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Which Touhou would you spend the rest of your life with?

>> No.7996660

Patchouli seems like the best choice as long as she bathes.

>> No.7996662

Ran, because I'm a momma's boy
I just hope she wouldn't hate me for my NEET ways

>> No.7996685

I would give up everything to spend rest of my life with Yuuka in her garden. Having wild sex 5 times a day.

>> No.7996686

Which ones can grant wishes? After I get my wishes she can fuck off.

>> No.7996689

Whichever one could get rid of the horrible pissing needles feeling I have right now.

>> No.7996693

>>7996689
I think Eirin can dio that.

>> No.7996696

>>7996662
she loves you and is proud of you no matter what

>> No.7996698
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Nitori Kawashiro.

We'd have adorably awkward nerd-sex and rock out talking about engineering.
Also, that thing she's doing with the cucumber is what we call a "transferable job skill"

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I want Prismriver sisters to fullfill my dream of having sex with 3 lolis at time. I dont know if i want to spend my life with them. I would probably be bored pretty soon, and wolud like to have fun with some mature woman.

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Remi, because she's awesome.

>> No.7996719

Alice because she's lonely like me

>> No.7996734

I have been with Yuuka for over 2 years. We are happy together, and planning to have a baby.

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7996745

Always and forever.

>> No.7996749

None of them. They are in video games.

>> No.7996755

>>7996744
Hi Charles

>> No.7996760

>>7996749
No! Thats not true! You wont ruin my life!

>> No.7996771

The one that loves me.

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>>7996771
...take it...

>> No.7996790

>>7996749

this man speaks wisdom

by pining for a thing which literally does not exist, you are setting yourself up for a crushing failure that is far more depressing than simply getting shot down by an actual woman

>> No.7996799

>>7996790
>actual woman
to each their own I guess

>> No.7996805

>>7996799

well if you take that path then don't ever complain about being 'forever alone' or whatever the fuck

oh also stop beating off to 2d women, it's really bad for your esteem and general mental health

>> No.7996809

>>7996650
suwako's hat

>> No.7996813

>>7996805
Whatever you say dude.

>> No.7996821

>>7996805
What in the actual fuck

>> No.7996824

>>7996821
Just a normalfag who got lost or something

>> No.7996836

>>7996805
I haven't fapped to a 3D woman since grade 11.

...You mad?

>> No.7996839

Do people really fap to 3D porn? That's like babby's first fap material.

>> No.7996843

>>7996839
Actually I never fapped to 3D in my whole life, and seeing a naked 3D women is sort of disgusting...

>> No.7996841

>>7996839
2D lack delicious dark skin. I need my fix.

>> No.7996848

>>7996805
I was born with no self esteem.

>> No.7996853

usually when people are presented with the fact that they are pathetic, they do not attempt to ameliorate this situation by not only acting more pathetic but bragging about it

it's also pretty hilarious that you despise and cast aside the only option that exists for companionship

well, unless you're gay or fuck cats or something

but seriously stop all that beating off to unrealistic and unhealthy depictions of women, it's turning you into a sexist monster and a generally unfuckable shitheap

>> No.7996856

>>7996853
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

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The one I am married to, obviously.

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>>7996853

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