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Someone explain to me whats going on this image.

>> No.8004789

Apparently there's a religious war between Christianity and whatever the Moriya Shrine is.

Pretty sure Jesus couldn't dodge all that danmaku though.

Also the whole thing with Kanako rusting their metal weapons and all.[/spoilers]

>> No.8004790

These knights have mounted a crusade against false gods.

>> No.8004792

the templars killed two touhous while another touhou cries and tells them to stop

jesus looks on in happiness as they are doing gods work. green haired touhou will likely be killed when her trial is heard

>> No.8004795

IT's a crack at Christianity and vaguely, Western culture.

>> No.8004829

Vatican's Special Section XIII, the Iscariot is abolishing the remains of Millennium infidels.

>> No.8004836

Touhou 14: New Testament

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>>8004789
There's also something made out of steel that Kanako can't rust

My boner

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>>8004839
Correction, it's hard as any metal and Kanako-sama can't rust it

fuck i blew it

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>>8004848

more like she'd blow it.

or was that intentional all along?

>> No.8004869

>>8004848
It's okay, I'm sure this thread will be remade in the future you will be able to atone for your sins.

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>>8004865
Well she can

with the help of my left hand

and no i blew/fucked up/failed/ruined my pun

>> No.8004873

Kanako is the worst touhou, I can't stand her.

>> No.8004875

Sanae nearly broke my heart in that picture.

>> No.8004880

Deus Vult.

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>>8004869
i'm beyond help i fapped to Kanako-sama 12 times in a row

and well in order to redeem my bullshit i just started making an ''onbanshira'' but i don't know which kind of wood should i use

>> No.8004885

Reimu on the horse.

>> No.8004887

>>8004883
Morning wood, of course

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>> No.8004894

>>8004887
Nope sorry i can't carve shit on it

but i have enough of it laying around

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>>8004792
Nay i don't thin the green haired touhou will be killed, it looks like she begging for the templars dick i mean just look how wide she open her mouth jaw there she can deepthroat no problem
Also she looks slutty enough for the christs to to keep her as a sex slave, if they going to go on a holy crusade to purge them myriad gods they could use a good cumdumpster knowing itll take a while to exterminate them all.

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