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8011930 No.8011930[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>have to pee
>go to bathroom
>three urinals
>two on the ends are occupied, one in middle is empty
>walk into stall instead
>close door
>unzip pants
>notice hole on stall wall
>look closer
>there's a tongue hanging out
>this must be one of those glory holes I've heard so much about on /jp/
>no idea what to do
>put my penis through the hole
>start peeing
>hear a loud scream, "WHAT THE FUCK"
>he starts smashing down the stall wall
>run out with my pants down
>exit building with my penis flopping and peeing everywhere
>heavyset man chasing me slips on my urine and falls down

and that's why I wear diapers

>> No.8011933

You made my day a little better, thanks.

>> No.8011940

the point of a glory hole is to get sucked off, not piss

jesus, that poor guy just wanted to give you a blowjob

>> No.8011941

You made my day a little greener, fuck you.

>> No.8011938

That fall almost broke my back you asshole.

>> No.8011953

BAWAHAHAHA.
Fuck this is only greentext story that has made me laugh so damn hard.

>> No.8011963

something something spaghetti

>> No.8011970

>>2011
>>sticking your penis in random holes

I really hope you don't do this.

>> No.8011984

>>8011970
I know a hole I'd stick my penis in ;)

>> No.8011990

>>8011941
>>8011938
>>8011933
>>8011953
>>8011930
Blatant samefag.
I bet you even copy pasted this from /a/ or /v/

>> No.8012001

>>8011990
Not enough bears, spaghetti, treats, liquid shit and vomit for it to be /v/ pasta. I'd be surprised if you proved me wrong.

>> No.8012020

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Touhou
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Touhou right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please touhou give money please game"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks

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