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797823 No.797823 [Reply] [Original]

Anonymous! What is your profession?!

Prosecutor

>> No.797825

Stalker.

>> No.797826

NEET

>> No.797827

Auto-mechanic

>> No.797829

Hikikomori

>> No.797830

I fix cars

>> No.797831

IT support who sits on his ass all day and occasionally get's asked what a flash plugin is

>> No.797833

Doctor

>> No.797834

Unemployed student scraping by on cheques from online ads, student loans and grants

Linguistics.

>> No.797836

Car repairer

>> No.797837

>>797823

I'm a writefag!

>> No.797841

I deal with broken cars

>> No.797842

IT consultant


but oh fuck, I'm not anon.

>> No.797843

>>797823

Hikikomori

>> No.797845

>>797827

I'm also an auto-mechanic

>> No.797847

I'd prosecute her if you know what I mean.

>> No.797848

I teach kindergarten

if you know what I mean

>> No.797849

Auto-mechanic.

>> No.797852
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797852

NEET

>> No.797851

I'm a secretary.

>> No.797853

I'd prosecute that Yuka, if you catch my drift.

>> No.797854

Car repair

if fix cars

>> No.797858

Auto mechanic

>> No.797860

>>797848
I giggled and I wish I hadn't.

>> No.797862

Car mechanic

>> No.797863

Technically I quit work to be a freelance writer. Considering I've never sold anything I may be considered NEET since there's no guarantee I'll ever earn money this way.

Meh, here's for hoping.

>> No.797864

Hikikomori, but only because the job market in Michigan sucks massive dick.

>> No.797866

Auto-repair

>> No.797869

>>797864
oh /jp/, you're so edgy

>> No.797870

Tinkering with broken automobiles

>> No.797871

>>797829
>>797843
Are you really? Or do you just call yourself that to feel special, when you're really just shy and don't feel that much like going out and meeting people?

>> No.797872

Shrine maiden

>> No.797876

Fixing cars

>> No.797877

>>797872

The kind that gets raped with a flute or the kind that has to be sacrificed to stop the calamity?

>> No.797878

>>797837
back, work, nigger, etc.

>> No.797881

self-studying history at the moment

I worked in the IT department at the same office where my dad works for two months (February-March) before that.

I was the guy who fixed cables under ~180 desks.

>> No.797882

Just an ordinary witch.

>> No.797884

>>797878

I just updated, faggot.

>> No.797885

Greasemonkey

>> No.797886

>>797881

if I know what you mean

>> No.797887

I fix your parent's computers.

>> No.797889

>>797827
>>797830
>>797836
>>797841
>>797845
>>797849
>>797854
>>797858
>>797862
>>797866
>>797870
>>797876
can't tell if this all the same person or if it's a REALLY popular job among /jp/sies

>> No.797890

I work with shikigami.

>> No.797891

I'm a programmer.

>> No.797893

>>797886
I see what you did there

and to make it all worse: I was paid ~$6,000 (in total, after taxes) to do it

>> No.797896

NEET.

>> No.797898

20 years old.

Nothing.

>> No.797901

sonographer and radiographer.

>> No.797905

Cage fighter.

>> No.797906

NEET finally going to college and learning moonspeak for the first time. I'll be seeing some of you faggots there.

>> No.797908
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797908

>>797890
99% sure youre not Kira

>> No.797907

Leech

>> No.797916

>>797889

I was wondering the same thing.

>> No.797923
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797923

>>797908
Shikigami not Shinigami

>> No.797925

I occasionally turn tricks for money

>> No.797926

>>797923
Therefore you are not Kira!

>> No.797932

>>797926
Yukari is Kira

>> No.797938

>>797932

MAJOR CLUE UNVEILED: YukArI -> YukIrA

MYSTERY SOLVED

>> No.797943

LHC lol.

>> No.797946

Normal guy at morning, SPESS MEHREEN at night

>> No.797950

NEET, dropped 2 times from good university. I dont know what to do now.

>> No.797953

>>797932

GODDAMNIT YUKIRA!

>> No.797958

Crippled NEET non-profit writer.

>> No.797959

High School learnan for university.

>> No.797972
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797972

Professional shut-in. Slowly dwindling down to the realization that soon I need to do something with my life, anything, even if it's being homeless.

>> No.797974

Unemployed recent high school graduate subsisting on a diet of ramen and grocery store food

>> No.797978

Unemployed recent high school graduate subsisting on a diet of ramen and grocery store food
fuck me im worthless

>> No.797981

>>797978
I'm exactly that, except I didn't graduate high school.

>> No.797998
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797998

I program vidya

>> No.797999

>>797978
youre living my dream man.

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798147

u asking me?

>> No.798151

currently working as a salesman at a computer store. Planing on quiting soon.

>> No.798159

No job
No college education
No license
Final Destination

>> No.798167

>>798159
This.

>> No.798170

>>798159
No job
No education
No license
No friends
Final destination

>> No.798175

>>798170
/jp/ is my friend.

>> No.798283
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798283

自宅警備員

>> No.798305

Threat Specialist for the United States Army Corp of Internet Toughguys

>> No.798326

>>798175
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!

That being said, I will become your friend for a modest sum

>> No.798327

NEET

>> No.798329

>>798305
Internet Blackbelt, first degree. I specialize in Computer Science III.

>> No.798330

IT field technician, running around everywhere all day, showing people not to plug their coffee makers next to their computer.

>> No.798334

None.
Hopeless philosophy student living with my parents at the moment.

>> No.798345

>>798330
>IT field technician
Sounds like you go and repair broken tank computers too bad you dont ;_;

>> No.798346

>>798326


I have 3 dollars, a card from my mom congratulating me on my high school diploma, and a cat. is this enough

>> No.798350

Everyone not saying NEET can GTFO

>> No.798360

>>I have 3 dollars, a card from my mom congratulating me on my high school diploma, and a cat. is this enough
The cat is nutrition.
The $3 should buy you a bus ticket to go on an interview for a job.
You can write stuff on the back of the diploma (in cat blood, until you can afford a pencil).

>> No.798365

>>798346
macgyver could build a lot of shit out of that!

>> No.798370

>>798345
Dude, one time I had to find the VP who was parked somewhere in Manhattan and configure his laptop right then and there to sync with his Blackberry on the sidewalk. If I could fix broken tank computers I would.

>> No.798379

ICT technician. I sit around in a server room browsing /jp/ and "fixing" a computer every now and then.

>> No.798388

Nobody fixes broken tank computers on the field. If a tank computer breaks, you just take the whole thing out and put in a new one, fix the old one later on your own time.

>> No.798390

>>798379
Whats your pay? Sounds like a good job.

>> No.798394

I'm the manager of a dildo factory

>> No.798401

>>798394
Are you hiring? I would gladly be product tester.

>> No.798403

One anon here tests love dolls.

I want that job.

>> No.798408

>>798403
You do realize that just about everyone on this thread is a fucking liar.

>> No.798410

>>798408
I didnt lie. Why would i lie to a OP that posted Yuka?

>> No.798420

Software test engineer for Microsoft.

>> No.798438

designer for nintendo in japan

>> No.798440

>>798408
He wasn't in this thread.

And I'm >>798167
Why would I lie?

>> No.798441

Bill Gates

>> No.798443

heir to a backwater plantation estate, unless i can somehow get a decent job by end of next year.

>> No.798447

>>798443
May I borrow a few of your niggers, good sir? I shan't be much trouble.

>> No.798449

>>798441
Would be cool if Bill liked Touhou.

>> No.798460

>>798449
Then I could play it on the Xbox.

>> No.798468

I'm a scumlord. I go into this girl's apartment when she's at work and masturbate.

>> No.798696

I'm a hikikomori linguist.

>> No.798717

I PAY TO GO TO SCHOOL

FUUUUCK

>> No.798719

I work in a love hotel frequented by many prostitutes and their pimps.

>> No.798739

>>798717
Sounds like a nightmare...

>> No.798752

>>798468

That actually sounds like an awesome job.

>> No.798786

I sell records and things on eBay.

>> No.799216

I'm a fucking waiter.

>> No.799225

I'm fucking a waiter.

>> No.799234

Bulk Ink Importer

>> No.799244

I work at a bookstore while finishing up my last year of college.

>> No.799248

>>799225
It sure as fuck ain't me.

>> No.799251

>>799216

May the plates be light and full of your cum, brother.

>> No.799259

I sob quietly while laying in bed all day.

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