/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

since this is a slow board. SUSHI TALK

spicy rolls arent spicy, wtf. all the wasabi in the world doesnt satisfy my needs. whats some good storebought sushiiiiiiii

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is this bullshit? Go be a weeaboo on /jp/ day? There's three fucking threads of this bullshit on the front page.

If you want a fast board, I hear gaia is great, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

I love sushi

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i dont want a fast board, i want people to see my thread. do i have to talk about waifus and lolis to get any serious response? maybe dubs will halp

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978599
>gaia
>great

The fuck? That place is full of kids.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

california rolls covered in wasabi is good, but ive been getting too used to the taste and its losing its appeal, so today i tried a spicy roll. the tuna in it makes me feel sick and its not even spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978622
Is this what meta trolling is like ?

[Anonymous No.]

Sushi? More like shit. Just because you want to be a huge weeaboo doesn't change the fact that you're eating raw fish. Raw fish, shithead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978622

That's the entire point.

For dubs rolling, sarcasm-deaf weaboos like you and the OP, you'd fit right in.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is full of fucking 2d loving faggots. hurr lolis lolis lolis. durr which 2d girl would to fuck?

i come here with some JAPANESE CULTURE related topic, and get bitched at.

[Anonymous No.]

>sushi

What sewer did they dig you out of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978644
>weaboo
Sup /b/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978666

I lost an e in a typo, jackass.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7978614
This picture is great.
This is now a touhou on sushi thread

>>7978651
Well since we disappointed you so much you better leave and let us suffer in our shame.
I am truly sorry that we couldn't satisfy your needs OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978651
Look at that weeaboo faggot. "Japanese Culture" in all caps, jeez, at least try to hide your shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978642

i know, california rolls are good but the raw shit isnt sitting well in my stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978671
Meant to post this

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>>7978651
What are fucking wapanese faggots doing in my /jp/ ?
Get the fuck back to gaia or whatever if you wanna discuss some shitty country like japan.

Owned 4 lyfe noob.

[Anonymous No.]

I WORK ON THE JAPANESE RESTAURANT, AND I THOUGHT SUSHI SUCKS BALLS.

Spicy curry, on the other hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978651
Thinking Otaku Culture means Japanese culture is about as smart as thinking American culture means World of Warcraft and Warhammer culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978679
Nobody asked you, numbnuts.

[Anonymous No.]

OP just got TOLD

[Anonymous No.]

very funny how otakus think theyre better than other people because theyre more hardcore losers. its a paradox

[Anonymous No.]

Since this is a troll thread, I'd just like to point out that it's now eurofag primetime as I said earlier
>>7977635

Let's see that front page. We've got this. What's the sluttiest thing you've ever done, Ron Paul, viral marketting, and >>7978689

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978693
right, otaku culture means lolis and futanari, right? teach me to be like you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978699
LOL Y SO MADURT AND BUTTFURSTRATION
I PUL MY DIK OUT UR ASS

[Anonymous No.]

>blatantly samefagging your own thread
Shit nig, you must be bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978709
cause i hate when people act superior because they are more diehard ____. in this case, its being diehard fucking pedos 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978717
buttdevstated
you should learn a bit from /jp/ and take it easy sometimes, quit gettin' mad at the internet

[Anonymous No.]

Every time these threads get posted:
>Lol guys if this is otaku culture then let's talk about Japan
>b-baka! You maid me mad! Otaku culture doesn't mean everything Japanese! In fact, I hate Japan! It's a s-shitty country! Nuke Japan! I'll even use some antiquated racial slurs to sound antagonistic and edgy! I'm so defensive and buttfrustrated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978704
Yeah, because shitposters wait until prime time to shitpost. What you see as Eurofag prime time, I see as Amerifag afternoon, which is just as good a time and place as any other to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978725
you guys are bullies. how do you feel now? i just wanted to talk sushi and you all assumed im trolling. fucking otakus acting like bullies. now ive seen everything. except some of the sick shit you pedo wannabees watch

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>>7978727
Are you the same guy that always get mad at people saying they don't give a shit about japan ?
Take it easy dude, be a wapanese fag if you want but please don't think everyone wants to be the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978738
>BAW SOME PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN TO ME OVER THE INTERNET FUCKING PEDO FUCK U BAWWW

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>>7978727
The fact that you think /jp/ ever gets more buttfrustrated than the people who make the threads speaks to your newness far more than your greentext does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978734

Right, so it's gotta be an American, even though it's statistically a time where american normalfags would be at work and american NEETs would be asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978738
Cry some more nerd.

Go to Gaia if you want to talk about sushi, only there you will find people dumb enough to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978740
May I see those statistics you got there?

[Anonymous No.]

I could sure go for some sushi right now. It's a shame that it's so fucking expensive though, not to mention it usually tastes like shit unless you pay even more to eat at decent places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978738
>raging at people being assholes on the internet, on 4chan of all places

Get a life, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978744
i think sushi is a lot better than waifus and lolis. so sue me. do i have to start playing eroges and jerkin it to moe bitches to fit in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978737
I don't give a shit about Japan either. I just wish people would either ignore the threads, or not give a shit, instead of overreacting.

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>>7978753
Considering that's what the board is about, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978753
You know there's a food and cooking board, right?
>>>/ck/

[Anonymous No.]

I thought there was going to be more sushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978753
>do i have to start playing eroges and jerkin it to moe bitches to fit in here?

yes
take the path of the true omega male and enlightment shall be yours

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[Anonymous No.]

>make an off topic thread
>BAW Y U SAGIN BRO YOU FKN WEABBO FAGGOTS Y U SO MEAN TO ME IMMAH CALLIN MAH HOME BOARD TO RAID U

Everytime

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7978756
its called JP for a reason. i dont think its Japanese Porn. i think its JaPan. arent there numerous, specific fetish hentai boards for that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978762
been there, but its too active and got bumped for the lack of sushi fans

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>>7978769
>i dont think

You sure as hell don't, sonny. And that's why you should get out.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7978769
/g/ should be about germany then
/k/ or /co/ should be about korea
/f/ should be about france

Your reasoning is flawed, a board name does bot make up it's content, the users do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978778
in japan the dont call it "porn" so why would it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978752

I'm sorry, I didn't think I needed statistics for common sense.

What hours do you think most Americans work? Hint, not 1400-0700

And when you can wake up whenever you want, what reason would you have to be awaken before noon?

You're ignoring the elephant in the room here, in that it's late evening across europe. When everyone would be awake or home from whatever they have to be home for. And shitposting increased, much as I pointed out it would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978780
just like /mu/ isnt about music
fit isnt about fitness.
toy isnt about toys.

if /f/ were about france, the flash board would probably be /fl/ right? makes sense, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978781
Ok, I got it, you can't really think straight, but now I'm worried. You got cerebral palsy or something?

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck wont you fuckers talk about sushi. if you dont like sushi you can get out

sparkredneck.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978792
The word Japan does not appear anywhere in /jp/'s board name. Try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978796
when wtf does jp stand for???? tell me smartass

[Anonymous No.]

I like that cheap sushi that I can get from the local super market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978804
It stands for Otaku Culture, you blind piece of shit.

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>>7978782
It might as well be the time American kids come back from school. Or the time American NEETs wake up. You have no real point, except if you want to stir up some /int/ drama. There are good posters as well as shitposters in both regions, stop being a faggot about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978804
/jp/ - Just Pedophiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978807

then why not call it OC or OT
and if this board isnt for JAPAN, then why not?
cant you fuckers go to /a/ or did they kick you out for giving them a bad name

[Anonymous No.]

It's called /jp/ because the board's supposed to mimic the Japanese version of /b/ on 2chan.net, but 4chan's /b/ turned into what /b/ is today.

Go ahead, look at 2chan's /b/, Nijiura:
http://dec.2chan.net/b/

Now look at 4chan's /jp/.
Notice anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978813
What are you so angry about? The board isn't about what you want, go somewhere else already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978808

American kids don't get home from school for another hour in the furthest west timezone.

I'm stirring this shit up because it's a troll thread anyway, I might as well air my grievances with seeing supposedly "eurofag /jp/ is less shitty than American /jp/" when the opposite is true.

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>>7978813
Moot separated touhou from /a/, /jp/ was born.

But he hates us for some reason so he trolls us on a daily baisi by naming by giving us a shitty board name and shitty shady rules.

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>>7978808

American kids don't get home from school for another hour in the furthest east timezone.

I'm stirring this shit up because it's a troll thread anyway, I might as well air my grievances with seeing supposedly "eurofag /jp/ is less shitty than American /jp/" when the opposite is true.

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>>7978816
why not call it /nij/ then???
never have i been more misled by obvious abbreviations in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978813
This board is for everything that used to go on /a/, but wasn't strictly Anime or Manga.

This means visual novels, touhou, idols, figures, light novels, doujin games, etc.

This board isn't for Japan because there's an /int/ernational board for that shit.

Why can't you go to a proper board instead of insisting that everyone else go to an improper board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978816
You could have at least linked to may.

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>>7978825
this is not a fucking troll thread. you guys are trolling me.

im willing to talk about sushi any time. whats your guys favorite kind? if you dont like sushi, you arent forced to post, but i know you guys cant resist, huh

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>>7978831

What's up with /d/, there isn't even a /d/ in the title and people get pissy if all you post is dickgirls so it cant be that

What's up with /g/. Why not /tec/

What's with /o/, moot's american anyway, why not /car/

What's up with /i/ and /ic/

what's up with /vp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978819
So you agree American NEETs have woken up. Which is all that matters, really. It's not like anyone here has fixed sleeping patterns like you want to believe.

I don't support "Euro /jp/ is less shitty" except in troll threads like this. If you believe it, that sounds like a personal problem. In reality, both are the same, you see good and bad threads all day long, only difference is when a janitor comes.

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>>7978840
this is not a fucking sushi board. you are being an idiot.

im willing to talk about visual novels and touhou any time. what touhou would you guy fuck? if you dont like touhou, you arent forced to post, but i know you cant resist, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978825
>>7978808
>>7978782
And then we remember the sad truth: every board is /int/.

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>>7978837

yeah go to /int/ to talk about sushi. wtf do fuckers from australia know about sushi. thats even more out of place than /jp/. cooking is too active for sushi, which apparently has no love anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978840
Why don't you fucking leave already? Seriously, you're embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Go away OP! We hate waboos, we hate Japan, we hate everything related to Japan! Death to people like you, death to anyone who cares about Japan!!

We here at /jp/ take pride in being insecure fucks about our hobbies. We have to say we don't care about anything except VN's, figs, Touhou, and other obscure Japanese games. Other than that, we don't give any less of a shit of what happens to Japan, the people, their food or anything else! Just copy this mentality and you will fit right on in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978856
lol y u so mad tho

[Anonymous No.]

so i guess otakus really are to be looked down upon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978843

If you want to believe NEETs are waking up 9am, or just crawling out of bed and doing their first things in the morning to shitpost /jp/, sure.

And hell, if you want real statistics, go dig around in the archive for that faggot that charted the instances of common shitposts and 3d threads like two years ago. Spikes in the afternoon.

All I've got is the proof before you right now. If that's not enough, then I give up

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978861
Oh no, some fag who likes sushi is looking down on us. Hold me guys, I think I'll faint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978856
Is it that wrong to pretend we hate japan so wapanese fags don't come here and turn this place to gaia ?
Even moot said it on SA when he created 4chan, he doesn't want teenage obnoxious anime fans on this website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978856
i want to talk to people who like /j/a/p/an. fuck you. you have no respect for your ancestors. without these sushi-eating perverts, you would be lonely reading comic books wouldnt you

[Anonymous No.]

Why do these threads always end up the same ?
Why don't people never learn ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978851
/int/ is the board for foreign culture and language.
Sushi is Japanese.
Sushi is cooking.
Japan is foreign.
Cooking is part of culture.

Actual otaku don't eat sushi because it's expensive and they're either poor or would rather spend their money on other shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978869
>Is it that wrong to pretend we hate japan so wapanese fags don't come here and turn this place to gaia ?
Pretend? How can you even type that with a straight face?

>Even moot said it on SA when he created 4chan, he doesn't want teenage obnoxious anime fans on this website.
That should be irrelevant since he was a preteen himself back then. And just look at /b/, then and now, it's pretty much the same thing. Those "obnoxious anime fans" go to /a/, not /jp/, since it's more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

ok continue posting your cute little pics of 5 year old anime girls. but im going to come back later and talk about sushi, dammit. maybe one person who likes japanese CULTURE will talk about FOOD with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978892
（　´_ゝ`） コピペ

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978868
Yeah, spikes in some vague graph and assumptions, cool "proof". If you really want evidence, find out directly where the shitposts come from instead. Suck a mod's dick or something, I don't know. The shitposters are a vocal minority and aren't from only one of the two regions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978892
Reported for offtopic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978886
a lot more likely to find sushi fans in a place full of canadians, ukranians, hiphop talking, polish, and french people- than FUCKING OTAKUS! PEOPLE WHO OBSESS OVER JAPANESE CREATIONS. of course food is a no-go, the japanese food doesnt have a flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

By god is that guy obnoxious. How old are you, fifteen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978902
Steam and blood are literally coming out of your ears and butthole respectively. Go cry to you're mom, maybe she'll feign interest, like she always does.

[Anonymous No.]

you could have just said from the beginning, "we're all too poor to afford food cause we buy cute little pvc dolls of our waifus with all our money."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978902
Again, you have the wrong impression of what exactly otaku means.
I don't blame you. Because a lot of non-Japanese speaking people call themselves otaku without knowing either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978908
>>7978902
Trying hard to stir shit up. Don't you have homework to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978908
You should have said from the beginning "I don't know when to stop sperging around"

[Anonymous No.]

Hey squidy, if you read this, this type of trollthread works marvels, you should try it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978925
squidy doesn't possess the mental capability, or attention span, to keep making non-pasta troll replies for one hour straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978912
so otaku means people for fell in love with hentai, right? so otakus are something to be afraid of? theyre sure as hell the most depressing faggots ive ever had the displeasure of talking to

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978941
Otaku means someone who is obsessed with something, primarily anime or scifi.

And you obviously have never talked to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978941
I'll shed a tear about that later. Now get out and take your thread with you. Don't forget to tell everyone how pathetic we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978941
oh shit you just burned our pedophile virgin nerd asses so hard it's not even funny
I'm gonna have to take a break from /jp/ to let all my tears out, score one for /b/

[Anonymous No.]

AND MY POINT IS, I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT SUSHI WITH PEOPLE WHO LIKE ANIME. NOT JUST SOME JERKOFF FROM ANY OTHER BOARD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978959
>>>/a/

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978959
I'll blow your mind here.

We don't even like anime. It fucked us over, why like it?

[Anonymous No.]

okay heres a question. if a delicious little loli was buried in a pile of sushi, would you otakus eat it to get to the loli? what kind of sushi would it have to be to keep you from throwing up?

>implying you sick fucks dont get off on puke, too

[Anonymous No.]

DID SOMEONE SAY "PUKE"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978959
What the hell do sushi and anime even have to do with each other besides being from Japan?

Next time you go to a Chinese restaurant, ask the waitress for tips on your zen garden.

Next time you order pizza, ask the delivery guy about the mafia.

Connecting sushi to anime makes you look like these guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4

[Anonymous No.]

>>7978981
I would eat it. No requirements on they type.

I am only attracted to Madopuke.png BTW xDDDD. I can't post it cause i'm on my phone in class thou xD