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7981550 No.7981550 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you fingering your grlfriends asshole while she shlicks to watching hentai anime?

There is noe excuse.

>> No.7981553
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7981553

My girlfriend was born without an asshole you insensitive clod.

>> No.7981554

One time I fingered my own ass while masturbating. I came almost immediately.

>> No.7981562

Last night I dreamed about sticking my penis is a girl's vagina, and it actually felt pretty good. Makes me wonder if I should stop thinking so much about cocks and dedicate more of my fantasies to having sex with girls.

>> No.7981565

>>7981554
I love doing that, but since I found blood in my stool I've been using my butt sparingly.

>> No.7981567

>>7981562
I always wake up before managing to have sex in dreams. Feels bad man.

>> No.7981566

>>7981562
I somehow managed to read "girl" each time you typed it as "little girl."

>> No.7981570

>>7981565
What color was the blood? If it's dark the blood is likely from somewhere else in your body other than the area immediately inside your ass. Atleast that's what I thought.

>> No.7981571

I only like men, there is my excuse.

>> No.7981580

>>7981562
I always, always have dreams about performing cunnilingus on a loli. I never put my penis in them, ever. I always vividly recall the hairlessness, slipperiness and smallness of it as well as how flat and smooth their bodies are in my dreams.

>> No.7981588

>>7981570
It was a dark red spot resting on top of the poop, like a spot of ketchup on pasta. The poop itself had an orange tinge.

>> No.7981606

>>7981567
I usually do too, but this time I can actually recall the warmth and the smooth insides clutching against my penis. Don't remember any climax, though, but I had already fapped twice the day before, so it's no wonder.

>>7981580
That sounds nice too. It's easy to stimulate your penis alone, but the desire for the flesh is something that can be troubling to keep in check in our lifetyles. But I wonder if getting it satisfied in dreams will ultimately temper it or encourage it.

>> No.7981796

>>7981554
Same here. Everything becomes heightened super quickly, but considering how you want to last out as long as possible, it's really just a huge tease.

>> No.7981814

>>7981554
Dammit, this does NOTHING for me, even when I press on and rub what I assume to be my prostate.

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