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WHY YOU NOT HAVE GIRLFRIEND HRRRGRRRRR

>> No.7972163

My latest reason is that I don't want to use condoms.

>> No.7972183

>>7972163

That's weird, isn't she going to be on the pill?

>> No.7972192

>>7972183
She might claim to be, but you should know otherwise.
Try googling "how to get pregnant without him knowing".

>> No.7972198

>>7972192

Must be hard to suffer of clinical paranoia.

>> No.7972208 [DELETED] 

>>7972183
>Trusting a woman to do anything.
>>7972192
>Thinking women are smart enough to plan ahead and didn't just forget to take it.

>> No.7972211

>>7972183
>Trusting a woman to do anything.
>>7972192
>Thinking women are smart enough to plan ahead and didn't just forget to take it.
>>7972198
>Believing women on the pill do not still have STDs.

>> No.7972214

>>7972198
It's alright, this is why I don't have sex in the first place. Not that I would be able to easily get it if I did want it. I'm not paranoid enough to think a woman is going to break into my apartment and rape me while I'm asleep to get pregnant, at least.

>> No.7972220

>Not that I would be able to easily get it if I did want it.

>jp
>JP

>> No.7972229

>how to get pregnant without him knowing

Is this an american thing?

>> No.7972236

G-girlfriend?! But girls have cooties, silly.

>> No.7972237
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>>7972214
>I'm not paranoid enough to think a woman is going to break into my apartment and rape me while I'm asleep to get pregnant, at least.

I didn't either until I watched Mawaru Penguindrum.

>> No.7972243
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7972243

>>7972237
>>7972214
Just imagine some chick dressed up as your waifu, manipulating your groggy ass into 18 years of child support.

Your bro won't be there to save you in real life. Because he doesn't exist.

>> No.7972250

>>7972237
>>7972243
This explains where I pulled that scenario from.

>> No.7972254
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7972254

Pregnancy related misogyny thread?

I ought to remove the bottom part of this already.

>> No.7972312

>>7972254

>American women

Got it right there.

>> No.7972319

>>7972243

Why would they do that to you? Wouldn't they more likely to try it with someone who has...money and offers security?

>> No.7972323

>>7972319
You don't know that he doesn't.

>> No.7972325

>>7972319
Even if they can't get money from you, they can get money for having the child. also take any money you ever do make.

>> No.7972328

>>7972319
He has a good point. I have heard of the existence of so-called "hikinormals" that somehow manage to hold down extremely high paying jobs, but retreat into a secret NEET lifestyle for the rest of their waking hours.

She might be a secretary at his company. Perhaps she saw him secretly eating strawberry cake with a picture of his anime waifu in one of the executive boardrooms.

>> No.7972332

>>7972328
>>7972328
>of so-called "hikinormals"
So called by who, you? You probably just made up that term just now.

>> No.7972335

>>7972328
>so-called "hikinormals"
A new term for made by normals? Why do normals love branding shit?

>> No.7972348

>>7972325

Kids are loads of work. They won't go for your stinky welfare money.

>> No.7972357

>>7972332
Please do try and keep up with Tokyo fashion, lest you expose yourself for the country mouse that you are.

>> No.7972359

>>7972348
She'll just make her mom raise the kid.

>> No.7972364

>>7972328
>jobs
>NEET lifestyle

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>thisthread.jpg

>> No.7972379

This is really weird, /jp/. My asshole seems to be twitching very slightly. I've had numerous muscles twitches in my body before and I've grown used to it, but never has one of them been my anus. It feels like perhaps something is either trying to enter or exit my anus very, very gently. It's been twitching since the afternoon.

Has anyone had something like this happen? Usually for any other twitch I could ignore it, but for some reason it's very annoying when such a sensitive area is twitching. I hope it'll settle down before I try to go to bed.

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7972380

Because I'm focusing on loving myself right now. There's just no room for anyone else.

>> No.7972382

>>7972379

Do you feel pain?

>> No.7972388

>>7972379
Enjoy your parasites.

>> No.7972389

>>7972382
Not at all. The only thing I feel is the very slight twitching.

>> No.7972400

>>7972389
pinworms

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