c66.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014844 Seems like a step down compared to what they'd have on a regular basis at Eientewi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:15:34 2011 No.8014863 File: 158 KB, 647x1000, 8d4b6f761d5747183be71e3ba760e403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:16:03 2011 No.8014867 File: 702 KB, 1280x960, 1298154808105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:16:34 2011 No.8014866 File: 277 KB, 498x777, 7995c4709ebb811cfc67904469d8b9c63eb56086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014814 mmm

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:17:04 2011 No.8014870 File: 231 KB, 500x500, 1299809768647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:18:34 2011 No.8014872 File: 342 KB, 637x900, 5fef8c4ad8ef8fc2bb59368ed98be137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:19:34 2011 No.8014875 File: 251 KB, 512x512, 1309733215736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:19:34 2011 No.8014876 I live only so I can fatten myself up and be devoured by a touhou. I don't move often and eat large amounts of healthish food so my meat is tender and plentiful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:19:34 2011 No.8014877 >>8014842 Don't forget to get her drunk so you can fool around with her afterwards. Give her sake, mikos love sake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:20:34 2011 No.8014878 File: 46 KB, 600x600, Tenchi eating a Corndog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014860 but i just want to have a family dinner pretending Kaguya is my daughter and Eirin her stepmom ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:20:34 2011 No.8014879 File: 1.49 MB, 1600x1200, 1317579949245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:21:32 2011 No.8014884 food is scarce in gensokyo and people live a subsistence lifestyle, of course any touhou would gorge herself like that if given the chance this is also probably why cannibalism is so prevalent in gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:22:03 2011 No.8014889 okay seriously can someone please fucking explain the meme of nue getting tearfully violated by tempura shrimp

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:23:32 2011 No.8014892 File: 310 KB, 630x788, 2876db41eeb57d778be47e624c4752eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:23:32 2011 No.8014890 File: 59 KB, 421x248, 1317161114896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014878 With nobody getting a dick inside them or something horrible happening...What a nice fantasy. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:24:33 2011 No.8014894 File: 458 KB, 640x640, 1309730750862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014889 She really likes tempura shrimp.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:25:02 2011 No.8014901 File: 255 KB, 2000x1414, 1295228684051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:25:02 2011 No.8014902 >>8014894 she really doesn't appear to be enjoying them

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:26:33 2011 No.8014907 File: 140 KB, 859x666, 1314057856189.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:27:02 2011 No.8014914 File: 350 KB, 699x1000, 1292354449760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014902 Haven't you learned anything from AV? Japanese girls always look and sound like they're getting raped during sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:27:02 2011 No.8014912 >>8014905 Reimu Hakurei - Shrine Maiden of Tempuradise

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:27:32 2011 No.8014911 >>8014901 sakuya/meiling romance that is loving and consensual and does not end with meiling getting shanked is my fetish

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:31:38 2011 No.8014923 File: 849 KB, 600x600, a tiny clever pet poisoner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014918 How cruel.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:37:03 2011 No.8014954 File: 378 KB, 800x1119, c515b8c728b256063786371b14c679d2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014941 I would get that bitch fired.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:44:05 2011 No.8014978 Epic Meal Time?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:49:09 2011 No.8014995 File: 52 KB, 400x500, 1285095365144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8014978 Yep.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:51:39 2011 No.8015004 >>8014975 wait, so all this time the reason patchouli smells has been that she keeps natto in her hair?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:52:37 2011 No.8015012 File: 499 KB, 909x1000, 1305704126517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8015004 It all makes sense now!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 22:53:36 2011 No.8015016 >>8015006 >>8015012 keep this deviantart shit out of here

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Anonymous Wed Oct 19 23:25:11 2011 No.8015136
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While we're on the topic of fat Touhous, I propose that Patchouli is the only canonically acceptable Touhou that is fat.

Facts:

- Patchouli has an English name, likes to spend time in a Western-style library, and she wears a distinctly European style dress, which means that she is a genuine gaijin, unlike Marisa* or Sakuya who are both obviously Japanese.

*Marisa being Japanese, or at least having Japanese lineage is supported by the fact that she take baths, which is a very Japanese habit -- not to mention her name being written in kanji.

- Gaijin are more prone to become fat, unlike genuine Japanese Touhous like Kaguya, in spite of being hikkikomori.*

*There is no evidence to support the fact that Eirin might be prescribing her clenbuterol or DNP as fat loss aid.

- Furthermore, banquets are frequently held at the SDM, in which Patchouli most likely participates in. People who are 貧血 require more nutrients than the average healthy person, and food that are high in iron are also high in fats. It can also be assumed that the banquets are European in style, which would feature an abundance of fruits, cheese and bread, all of which are sources of food that would make an inactive gaijin fat.

The reason why Sakuya doesn't get fat is because meidos have high daily energy expenditure. Remirya and Flandre both have naturally high metabolism because they're vampires.

Pic related, what Patchouli might look like at a restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 23:28:43 2011 No.8015148 File: 542 KB, 1240x1309, 7662652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] puke

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Anonymous Wed Oct 19 23:32:16 2011 No.8015163
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>>8015136
Don't bring that up anymore, just read this.

http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7990174

Yes, Patchouli has hints of being fat, it makes for some deliciously chubby images, not too chubby but that extra-squeezable flesh that is included in most depictions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 23:39:46 2011 No.8015183 File: 27 KB, 455x427, 1271877029970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8015163 what a creepy picture

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 19 23:43:43 2011 No.8015196 >>8015136 You're saying the blonde-haired western styled witch is japanese while a japanese youkai is a foreigner? Judging by your choice of image, you're trolling.

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Wed Oct 19 23:52:20 2011 No.8015218 File: 104 KB, 720x544, stoneface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8015183 You must be new here. Its a very beautiful picture.

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