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>TIRED AFTER A LONG DAY OF UNI
>ON THE WAY BACK WHILE SWTICHING TRAINS IN THE SUBWAY I TRY TO GET IN THE TRAIN
>CANT GET IN BECAUSE THERES TOO MANY PEOPLE
>GET FRUSTRATED AND CUSS ALOUD SAYING "FUCK YOU"
>BIG BLACK GUY COMES OUT OF THE TRAIN CAR AT THE LAST SECOND AS THE DOOR CLOSES
>HE SAYS "THE FUCK YOU SAY? ILL KILL YOU"
>I SAY SORRY SORRY I DIDNTAT MEAN IT
>START TO SNIVEL AND TEAR UP AS HE APPROACHES MEANCINGLY AND ME BACKING MY ASS UP
>LOOK AROUND ME BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST IGNORING ME, TOO SCARED TO ASK FOR HELP
>TRIP OVER A CONSTRUCTION WIRE
>FALL INTO A PUDDLE HEADFIRST
>AFTER THAT THE NEGROE LAUGHS AND SAYS THANKS FOR THE LAUGH YO AND THEN LEAVES
>IM CRYING AT THIS POINT AND SOME 20 YEA BLOND OLD LADY AND HER FRIENDS OFFER TO HELP ME UP WHILE HOLDING THEIR LAUGHTER
>I SAY NO NO, IM OK THANK YOU IM F-F-FINE THANKS DUDE
>THINK TO MYSELF, WHAT WOULD /JP/ DO?
>I STARTING THINKING TO MYSELF ABOUT SPAGETTHI AND RIDIOCULOUS GREENTEXT STORIES
>I GET RELAXED AND JUST LAUGH, I JUST LAUGH IT OFF AND BRUSH THE WATER OFF MY SHOULDER AND PANTS AND WALK AWAY EVEN WHILE THE LADIES LOOK AT ME WEIRDLY

THANKS JP I WAS ABLE TO GEt thrOUGH THIS DAY THANKS TO YOU. LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH.

>> No.7988737
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Stop making these threads. Here, have these stories in Manga form.

>> No.7988741

/jp/ isn't your blog, faggot

>> No.7988745

They wanted to fuck

>> No.7988747

>>7988737
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DUDE THIS IS THE ONLY THREAD I MADE TODAY. THAT WAS GOOD THOUGH

>> No.7988749

Kill yourself.    

>> No.7988751
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>>7988747
FORGOT MY PIC, FUCK YOU CAPTCHA

>> No.7988752

Good thread. Thanks.

>> No.7988759

missed a flag, bro

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>>7988741
NO BUT IT IS A PUBLIC IMAGEBOARD I WOULD MAKE IT PRIVATE THOUGH IF IT WAS ME, IF I WAS THE MOOT

>>7988745
I WISH THEY WERENT SO BAD FOR 3DS YOU KNOW EXCEPT NEVERMIND

>>7988749
I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT ONCE BUT SUICIDE IS BAD AND YOU ONLY GOT ONE LIFE YOU KNOW? IM NOT MARIO OR SUPER MARIO OR ANYTHING I WISH THOUGH

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>>7988752
NO PROBLEM SIR

>>7988759
I WISH TWGOK WAS A VIDEO GAME I WOULD PLAY THE EVERLIVING FUCK OUT OF IT AND NOT EVEN GO TO CLASS

>> No.7988771

i went out to the grocery store and the pharmacy and gamestop and taco bell today and despite my obviously faggy nature i was confident and polite and made chitchat with strangers and they laughed at my jokes and then i went home and ate my tacos. true story, also spaghetti etc

>> No.7988781

Think about it, this thread is the culmination of everything posted to /jp/ in it's four years of existence.

It could be a lot worse.

>> No.7988783

Best thread tonight.

>> No.7988839

>>7988737
What is

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>>7988839
What's what?

>> No.7988937

>>7988879
Is there a name for this?

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>>7988937
It's Not My Fault That I'm Not Popular

>> No.7988942

>>7988937
http://www.mediafire.com/?5w74tr651thd9

>> No.7988944

>>7988940
Thank you

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