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How fit is /jp/?

>> No.7993793

We're slightly chubby fujoshis with large breasts.

>> No.7993800

>>7993793
Being a NEET does not mean one can't be fit.

I eat healthily at least, a few exercises before bed but mostly stay on the computer.

>> No.7993801

I'm skinny but I haven't exercised in about 8 years so any kind of physical activity leaves me winded.

>> No.7993806

1D

>> No.7993823

C2

>> No.7993828

i'm not fat and have good form.

however, my failure is that I have 0 stamina. I fucking hate this so much. I can't even run a mile before I get tired as fuck and feel like my heart is gonna jump out my throat

>> No.7993834

1F here.

>> No.7993836

1b

>> No.7993844

Zunzy is 9A.

>> No.7993849

/fit/ makes charts of half-naked men? How gay.

>> No.7993852

1a

>> No.7993856

C1

>> No.7993858

H1 or 2... but who cares

>> No.7993861

>>7993849
You can't talk about male fitness without getting half naked, brah.

And sometimes just completely naked.

>> No.7993862

>>7993858
Go jog a mile, fatty.

>> No.7993868

>>7993849
/fit/ is one of the few boards that's somehow gayer than /jp/.

>> No.7993863

>>7993861
Tell me more.

>> No.7993865
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>>7993849

>> No.7993870

>>7993862
Don't listen to this guy, you'll only get dirty looks. And you don't become that fat by not jogging miles. You become that fat by eating too much.

>> No.7993874

2C.

>> No.7993880

>>7993792
About D3

>> No.7993887

None of this actually resemble me accurately.
Something between D1 and E2, but much skinnier and with bigger boobs.

>> No.7993890

E3

>> No.7993892

>>7993870
But eating... man, it just feels so good.

>> No.7993895

G4 - it's strangely accurate. (hair, beauty spot, hell the shorts are similar to what I own as well)

>> No.7993896

>>7993892
Does it feel better than not being fat?

Well, I guess you already answered that with your body.

>> No.7993897

>>7993887
>with bigger boobs
I don't understand.

>> No.7993901

>>7993897
gyno

>> No.7993903

>>7993792
A3 through 5 are the same exact body type.
Also, the A row doesnt have a progressive muscle growth and from A2 onwards they're pretty fit and you don't see any progress as readily as in C.

>> No.7993915

>>7993897
I used to be fatass as a kid, then I went anorexic. Dunno brah.

>> No.7993919

2I

>> No.7993926

D2 seems about right.

>> No.7993927

>>7993896
lol, didnt answer until now, but im fat because of neuroleptics, 40 kilos in 3 years, zyprexa should be given to people in third world, they will gain weight like freaks... but im going to change my meds soon, time will show

>> No.7993929

>>7993897
Girls use to have bigger boobs than guys.

>> No.7993938

>>7993852

Fuck, take a walk and eat more than 200 calories a day man. You're full Auschwitz mode.

>> No.7993940

>>7993929
girls use to not browse the internet.

>> No.7993941

>>7993929
Yeah, but; I'm a guy.
Trap actually, I look much more like a really cute girl

>> No.7993945

>>7993941

You can't be a trap AND massively overweight. (or at least not a good trap)

>> No.7993947

D4

>> No.7993944

>Op is tricking us into looking at ugly male bodies.
Come on, you know /jp/ only likes dicks.
I'm between 1C and 1B.

>> No.7993948

>>7993828
http://rununiversity.com/running-101

Or if you can't hack that straight off, *at least* 20 minutes moderate cardio e.g. on a static bike a couple of times per week until you can.

>> No.7993960

>>7993945
170cm 55kg

>> No.7993964

E4

>> No.7993966

>>7993960
>55kg
How much is that in REAL units of mass?

>> No.7993968

>>7993966
learn to google, fruitloop

>> No.7993971

>>7993966
About 2.5 x 10^9 Planck masses.

>> No.7993974
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7993974

F6

>> No.7993981

A9

>> No.7993985

F8

>> No.7993991

>>7993948
this, and
http://www.coolrunning.com/engine/2/2_3/181.shtml
now I can run up to about 90 minutes

>> No.7994005

F6

>> No.7994017

>>7993960

And your body fat is through the roof. Therefore you are still a shitty trap.

P.S. I'm 10 cm taller than you and have 28 kg more lean body mass than you have total mass.

>> No.7994040
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7994040

Here's the running chart in image form for ease of use.

The way I did it was to get a good pair of over-ear headphones and hook them up to a portable media player, then create a playlist of music consisting of tracks in equal length to the jogging and walking time periods. So for the first week, my playlist consisted of a 1-minute song followed by a 1m30s song, repeated 8 times. Much better than fiddling with a stopwatch or anything.

If you advanced to a new week and find yourself unable to keep up with it, just repeat the previous week over again, don't get discouraged.

>> No.7994041

I'm bottom left. Not quite A1, but not fat enough for B or strong enough for 2.

Also, my brother is F6. Not as in he's that strong/fat, he literally is the guy in the picture in F6.

>> No.7994049

Close to 5E.

This is a terrible chart, though.

>> No.7994061

The only body that doesn't look repulsive is 1B. What the fuck?

1D, 3D, and a little bit of 1E for me.

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