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You're in a club and this dude slaps your waifu's ass.

What do you little mage boys do? For the record, the servant that just slapped your gf's ass is 5'12 150lbs

>> No.8001771
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Slap Gilgamesh back since he's a bitch.

>> No.8001770

Shoot him.

>> No.8001776
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>>8001762

>> No.8001783

>>8001762

5'12? You mean 6'?

>> No.8001781

post the same thread on every board

>> No.8001785
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But..Gilgamesh is my waifu?

>> No.8001788

Isn't gil 5'9"?

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>>8001785
Fufufu~
Mongrel-kun..

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I go get my gun and go on a killing spree.

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why his hands are so
symmetrical?

>> No.8001824

>>8001819
Lazy artist, copy and pasta.

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I'm fairly confident his arrogance would let my waifu eat him without worries.

Dragons are god-tier in the Nasuverse, after all.'

Gate of Babylon?

Gate of WAR DRAGON SPAM. >:O

>> No.8001853

Realistically speaking?

>>8001770
This. I don't think any of us could actually physically harm Gilgamesh and there's not much to say about him slapping your womans ass in front of you, so dueling him in a battle of wits isn't really an option. He can't do much about a bullet through his head when he's too busy being an arrogant bastard.

>> No.8001860

I attempt to befriend and then homolust Gil.
Having full knowledge to his personality will surely help.

>> No.8001866

Roleplaying thread.
Why are the TM fans such faggots?

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>>8001853
Bullets are too slow. Mach 14 example or something and all that, I'm too lazy to ask my Nasuobsessed friend.

Best solution would be to have a girlfriend that overpowers him.

>> No.8001877

>>8001872
If a kid with a sword was able to pressure him he won't be able to evade a bullet.

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There is not much I can do. Though if he is stupid enough to do that, the Princess would just rip him to shreds in a microsecond, anyway.

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Great..
Now i have to buy her a new butt and reset her memory.

>> No.8001905

I let him do it while he calls me a mongrel

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>>8001877
He also took a sword through the head and didn't die instantly. You'd likely die along side him.

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>You're in a club and this dude slaps your waifu's ass.

She gets mad and engages him in a match of Rock Paper Scissors where he hopefully gets crushed.

>> No.8001912

>>8001899
man, I want to /r/ robot girls

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>>8001914

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>>8001912
R-roboto?

>> No.8001915

sage for kusosure.

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>>8001917

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>>8001919

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>>8001923

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>>8001872
>Bullets are too slow

Heh.

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Come at me white boy

>> No.8002077

>>8001762
>girlfriend

>> No.8002085 [DELETED] 

>>8002077
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8002102

>>8002085
He is quoting the OP you fucking idiot.

>> No.8002120

>>8002102
Who are you quoting nerd?

>> No.8002129

>>8002102
Get a load of this idiot.

>> No.8002188

6 feet in 2500 BC would make you a giant

>> No.8002207

>you're in a club

you lost me.

>> No.8002241

What the fuck Gil? Why don't you slap me too?

>> No.8002248

I say go back to /b/ because I'm pretty positive I saw a thread like this a few hours ago when was lurking around.

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I kill him.

Because I can.

>> No.8002276

>>8002207
He meant anime club

>> No.8002292

>>8001923
That's an awesome optional watercooling setup.

Robotics inventors, take note.

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>>8002258

>> No.8002376

>>8002292
It doesn't even look like there's a heatsink under the big fan in the middle and there's only two tiny peripheral heatsinks without fans.

>> No.8002478

>>8002376
Here's how I think it works:

- Cold/minor mental activity: backpack closed/removed, everything off (the fact that those tubes are routed outside the body probably means it's an easily removable accessory for extreme heat)

- Challenging mental activity/not moving around: the big fan comes on, moves the air through smaller heatsinks. Space may be limited (like in an office), but outside power is probably available. Sitting in a chair, lid is still closed (look closely and you'll see that there are holes for the big fan).

- Walking around outside: power is at a premium, so fans turn off, everything opens and tries to make use of the air moving around as she walks. That upper heatsink on the left also looks like it's meant to make use of passive air flow, unlike the lower two.

Not sure what that yellow thing is. Looks sort of like a speaker, but maybe it's a miniature chiller or something?

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