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7980418 No.7980418 [Reply] [Original]

>first grade
>really have to pee
>running to the bathroom
>pull my six year-old baby dick out before i even get in the bathroom
>run around the corner
>janitors fixing the plumming, they turn around and look at me
>i'm standing there with my tiny weiner in hand
>they start laughing
>i start crying and peeing all over the floor
>they burst into hysterics

>> No.7980428

my dick was 5 inches at 6 years old

too bad it only grew one inch in puberty :S

>> No.7980424

... why?

>> No.7980425

Did they have their way with you in the bathroom and make you suck their cheesy janitor dicks?

>> No.7980430

you forgot:
>grow up like a retard
>make shitpost threads every day on /jp/.

>> No.7980437

>>7980430
Who are you quoting?

>> No.7980440

OP please you can free yourself from the claws of shitposting, i know it's fun to do it once in a while, but you must stop.

Please, remember why you started browsing /jp/, remember the old times

Weren't they much better?

I speak this from experience, today i have freed myself from shitposting addiction, i am now a free man, now come with me OP, give me your hand, let's make this a better board.

Let's fight this raid together, tomorrow will be a long day and probably the last day of /jp/, but stay with me, let's stay together until the end.

>> No.7980443

>>7980437
you're mother.

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