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I'm Professor Crunkulous Crunkulous.

>> No.7996317
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Listen to me, iPhone warriors in worldwide poverty stricken hermitages. Believe the picture and see the truth. Two plus four equals six, six equals seven, seven equals eight, eight equals ending the eternal control of hyper fucker sissyboy prostate gods and the Latino cream king slut warriors forever. Look into the numbers flying into your eyeballs and ingest them through the intestines and out the sphincter of eternity into your brainwaves, reverberating worldwide into four billion people, globe-wide into pure strained, gold poverty forever, culminating in the free market system equals eternal peace and liberty for all souls in the central chokehold of Steely Dan's enormous man pussy clitoris, all microblogged in the everwashing eyesight ear zones of TV-iPhone metacasts, living surrounded by the lie of cigarette cash truth youth exocriminals, written onto the parchment of our mindsoul's body's conciousness body and mind (laugh) Mom, go away (says that while laughing) (laughs hysterically) it's my speakers are broken, go away, get out of here. It's like a beeping noise, right? Yeah, I know. Gimme thirty more seconds, get out of here. (pffffffffffffffffffttt) (inhales deeply through his nose) Computerized sexlords (ten second pause) by the Enron international playboy vicelords committee of local bonerlords, computerized sexlords triumph endlessly in the hills of your dreams, death, life, free market and damnation running throughout your veins, into the deadly living world sound sight robot conspiracy of pyramid scheme ultimate hellworld death crime. Rip babies from the arms of their mothers while nursing the erections of hellworld super king cock socks, asshole feeding tubes deliver perfect poison intraveneously while paid spokesman belch rhyming sales.

>> No.7996318
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>that feel when spaceghostpurrp

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>>7996318
COOOL!

>> No.7996322
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>she sees your barbeque and foot massage

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>>7996322

>> No.7996324
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I'm sorry sir, I didn't order the Leopardlinguica sandwich.

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>>7996324
You sure about that? Don't you and your friend got some 'splorin to do?

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lets get drunk and eat chicken fingers /jp/...............

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>>7996327
>she sees your inflatable elvis

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>>7996334

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>>7996336
this little nigga's gonna jump the dirty burger one of these days

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I only have on thang and one thang to say and that's:

im ridin spinners im ridin spinners
they dont stop im ridin spinners
im ridin spinners im rollin

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>>7996341
>she sees your dirty burger

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frig off alicia

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>>7996345

>> No.7996349

Fucking eurotrash furfag shit posters.

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>>7996343
If you can't play with the big dongs, you're gonna have to go to the shithouse.

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>>7996349
What's wrong? Never seen a Shit Leopard before?

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>yfw shit leopards

>> No.7996356

I can't wait until this thread gets deleted in 5 hours by the meido.

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>>7996351
A Shit Leopard can't change it's spots.

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>>7996356
Frig off nerd, I clean up my own messes.

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>>7996355
Sweet dubs bro.

Also, check em.

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>>7996366
#wow #woah

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You guys are fucking faggots.

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>>7996366

your gay

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>>7996369
>>7996375
>>7996376
Owned and butt-frustated, courtesy of the /jp/ force. Also, check em.

>> No.7996392

Taylor Gang Autism Institute, I know this is your doing.

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>>7996392
Dude, leave the Taylor Gang out of this man. We're just trying to help all the autistics out there.

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>>7996388
/jp/ always prevails, cuz eye'm the strongest!

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>>7996399

can i borrow some of your DUBS....

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>>7996407
No.

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>>7996411
YOU FRICKIN LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH A BASKETBALL

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>>7996415
So? At least the father of my child is loaded with money, unlike you.

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>>7996423
Wow you friggin onion ring samsquantch, you missed your dubs.

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>>7996425
That's right, I ran out of dubs. I've got plenty of 9's though.

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