/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Aya is probably one of the most misunderstood Touhous.

Is she a peeper? A pervert? A slut? No, she just wants her story and will resort to anything to get it. It doesn't matter if it's a dirty story or not--if it'll sell, she wants it. She's just earning her yen to live a modest lifestyle with her cute little Momiji, and the salary of a Bunbunmaru journalist doesn't pay well at all.

She'll write clean if it makes money. She'll slander someone if it makes more. If she has to drop her skirt and get her asshole pounded by a big fat futa cock she'll do that too, all to make a living. It's sad, desperate even, but Aya doesn't complain.

Having said that, Aya thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Journalists. Lawyers. Politicians. Scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>If she has to drop her skirt and get her asshole pounded by a big fat futa cock she'll do that too, all to make a living.
I require proof of this bold assertion.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't agree with your assertion that Aya does it all for the money, but i will say that you're right that she doesn't complain. Being probably the least liked person in Gensokyo while still being so happy and/or enthusiastic about everything she does is a really admirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>and the salary of a Bunbunmaru journalist doesn't pay well at all.

Says who?

Anyway, she's just fullfilling the reporter stereotype of manipulating the information to make it more interesting, nothing to be sad about, move on.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucker.
I *just* fapped.
Goddamn.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998076

Unlike the other three, journalists lead dangerous lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>least liked person in Gensokyo

That'd be Yukari. Books say so.

That said, there are many who know and dislike her idea of manipulating information.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998134

Then on second thought, Gensokyo is not Burma or Belarus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998136
Where? Are you sure it doesn't say that she's the least trusted?

Besides, Yukari has Ran and probably Chen that like her, I think. Who's Aya got? There's only three other named Tengu; one's a footnote, one's her pseudo-rival, and one turns out to hate her out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998134
>>7998148
You post those two pictures in every Aya and/or Momiji thread you post in. Did you know that?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Come to think of it, Gensokyo hardly has any politicians either, except for Yukari and Kanako's occasional dabbling in politics. Or lawyers. They just solve differences by fighting it out. Last woman standing is right and everyone else is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998153
It says that everyone stays away as much as they can from her, only Reimu bothers with her.

>Who's Aya got?
She talks with everyone, they may not like her reporter pickiness but they don't dislike her, like most Touhous, any sign of disgust is actually flattering, take for example Reimu saying that her newspaper is poop and then quickly changing the mood by asking what she's doing tonight (''see the cherry blossoms'').

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998160

Not in the last two before this. Only when there is reason to.

Although this has to be the first time in the context of regimes supressing free media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998136

It's not that people don't like Yukari, more like people are scared shitless of her. There's a difference, Aya is outright despised.

[Anonymous No.]

You just don't understand how hard it is finding news in an area as small as Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998170
There are youkai sages that we've yet to hear of, we just know that they decided to create the barrier and discuss things that affect the whole Gensokyo society (like the spellcard draft).

But yeah, it's still kind of living in the jungle-kind of rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998180

Yeah, not out of malice, but out of fear. I'm sure you'd stay away from someone who would send you to a dimension of pure pain for 20 minutes just because she felt like it. Doesn't mean you don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998180
Huh. I guess that might make work. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998183
>Yukari has a well-deserved reputation of being fickle, whimsical, and lying often, and thus many characters in Gensokyo dislike her.

Basic resume from the books taken from the wiki.

Come on now, don't grimify things for Aya like Mokou fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998123
>Being probably the least liked person in Gensokyo while still being so happy and/or enthusiastic about everything she does
At least in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998193
Okay, here's the thing.

Every single Touhou talks to Aya formally.

Nobody goes near Yukari because of her personality, not because of her powers (although that is a negative point as well), according to the books. People also don't like that she teases others.

>Author, Yakumo... Yukari’? Ugh, really? She made this?
>Marisa was clearly annoyed, and strangely I agreed with her.
>So that’s it. This was made by that annoyin' youkai. Lame.

From CoLA 22, even Marisa and Kourin dislike her, the latter however is forced to procreate with her due to her being his supplier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998198

I still hold the idea that Yukari is more scary than insufferable.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

She does a proper job as a reporter, distorting and exaggerating the truth.

I like feeling like there's a war out there.

And,
>That feeling when you can't save pictures because you aren't posting from your own pc.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7998215
>the latter however is forced to procreate with her due to her being his supplier.
>forced to procreate with her

Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998198
Don't worry, I could never make Aya as tragic a character as Mokou.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of camera does Aya use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998219
>I feel like there's a war

Gee I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998215

Yukari has a lot of friends, actually. Most of them are old hags, though. PMiSS says so, and names Yuyuko and Suika as being among those she's friendly with.

I'm also aware that I just called Suika an old hag.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998180

When it comes down to it, Aya's special ability isn't really going fast, controlling wind or seeing a long distance. It's having contacts. She's like that media type character class every GM fears and loathes because they completely devastate every campaign that isn't purely hack'n'slash.

[Anonymous No.]

>...this might have been a bad idea...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998229

Why is Hatate's skirt a broken texture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998232
Well I'm not trying to generalize much; although she's never invited, she comes to parties and people don't seem to mind. I think she does it on purpose.

People in Gensokyo take it easier than one would expect from a human society, if Cthulhu-tan were to appear and wreak havoc, she'd still be accepted and be served some tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998238

Brace for Rape by Yuuka.

[Anonymous No.]

tha fuck is a touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss this guy so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998225

It's Mokou's fault anyway.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7998255
Gonna >/jp/ meetup with him sometime in the next few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998254

Accepted? No. If the games are anything to go by, Reimu and Marisa are Gensokyo's official welcome wagon, and their normal manner of inviting someone into their quirky little land is by promptly beating the piss out of them, and THEN serving tea. Or stealing their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998251
Can't rape what you can't catch!

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>7998229
I was talking about the kind of war where you can't get out of your house without being robbed.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998263

>KataChan

Kata-chan? Cata-chan? Daisy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998282
Tell him we miss him. He really livened the place up. Best tripfag we've ever had. Loving the best Touhou ever made was a nice bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>promptly beating the piss out of them

Because they prompt her (Reimu actually, Marisa for UFO) to do so.

See picture for an example of fightless friendship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998292

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998313

That one exactly.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>7998312

There were only a few who actively provoked Reimu into doing anything; Kaguya for threatening the shrine by saying she was going to take it over and get rid of it, and Tenshi for destroying the thing because she's a little attention whore. Every other confrontation was unprovoked, ESPECIALLY in UFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998312

Kanako and Tenshi were the only ones who actively provoked Reimu, though. Every other game she was just pissed off and decided to beat the piss out of whoever was causing something to happen. She hardly ever has a justifiable reason for fighting anyone, mostly they're either in the way or they're doing something that she doesn't like but is ultimately harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998334
You're thinking that she's only prompted by direct attacks to her shrine, she's prompted because they're being mischevious and cause incidents which is her job to solve, duh.

Also Marisa's route is the canon for UFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998345
You're thinking that she's only prompted by direct attacks to her shrine, she's prompted because they're being mischevious and cause incidents which is her job to solve, duh.

Also Marisa's route is the canon for UFO.

Kaguya huh? Eheheh.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>7998255
I must admit his post were very pleasant to read.

I miss Hong and Remi too. Lately they almost don't appear here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998347

They're incidents, but nothing major or requiring attention. The scarlet mist was mildly disturbing, and the story for PCB was just because she wanted to see flowers bloom but couldn't. She wanted nothing to do with the weird moon or Utsuho's plan to burn the world in nuclear fire, but Yukari told her to get off her lazy ass and solve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998072
but momiji doesn't like aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998345
>She hardly ever has a justifiable reason for fighting anyone

It's her job dude, she's just being a good miko by solving incidents, those who come before the final boss usually won't let her pass until she beats them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998372

Sometimes they just get in her way. Tokiko's a really good example of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998365
The scarlet mist was said to be hurtful to humans' way of life according to Aya, the spring incident is considered something wrongful in Gensokyo and it turned out right, the moon stealing as well, the flowers going apeshit was considered an incident by her despite being a natural cause, Kanako because you know, nobody knew that Utsuho was going crazy and she only responded to the spirit-spewing part, and she stays in her shrine during UFO.

Poof.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998366

The "modest lifestyle with her cute little Momiji" part wasn't enough to take the idea somewhat less than seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998378
All of the enemies that Reimu fights in the games try to block her from reaching her objective somehow, Tokiko is not her ''enemy'' since she was not solving an incident and just felt like stealing her book to pay off her tab with Kourin, who was okay with it actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998387
What's wrong with Aya living a modest life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998365
I should also remind you that Yukari is the one that prompts her to fight most characters in SA despite her not wanting to, most noticeably Yamame and Satori (when the latter offered tea).

They also didn't know that Utsuho was going nuts until stage 6, so Yukari's provoking proved to be both unneccessary and neccessary as well.

[Anonymous No.]

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>7998382

Reimu wouldn't have done shit during the moon or hot spring shit if Yukari hadn't told her to do so. She really doesn't care about her duties unless they directly affect her...hell, I don't even know why she fought headphones miko, much less care.

Also, nobody really got in her way during the flower thing; the only reason that she fought Shiki (and why everyone else fought her for that matter) is because Shiki's kind of a bitch and told Reimu to stop being a lazy good-for-nothing.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998398

Nothing, except the wording makes it sound like she's keeping Momiji as a household pet.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7998414

Satori's incredibly creepy, and in most cases she provoked a fight by being so. The only time I can actually give any character a valid case for fighting anyone was the Yukari fight, and that's simply to get Yukari off her lazy ass and fix the border or else the whole place explodes...or some other ridiculous nonsense happens if the border falls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998451
>Satori's incredibly creepy, and in most cases she provoked a fight by being so.
Beating people up because they're creepy? It's like high school all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998458
beating people up because they're reading your mind seems like a pretty valid reason

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998398

Also, is that a microwave oven? Interesting.

Does it operate through nuclear fusion? Perhaps in Gensokyo, "nukebox" isn't slang but a proper description of operation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998465
It's logic like that that drove Satori underground in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998438
>Reimu wouldn't have done shit during the moon or hot spring shit if Yukari hadn't told her to do so.

Because she did not consider them incidents and for the latter, she actually took the productiveness of it as a way to attract visitors (you know, HER JOB).

>She really doesn't care about her duties unless they directly affect her
Did Spring being taken away affect her somehow? No.

Did the moon being frozen affected her somehow? No, and the fact that she went with Yukari does not mean that she forced her.

Did the flowers acting weird affect her? No.

Did a mist that tempted people to make parties affect her? On the contrary, but she still thought it was weird.

I find it very rude of you to claim that she's undutiful, when she has not once failed to do one of her OBLIGED duties and those scenarios that she considers must be done something about (incidents). The books say that her shrine has never been so clean and she often does ceremonies in the books as part of her shrine's tradition and/or to attract visitors somehow.

Oh and, SSiB, biggest example of all right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998474
well maybe if she didn't tell people what she was reading she wouldn't get beaten up

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998473
It runs on electricity. Kappa probably get water power from the enormous waterfall Youkai Mountain has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998482
I dunno...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998439
Oh. That's certainly true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998438
>nobody really got in her way during the flower thing

Yes they did, otherwise they would not have stepped in front of her and sarcastically chat their (Reimu and her opponent) way without any provocation on either side. You should also know that fights in Gensokyo are akin to a greeting by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998475

Uh...no? Her shrine's a mess and she does absolutely nothing involving her normal miko duties. It doesn't attract visitors because it's in the middle nowhere in relation to everything else and attracts youkai. She just stopped caring about her shrine. Reimu's a bitch but everyone loves her, this is also given in the books.

Spring being taken away: she wasn't able to attend a flower viewing festival. It affected her.

I assume Yukari just pestered Reimu enough so that Reimu would go just to shut her up, Yukari could have easily solved it herself.

I never really payed attention to whatever happened in IaMP since I found SWR and Hisoutensoku to be more fun, but the whole "party mist" thing probably happened out of circumstance.

For the most part, she goes after incidents and stumbles upon some greater threat while trying to satisfy her own demands; PCB had her want to bring back spring so she could see flowers bloom, and in the process she stopped an airheaded ghost princess from resurrecting an evil tree that would have killed everyone. MoF was just Kanako and Reimu being petty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998517

Well, Marisa's traditional greeting is a punch to the face followed by hugs and concludes with a laser, Reimu's is more like a heavy shove while she goes and travels in the closest thing to a straight line as she can.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998502

It's the curse of animal eared characters everywhere, to be thought of as somebody else's pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998540

You best not call Tewi a pet or she will lay the smackdown on you. Queen of rabbits isn't all that imposing, but she's still damn royalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998533
Have you even read the books or the comics?

[Anonymous No.]

>Can I come in? It's cold, and there are wolves after me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998567

No, I'd rather see the wolves have their way with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998567
get your boobs off the window, slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998550

PMiSS, but that really doesn't say much about her. The point is, her shrine attracts youkai and as a result it gets next to no donations. She also doesn't know what money is or why it's important; you could throw rusty screws into her donation box and she'd be grateful.

Also, animals seem to love her. Everything loves her but she's REALLY indifferent to everyone. I interpret that as "being a complete and total bitch."

She also lazes about more than she should; if she actually managed the shrine properly, its god wouldn't have left it. Kanako points this out to her; hell, it's the entire reason there's a conflict between Moriya and Hakurei in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998574
>>7998577
Aw, come on. She'll cook you dinner or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998533
>Her shrine's a mess and she does absolutely nothing involving her normal miko duties

WHAT? Do you even read the books? Goddamn.

Baijr:

>However, compared to the Hakurei Shrine from before, it was not the brilliant shrine it is now, and I remember that it was unable to perform its functions at all.

In the mangas she's shown doing various ceremonies that are part of the tradition of the Hakurei, most noticeable the youkai-star hiding one (that Marisa messed up).

>Spring being taken away: she wasn't able to attend a flower viewing festival.

The ''festival'' was at her shrine you know, the fact that the spring was taken away is something considered grave and unnatural in Gensokyo and when something is odd, it's because someone is being naughty, her intuition is always right.

>but the whole "party mist" thing probably happened out of circumstance.

The party mist was Suika herself using her powers to make herself look like a mist, she grouped up people in order to augment the number of parties at the shrine, Reimu just thought it was odd despite being helpful to her cause.

>she goes after incidents and stumbles upon some greater threat while trying to satisfy her own demands

You're just manipulating things to go in your favour, the fact is, something weird happens and she goes to investigate what's the cause, it does not matter if the final boss was doing something crazy, it's the fact that it was being mischevous and deserved a spanking which is what Reimu soughts right from the beginning. By the way, SA is the only example of her and her partner not thinking it's a big deal until later on, as spring dissapearing is considered grave as previously mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998607
yeah, with her own eggs
nasty

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998567

And what exactly do the wolves want to do with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998582
>I assume Yukari just pestered Reimu enough so that Reimu would go just to shut her up, Yukari could have easily solved it herself.

If Yukari could have solved herself then she would not have pestered Reimu, you just contradicted yourself right there.There was a reason for the SA one but I can't remember (her not being allowed underground I think?).

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998613
You'd think she'd let you eat her own eggs just for giving her some shelter!? Thinking a little highly of yourself, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998582
>she's REALLY indifferent to everyone.

She isn't, otherwise she wouldn't invite them to drink tea, make parties or befriend them at all, it's because there's no such thing as a grudge (except for Kaguya and Mokou) or an actual serious conflict.

ZUN said in the PCB music section that no matter how harsh the dialogue may seem, the girls will never be serious and they'll know they're playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998622

Yukari can't solve it herself not due to her own abilities, but due to the fact that it's Reimu's duty.

Also, her shrine IS a mess. It's been reported multiple times in multiple media as being in various states of disrepair; whether this is due to Reimu's own neglect/apathy or the fact that she doesn't get donations to fix the damn thing is irrelevant.

I can hardly regard the comics as any sort of canon, but that's personal opinion. Some people fully acknowledge them, some meet halfway, and some (like myself) don't view them as anything remotely relevant. PMiSS and possibly BAiJR are the only things I really acknowledge, although one is written by a loli who can't get her facts right due to Rashomon storytelling and the other being a tabloid written by little miss crowslut.

I base my "Reimu is lazy as fuck" theory off the events in MoF, namely Moriya calling Reimu out for being a shitty miko and not having any faith to sustain the shrine, let alone keep its resident god present and satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998626
...bad stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>if she actually managed the shrine properly, its god wouldn't have left it

I now know you don't know shit about all of this, why are you making things up?

First of all, her god hasn't left the shrine, it's still there. Second, her ''management'' doesn't do shit about the whole issue, it's whether or not there are worshippers in which she's actually the best (or should I say least unsuccessful) shrine maiden of her clan since a) The Hakurei Shrine has never been so clean according to BAiJR and b) She actually gets visitors and an occassional donator, in which Akyuu says that not one of the previous mikos ever had a single one nor did they take care of the shrine properly.

>She also doesn't know what money is or why it's important;

She obviously does, except that she does not need it for herself but to expand the shrine and fix the problem her ancestors created by building the shrine far from the village and close to the youkai-infested forest, this was mentioned in PMiSS as part of her duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998639

PMiSS. Reimu regards everyone the same, those are as close to exact words as I can bother to remember. This can be interpreted to mean that she doesn't discriminate to her being an indifferent and apathetic bitch. The end of EoSD shows hints of the latter, as well as some of the dialog after fights. The entire extra battle in EoSD happens because Reimu wants Remilia to go home and stop bothering her but can't because of the rain. Also, UFO...even though it's not canon, she pretty much tells Kogasa in so many words to get the fuck out of her way and go die in a hole. Whether this is just her own impatience or outright malice, she took it out on someone who REALLY didn't deserve it.

Also, she beat the piss out of a bird for no reason other than to take her book.

[Anonymous No.]

As a photographer, Aya is my matron saint touhou
And yet I own no figures of her
I am ashamed and need to rectify this.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998655

Wolves are warm and nice, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998665

I forget where, but it is explained somewhere that she has no idea how money works and knows nothing of the concept of an economy. She knows what donations are and why they're important, but she pretty much values money as much as the paper it's printed on/metal it's made from.

If she needs to buy things, she most likely doesn't get why it works but understands that it does. Also, "donations" could be anything. You could donate your time/general maintenance materials such as lumber to her and she would be grateful for it.

[Anonymous No.]

i remember that reimu's shrine gets called dilapidated several times
dont remember which games though

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998656
>Yukari can't solve it herself not due to her own abilities, but due to the fact that it's Reimu's duty.

You're just making shit up, she can't go underground because of a pact she and the youkai sages made with the oni.

>It's been reported multiple times in multiple media as being in various states of disrepair

Show me where it says that then. The times it has been in ''disrepair'' are when Tenshi and Yukari destroyed her shrine, as said before, BAiJR and PMiSS show that her shrine has never been so well maintained.

>I can hardly regard the comics as any sort of canon

What? Why? Because you don't feel like it? It's written by ZUN so why it shouldn't be? That's just yourself being neglectful and I can't take you seriously like that.

>not having any faith to sustain the shrine

Because unlike Sanae who got a free ride, Reimu had to deal with her ancestors incompetence and start with a mildly-existing god and a shrine right next to the youkai-filled forest.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998702
>I forget where, but it is explained somewhere that she has no idea how money works and knows nothing of the concept of an economy

That's CoLA, and it only says that she doesn't view money as a value for herself, and PMiSS states that her duty is to expand the shrine with the money in order to attract more visitors. WaHH also shows her being regretful over not being able to use the gold she finds near the hot springs due to it having poison.

The whole point of a shrine is to attract as much worshippers as possible, it's done that way by using the donated money to create more territory for the shrine's grounds, it's stated this way in the shrine's article of PMiSS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998686
Not when they're angry. Or hungry. Or horny. Or just don't like you.
Are you going to let her in or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998707

Several games call her shrine dilapidated. Those are more canon than PMiSS and BAiJR because, as stated earlier, those are IMMENSELY biased. People have stated that Akyuu can't get her story straight for any number of reasons (either youkai trying to say stuff in their favor or her own failings as a chronicler) and BAiJR is a tabloid.

I don't regard the comics as canon because some of them went off with ZUN's blessing but other than a guiding hand he has no influence over the details of what is written. SSiB is like that. That's why some people are willing to compromise and say they're half-canon.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we stay on track, please? Aya doesn't get many threads as it is.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7998725
Naw, I wouldn't say that. She's no Okuu, but she's definitely up there in comparison to the average Touhou. Probably tier 2 even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998677
What do you shoot with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998673
>Reimu regards everyone the same

It also says that's why EVERYONE LIKES HER. Because she treats every being with neutrality, no matter if they're human or youkai, you're taking it the wrong way and manipulating it to your convenience.

>The end of EoSD shows hints of the latter
Goddammit, why do you think Remilia HUGGED HER? Why do you think Reimu then asked Remilia to tell her a story?

The dialogues in Gensokyo are NEVER SERIOUS, get that in your head, ZUN stated it, games prove it.

>The entire extra battle in EoSD happens because Reimu wants Remilia to go home and stop bothering her but can't because of the rain.

Wha- come on now man, at least read properly. When Remilia arrives, there's no rain on her mansion, she personally leaves AFTER it appears because she and Remilia think it's strange that the rain is only aiming at the mansion instead of also its surroundings.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998720

Actually wolves are quite shy and avoid contact with people. In fact, they avoid people to the point that they leave their pups behind and hide if humans come near the den. Wolves really only attack people if they are starved, sick or otherwise desperate, and still generally only go for lone humans that they can relatively easily overpower, like small children.

Wolves are smart. They know a lot of humans don't like them, and if they kill one it only means more will come for them and make life miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998735
>She's no Okuu

I'm surprised to hear you even still like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998072
> If she has to drop her skirt and get her asshole pounded by a big fat futa cock she'll do that too, all to make a living.

brb fapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998722
>I don't regard the comics as canon because some of them went off with ZUN's blessing but other than a guiding hand he has no influence over the details of what is written.

No, that's only Inaba of the Moon's case, all of the rest are considered canon because ZUN wrote every single word in them.

>Several games call her shrine dilapidated

Please show me.

>People have stated that Akyuu can't get her story straight for any number of reasons

Because her memory is starting to fade and therefore the articles that concern things that have over ONE HUNDRED YEARS of antiquity seem so mundane that they end with ''not much is known about this'', there's no reason for ZUN to write a book that tells of all of Gensokyo and being false.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998759
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Mountain_of_Faith/Translation/Prologue

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998720

>Or horny.

Not if I get the chance to sit and watch through the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998766
That's not several.

It's dilapidated in the sense that it's not maintained in the way it should be: youkai-free, because Reimu decided to befriend the youkai and now they became a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998751
>humans humans humans
Well, that's great for humans, isn't it?
Besides, youkai wolves are different.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998773

"Where can I find a wolf"-Anon? Is that you?
Have you at long last returned to tell the tale of your quest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998773
She's not going to just sit there and get rapped, you know. She'll fly off when the wolves get there or break into your house beforehand.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998795

Good point.

But still, crow tengu are still quite a lot bigger than crows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998808
That's true. But what does that have to do with anything?

[The Buttranger No.]

>>7998805
Who likes getting rapped? I find the whole genre abhorrent.

Momiji > Aya

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998816

Well, proportionally the difference between wolves (which eat crows) and crows (which are eaten by wolves) is a lot smaller than that between wolf tengu and crow tengu.

Actually in Touhou, Aya seems to be bigger than Momiji, even without the geta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998797

Wait, that gives me an idea. So if I want a wolf I can just invite Aya in and tell the wolves where she is and then watch?

Hot damn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998855
No, you can't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

Please forgive me anons for participating such an off-related argument in a rarely-seen Aya thread, I have a tick for poking at conceptions that I consider are wrong, horribly wrong at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998849
I don't get it.
Aya doesn't have to worry about wolves or wolf tengu because she's big? Wolves travel in packs, and packs of wolves are really good at taking down things bigger than them.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998877

But unlike a crow, she can't be swallowed whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998864

You can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998892
Reported for image macro.

[Anonymous No.]

why did aya's ears suddenly become pointy?

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7998893
Double Spoiler.
Or, do you mean why did ZUN start doing it? It is a mystery.

[The Buttranger No.]

>>7998886
I really like this picture. I'd like to see y/u/ri from this artist.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998904

Kobushi?

As little as there is, that is some good /u/.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>7998869

I like in engaging in arguments with no intrinsic value, so you served as engaging entertainment for me. I interpret everything as I see fit, and hope it generates rage...and so it did.

But, all things must come to an end. As my "gift" (some of you will absolutely hate it for what it is) here's something from July of 2010, back when the board was under seige from all sides and I decided to use it as a creative outlet (mostly out of boredom.) Hate it or not, I went back in the archives and dug it up for you, so show some damn appreciation if you actually like it.

Oh, and it is Aya-related, and stretches across several archived threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998567
Am I the only file on this disc?

Where is this from, this only text file on a disc I don't remember?
It haunts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998886
But they can still take bites out of her.
This is a scary subject...

[The Buttranger No.]

>>7998951
Hmm, not really my thing. The bottom left one looks the most well-drawn, but nowhere near enough detail or atmosphere and it's far too small.

I was going to post some Aya, but to be honest I have hardly any pictures of her. No amount of Aya threads seem to make me any more interested in her. I don't like her appearance, I guess. The most interesting thing is her job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998892
Oh really?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998974

In Gensokyo, crow takes bite out of wolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998979
Hrm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998956
Well, most if not all of the arguments I get into is because the other side is being forcefully presenting a conception of something that I do not see fit and I know that the latter stages is just trolling, but I don't mind and only care if the presented facts have been clarified and the resolution has been achieved.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>7998983

Resolution was never achieved, I just got tired of derailing the thread and felt a little bad because I actually like Aya. Hell, I bought a figure of her a bit ago and don't regret it, one of the better figs of her that I know of...although I can't recall who made the damn thing.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998979

As said, Kobushi sadly doesn't have much /u/. All the more of a marvellous Momiji, though.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

And now, back to Aya.

[The Buttranger No.]

>>7998982
What? It's the same with Okuu aswell. There's a lot of pictures of her with pantsu shots and many other poses, but I find her to be one of the less interesting Touhou, despite her having threads rather frequently.

Then there are Touhou I've not found interesting at all, and then someone's posted pictures to change my mind entirely.

>>7998981
Saved.

Also, babby's first Aya pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998990
In your opinion that is, a resolution for me is when all opposite points have been responded, and the were already before except you kept incessantly adding additional points that came from your trollish desires (I'm guessing) instead of actual Touhou content, which is why I was so weirded out.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7998999

If there is something you find interesting about a character, the amount of tits involved is irrelevant.
If there isn't, no amount of tits can fix it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998999
What's this about baby Aya?

[Anonymous No.]

[The Buttranger No.]

>>7999006
Not tits - anything.
After my post, I saw this >>7999004
I like that art style a lot, especially the face.

>>7999017
This is also worth saving, because of the
lewdness. The Yukkuri head isn't overly distracting.

>>7999010
You will never ride on the nekobus ;_;

Will check this thread again tomorrow

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7999033

These days, I am shocked and amazed at finding a deeper sense of beauty and appreciation in any person anywhere.

I think I am starting to like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999051
You'd think that about me too if I had a name...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999051
It's only because he has a n-name right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998966
I suppose I am doomed to wonder endlessly, just what the purpose of that strange iso with hidden files was.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>7999004

I'm a career troll; whether or not my argument makes sense is irrelevant, so long as I get my opponent to concede out of frustration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999134
Are you implying that I conceded? Read the previous posts if that's the case.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7999105
>>7999114

No, it's only because he expressed said mystical and seemingly arbitrary sense of beauty and appreciation explicitly in words.

Actually, if you like a character for any other reason than seeing that character being horribly violated by giant Lithuanian wild pigs (or equivalent), you express it just as well.

And now, back to Aya.
Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999157
There is sometimes beauty in even Lithuanian wild pig violation.

[Anonymous No.]

i like how Aya is portrayed as a slut, so i get more porn of her.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7999166

As far as I know, only one exception.
But oh, such a beautiful exception it is.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream once where Aya was helping me escape from some sort of old factory that was full of faceless naked men that were shooting cum at us as she carried me while flying out of there. Aya was covered in spunk by the time we finally escaped the factory.

[Anonymous No.]

One of the reasons I keep coming to /jp/ is Aya threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999316
Holy shit, that navel is horrifying.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7999230

Have you by chance been sleeping poorly together with studying game theory and playing flight simulators lately?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7999329

David Cronenberg's Touhou adaptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999338
Lately? No, this was months ago. But back then I did play a lot of X3: Terran Conflict so there's the flight simulator part, kind of. I also never sleep well so there's that too.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7999368

Ah. Always something.
Just wondering because I had a vaguely related dream just yesterday after around 20 hours straight of equal parts game theory (currently at probability and statistics) and Ace Combat.

Although somehow I don't think that is how dream incubation is supposed to work.

[Anonymous No.]

Aya's best feature

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999431
ambition and work ethic?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7999431

All good and well, although some artists tend to draw her in a way that makes Bayonetta seem a bit chubby.

... not that one, though. Not this one either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999431
I wonder if Aya's proud of her legs.

[Princess Meiling No.]

>>7999431
It's her most intriguing feature.

[Anonymous No.]

Forgetting about me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999770
>>7999770
...take off your clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999770
Kimeemaru and Aya meet. What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

goddamn what a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999791

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999799
>>7999819

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999813
Break her camera in front of her?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Aya's on my list of characters that I like alot and feel should be spanked for their smuggery/assertedness, not that it's a bad thing, but it's always satisfactory to see those who are full of themselves being given a little humiliation.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999834
No, wait, NO! Don't break it, please, I'm begging you! I'll do anything!

[Anonymous No.]

I think momiji might steal your focus

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999836
Eh. She should be brought down to earth some time, but I couldn't bare to see her humiliated and sad and broken and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999879
Not like that, I mean a little time where things aren't...going her way.

Hell look at Yukari, even that tiny sweatdrop and pseudo-stuttering due to Reimu not being interested in radio towers enough that she had in OSP 11 (?) counts as a huge thing for someone as extremely smug and Xanatos as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999867
Anything?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999892
That's easy. Just imagine her sad about her newspaper not going well or not being liked or something.
Here, read this.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/639639/3girls-absurdres-ayaya-bad_id-comic-crossed_arms-f

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999917
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999928
>pasteltel

I cringe in disgust, every time...

[Anonymous No.]

She looks so much younger than usual in this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999956
...are you serious?

[Anonymous No.]

One of these days I'll kill Aya and all of you will have realize you could have stopped me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999980
No you won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8000039
Yes I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>8000068
You will try, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7998297
I asked if he would come back for Christmas and he said no. He knows we miss him but he doesn't want to screw up his life because he doesn't know when too much /jp/ is too much or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8000155
Smart. He's probably right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8000179
Although he was nice, I just have the feeling he was a bit too.... normal is it? He was half way here and at some times almost here but I guess in the end he stayed to the side of normality.

Also I hope you all know he said he had always liked idolm@sters more than touhou. That one line made me hate him, even after all the good times in /jp/ before he left. Lies.... deceptions and lies....

[Anonymous No.]

>>8000229

I Aya knew him she would've revealed his true face to us way sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8000229
>always liked idolm@sters more than touhou
So?

[Anonymous No.]

Aya walks into your room, exhausted and barely awake, and flops down on your bed next to you, immediately falling asleep. She probably didn't even notice you.
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8000620
put a blanket over her and let her rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>8000648
That sounds nice.
G'night, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999834
Old cameras are often built like tanks. They're very hard to break.

[The Buttranger No.]

>>7999413
I-it's n-not that I like your anything, b-baka~
Maybe I'm missing your sarcasm, if it sounds shallow.

>>7999157
I don't see how trying to find something interesting about her arbitrary. Also, again... sarcasm? I appreciate that bestiality can be erotic for some people, but pigs are disgusting animals. People claim they are clean, yeah well let's see them say that when they dump a house full of pigshit all over their carpet. They also have disgusting faces, grunts and their penis is quite alien, it seems to come out from their stomach, as opposed to where it would be on a dog.

>>7999770
Would you trust the most devious-looking of Yukkuri?

[The Buttranger No.]

>>7999051
I-it's n-not that I like your anything, b-baka~
Maybe I'm missing your sarcasm, if it sounds shallow.

>>7999157
I don't see how trying to find something interesting about her arbitrary. Also, again... sarcasm? I appreciate that bestiality can be erotic for some people, but pigs are disgusting animals. People claim they are clean, yeah well let's see them say that when they dump a house full of pigshit all over their carpet. They also have disgusting faces, grunts and their penis is quite alien, it seems to come out from their stomach, as opposed to where it would be on a dog.

>>7999770
Would you trust the most devious-looking of Yukkuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7999819

Sauce? This looks very familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8001945
Good morning Aya

[The Buttranger No.]

>>8001945
Ohayou~

[Anonymous No.]

I love those wings so much. They're so black and fluffy and nice~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002097

Even as she sadly doesn't really have them, Winged Aya > Aya.

Always. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002145
Sure she does, she just doesn't have them out all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Does Aya have a cloaca?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002169
Probably not. She's a tengu, not a crow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002176
She's a crow tengu, same as how Momiji is a wolf tengu and has wolf features like wolf ears and a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002199
And Aya has big black wings. What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002342
She also has a cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002368
Got any proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002455
That's not proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002449
Yes, she's a crow tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002461
Would you know that Momiji had wolf ears if she had been covering them with a headgear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002461
Yes it is.
Crows have cloaca, so she has a high chance of having a cloaca also.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002470
No, but then nobody else would, and anyone who said she had wolf ears without any evidence to would be called out on making shit up, because they don't have any proof.
But see, there IS proof that Momiji has wolf ears. There isn't any of Aya having a cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002480
You're contradicting yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002486
That's right, you could not tell unless you removed the headgear. In the same way, you can't the possibility of Aya having a cloca unless you remove her panties.

There's also when she turns into a real crow, she'd most definetely have a cloaca then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002486
That's right, you could not tell unless you removed the headgear. In the same way, you can't deny the possibility of Aya having a cloca unless you remove her panties.

There's also when she turns into a real crow, she'd most definetely have a cloaca then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002502
I understand that. But saying her being a crow tengu is proof that she does makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002507

Whatever floats your boat anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Aya is sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002502
Crow tengu can't turn into crows any more than shipwreck ghosts can turn into shipwrecks. Aya does not have a cloaca any more than Murasa has a mast.

[The Buttranger No.]

2hu shit goes on /b/
>>>/b/

[The Buttranger No.]

>>8002596
Hey, newfriend. Don't be mad because of your quality thread. Take it easy while you're here~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002589
You know anon, I wouldn't have said that statement if I hadn't seen it happen in a Touhou game. Think hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002622
It did?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>8002502

Come to think of it, for all the time it has been talked about, never once seen Aya drawn with a cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002963
Is that a bad thing?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>8002971

As far as I'm concerned it's just a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

playin this shit right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002963
>>8002984
i'm not sure anybody else has thought about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8002963
are there any of Okuu?

[Anonymous No.]

I like the Shameimaru.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>8003080

Think the origin of it was a doujin shop (or maybe just an overenthusiastic translation) from way back in 2008.

>>8003100

As with Aya, it's unlikely that there shouldn't be, but as far as I've seen it doesn't seem like there are.
Although it gets brought up less often with Okuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003121
Which is strange, because Okuu really is a bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003105
Shameimaru is a fun name.
Shameimaru, Syameimaru, Shyameimaru~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003180
SHAMEONYOU, SHAMEONYOU, SHAMEONYOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003188
Meh. That's less fun.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>8003180

... and somewhere out there, Steve Kekana just got inspired to write another Summer hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003175
Tengu are youkai as well, they're just portrayed as having long noses. Utsuho is a raven youkai while Aya is a crow tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003272
Yeah, I know, but I'm saying Okuu is much closer to a regular bird than Aya.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>8003272

If I'm not mistaken, when it comes to tengu who are reincarnated humans, the appearance of the nose apparently reflects their behaviour in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003282
Why's that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003291
I dunno. I just figure that a bird youkai would be more bird-like than crow tengu.
Like...Okuu and Mystia and Tokiko are birds, right? They're bird youkai, but their still birds. Aya and Hatate are crow tengu; they've got bird features, but they're tengu, not birds. So bird youkai would be more bird like than tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003310
I don't think they are actually ''birds'', a youkai is a mythological creature BASED on a commonly seen animal or just made up (like Kappa), sometimes there's requisites for an everyday object/organism to becomeone.

Either way, tengu are just another youkai species with their own subdivisions, same (for the former aspect) as say, a hell raven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003376
I want to keep discussing this, but I've suddenly got really sick of trying to prove a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8003310
Mystia, at the very least, is not a bird - not the way Chen is (or used to be, however you prefer to put it) a cat or Wriggle a firefly, for example. At least she shouldn't be according to mythology, we don't know ZUN's official stance on the matter.

Also, when you read Bohemian Archive, everyone including Aya herself considers her a bird. And (at least some) tengu are even born from eggs, apparently. So no, there's absolutely nothing that would suggest they're supposed to be particularly different from other bird youkai.