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I'm... I'm home, m-master *hic*. I'm s-sorry for being late.. I, I.. s-some men, they... *hic* they.. w-wanted... gck... I had to... I'm s-so sorry, master.. I won't be late, ever again... I won't..

>> No.8009664

You are fired. See the head maid for your severance package. You have 12 hours to collect your things and leave the mansion.

>> No.8009665

Went to her house to get her out of the pad
Dumb hoe says something stupid that made me mad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave
She started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe
Her father jumped up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his old ass out

>> No.8009668

I tried to think of something witty to say with my sage post, but I couldn't because the scenario is actually very saddening to me.

>> No.8009685

>>8009664

You would fire your damaged goods moe maid?!

>> No.8009687

Shouldn't you go to the police if you get raped?

>> No.8009691

>>8009687
Damaged goods.

I am actually impressed she still brought back the groceries.
I'd keep her around for that alone.

>> No.8009688

>>8009685
Who wouldn't? She isn't pure anymore.

>> No.8009690

At first I thought you meant she went drinking with friends, and that she arrived at the mansion late and drunk.

Now I'm sad.

>> No.8009693

>>8009688
Amen.

>> No.8009696

>>8009690
This is what any good ntr MC would believe, and it makes the situation all the better. Never change.

>> No.8009700

>>8009668

Ditto. ;_;

>> No.8009703 [DELETED] 

I think you have the wrong house. But, uh, come in anyway. Do mind the handcuffs on table over there... it's a Halloween prop.

>> No.8009708

I think you have the wrong house. But, uh, come in anyway. Don't mind the handcuffs on table over there... or the smell of rotting human flesh.

>> No.8009725

You dare to defile my sanctum with your unpure presence? Get lost before I use you as parts for my flesh golem.

>> No.8009723

Nobody touches my maids...nobody

>> No.8009729
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>>8009723
Well said. No one touches my property and gets away with it, alive.

>> No.8009732

I wonder what the intended backstory of that image was supposed to be. What an awful situation.

In fact, I'm going to pretend she is just drunk, and all that white stuff dripping out is the carton of milk she banged up getting here shitfaced.

>> No.8009746

a sad boner

>> No.8009755
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8009755

No, guys, seriously, she's just drunk.

>> No.8009758

>>8009732
How do you explain the panties around her ankles?

>> No.8009769

>>8009758
When you drink a lot you need to piss a lot. Poor maid was just too drunk to notice she forgot to pull up her panties afterwards.

>> No.8009774

>>8009758
Those aren't panties, it's a plastic bag. You know how those things can get. Especially if you're drunk.

>> No.8009782

Right. You're off grocery duty.

Report to the dojo immediately for lethal hand to hand combat training.

>> No.8009788
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8009788

>>8009769
>>8009774

I don't have the heart to "correct" you people.

>> No.8009799

>>8009691
Or you could just keep the groceries.

>> No.8009813

Euthanasia is the best course of action. I payed good money for her and now she's used up. I'll take her into the woods and put her down.

>> No.8009851
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8009851

What if... we repair her.

With super science.

>> No.8009853

Repair her with Super Space Cocks.

>> No.8009877

>>8009788
There is nothing to "correct" in the first place.

And I see that this time the elevator is out of service, and the stairway is under renovative construction, also all the ladders in the tool shed have been stolen recently, so the only way to get upstairs is to pull her up with rope.
What a naturally clumsy maid, she's supposed to tie the rope to her waist not her hands, see how she's embarrassed and blushing from her silly mistake.

>> No.8009889

I would hug her; comfort her and have her serve only me as she can no longer trust males other than myself. I am her only ally, and she would be happy just to be there at my side. We would spend the next few months happily as she serves me as a very loyal servant, and, at the peak of her joy, I bring her despair unparallelled by what she endured. It would be cold, brutal and will appear at the climax of sheer joy. She then silently breaks into tears as her broken mind, that can neither cry nor smile is engulfed within the shadows of my basement.

>> No.8009892

*Cocks shotgun*

Well I do declare, ain't nobody gon' mess with a Beauregard maid. Them folks're gon' have Bessy ta listen to here.

And ain't NOBODY wanna listen ta BESSY nag.

>> No.8009894

I'm poor as fuck so I'd still keep her. I'm not such a pure person myself anyway so I can't judge. Still she would have to demoted since I'm not a slut. Moe serf, if you will.

>> No.8009906

>>8009892
>>8009853
Laaaaaame.

>> No.8009918

Fire the maids without pity, let the rapers take the next one without saying nothing.

/jp/, you are the worst. You deserve to become Saya's dinner.

>> No.8009921 [DELETED] 

>>8009906
suck my cock dude

>> No.8009925

I'd marry her.

>> No.8009926

>>8009918
Why should I let some weak mongrel who let herself be used that easily into my sacred halls?

>> No.8009933
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>>8009906
Who the FUCK are you calling lame? I will fucking destroy you, faggot. Say that shit to my FACE.

>> No.8009937

>>8009933
Lame. There I said it, now what?

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8009940

I didn't even hire you why are you still coming here.

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>>8009937
I didn't fight in the Gulf for 10 fucking years to be insulted to my face over the internet by some stuck-up brat.

Reported and called my buddies in the national guard. Prepare to be assraped - you fucked with the wrong guy.

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>>8009940
>why are you still coming

>> No.8009965

>>8009940

>Why are you still cumming here

FTFY

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8009982

Obviously nobody here is a true Master.
They must harshly punish this Maid for being late, servicing some men with whatever they wanted and still be on time is just another part of the job.

>> No.8009992

I forgive you!

Are you okay? Do you require any medical assistance?

Those men will be dead within the week, so don't worry.

Oh, thank you for remembering to bring the groceries!

But...you didn't enjoy their cocks more than mine, did you?

I won't let any other dick surpass me!

I'll show you - no, the world, the might of my cock!

>> No.8010000

>>8009946
>american_eagle_239566_08_250_3
Your posts are getting lamer and lamer. Stop trying to be funny.

>> No.8010005

>>8009946
get the fuck out of /jp/ you retarded americunt

>> No.8010026

>>8009946
Wow what a fucking loser.

>> No.8010808
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8010808

I will get a new maid instead.

But I would also pay for her psychotherapy as an apology.

>> No.8010814

>>8009946
10/10.
Truly masterful work.

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