/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What's your virgin level /jp/?

Level 2 here.

[Anonymous No.]

Level 1 non-master race reporting in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/
Me and my waifu lost our virginities to each other in a dream I had 2 years ago.

[­­wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

holy HELL i need glasses

[Anonymous No.]

Level 2

Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a virgin.
I know how to pick up girls.
I can give you some simple pointers that will get you laid within a year if you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982863
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

5

Looking forward to ranking up into a high class wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

I could be boarderline level 5 but I've hugged girls before in a non-romantic way so I am automatically set to level 2. How silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982863
No thanks bro.

[Anonymous No.]

can't even read that crap without squinting and a magnifying glass, so 7 obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

level 2

[Anonymous No.]

why are you people replying to this

[Anonymous No.]

Level 7
COME AT ME BRO

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982890
/jp/ is devolving from NEETs to socially awkward normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982890
Because people like telling people about themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Level 1 Here, GF plays the vidya aswell.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

Level 7 masterrace

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982890
Every thread must be replied to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982906
>gamer girlfriend

You could at least aim higher than the ground at your feet if you're going to be a normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

CANT F**KING READ THIS SH**

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982908
Shut the fuck up faggot, I heard you say you went to red light district and fucked a slut.

Go back to being dead.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7982911
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING OTAKU RELATED THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[Anonymous No.]

>Normalfaget shit shitting up on my KAWAII-ASS HOOD

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1--1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982902
:(

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

>>7982915
HAHA STFU VIRGIN NERD XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Level 0, but I still fit many of the Level 6 qualifications.

[Anonymous No.]

I never had a girlfriend because I'm not a lesbian. If this chart wasn't sexist I'd be level 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982943
No one gives a fuck you attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982943
We don't take transgenders/freaks into account.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate you all.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Either 6 or 7. I dunno because I can't read it.

>>7982863
Sure go ahead with those pointers.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ma bitch meido not doing shit

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!--

[Anonymous No.]

my gun go off

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982948
Wow, fuck you. At least I'm not using a tripcode like some females here.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeeaaahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out!!
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7982863
YES PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!!!~~~~~

[Anonymous No.]

level 1.

I have a chance and I still can't get laid ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!!-----

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easey!!
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982961
Okay, here's how it works.

We wait for another person like you to post in the thread, and then you two meet up and fuck.

[Courier !bwulacYkqY No.]

>>7982961
Don't!
You can still hope to open portal to Gensokyo!
We can fly there and fuck anyone as much as we want!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982975
>Not sucking my cock niggaz

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homucide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!~~~

[Anonymous No.]

Yeeeaaahhh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!!!~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982961
You can fuck me if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982968
The having a chance thing is utter bullshit anyways. Any guy that's a virgin and not underage b& will remain untouched by women for the rest of their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>2011
>Fuckin meatbags full o' shit 'n' drama

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homicide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!~

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, my gun go off!!*
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippan'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!~

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7982983
WHERE CAN WE MEETUP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982983
>>7982975
I'm like a prophet or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983001
Umm, asda

[Anonymous No.]

Fuckk boy you can see it to believ' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I smash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

[Anonymous No.]

NNigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippinn'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homucide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Yeeeaaahhh.
You betta lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, mang
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I wish an old /jp/er was given control of the board. For fuck sake.

Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bitch ass Meido not doing shit.

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggasss hurtin'
Homucide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7982948
Not that person, but I find it amusing that there are people that literally see no hypocrisy in that statement whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

PPPPOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWAAAAAA LEVVAAAALLLLLL 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983024
>Bumping dat shitty KimchiPonyNon-kawaii thred

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983028
Not the same person, but I don't think you know what hypocrisy means.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm guessing Level 8 is the point where you start casting spells, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I would be at 6 but I have to face people on the weekdays, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983036
>>7983039
>Bumping da shittiest thred fucking up my hood /jp/
Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9....... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga!!!
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983034
noko+sage, shit cunt.

[Kudryavka !!wEyYEw5OlKU No.]

>>7983039
8 is just pissing the colors of the rainbow. 9 is being able to make a gun finger, yell "BAM!" and have actual smoke come out. I'm still waiting for my promotion to 10.

[Anonymous No.]

Level 5, about to be lvl 6.

pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983054
>BUMPIN da shittiest thred being a WackPonyKimchiNormalfaget

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983059
using noko sage would save you time and still not bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983045
I fucking love you gangsta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983067
>Duzn't know that i'm too KAWAII fo dat shit.

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake~u!

[Anonymous No.]

Level 2 wizard here.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983055
you will get beaten by a level 0 normal even if you reach level 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7983100
good one broski i got a good laugh out of that.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a girlfriend when I was 10. Does that count?

If not I'm level 4 then...