/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>On the toilet
>Having a shit
>Don't realise there's no toilet paper
>Have to go downstairs with shit inbetween your legs
>It rubs against your thighs, balls, pubic hair and asshole
>drops out on the the bottom of the stairs while your pants are round your ankles
>bend over to pick it up
>Mother walks through the front door
>she looks at you and then walks back out
>have to avoid her for like a month afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>7977993
Your face when

[Anonymous No.]

>>7977993
she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

whyt squidy

[Anonymous No.]

>late at night, staying over with parents for the weekend
>bunch of commotion upstairs
>trying to play demons souls on the ps3
>rage at all the noise
>eventually go upstairs
>Mother "I can't get it to work!"
>Father "Can't we just ask Jimmy for help?"
>Mother "But"
>I shout HEY LET ME HELP through the door
>dad takes me in the room
>mother wont look at me
>Son I can't get this to work
>hands me a porn BLU RAY
>he points to his DVD player
>my face when I let them watch porn on my ps3
>my face when I googled the porn and found out it was about hardcore anal fisting
>my face when I realized my mother gets anal fisted

[TODBOB !8Wa6OGPmD2 No.]

>>7978011
nice kurisu greentext

[Anonymous No.]

sorry guys I don't believe you. Stop your incest fantasies immediately

[sage No.]

Reported

[Anonymous No.]

>implying it's your mom who gets anal fisted

[Anonymous No.]

who are you quoting?