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7961398 No.7961398 [Reply] [Original]

Would you be able to get over your crippling social phobias and mental illness to escort Mokou to an elegant ballroom dance?

>> No.7961406
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7961406

Probably not, no

>> No.7961407

I don't really have either of those though.

>> No.7961403

Yeah only if she changes her outfit and sucks me off dude.

>> No.7961409

I don't think I would have a say in that choice. She would drag me there regardless.

>> No.7961422

Why is she dressed like a MAN

>> No.7961424

>>7961422
Why is HE dressed like man that he is?

>> No.7961438
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7961438

Yes, if she'd agree to put on a damn dress. I believe that there's actually a pretty girl underneath all that rough, mannish clothing.

>> No.7961445

damn sure. now that I'm bald like nosferatu, I'm quite cool with a black suit. I tested it at funerals.
plus, I used to have a social life once, and I can remember how to do this stuff.

>> No.7961446

Sure.

She needs to wear a skirt, though.

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>> No.7961461

I wouldn't want to go to an elegant ballroom dance and neither would Mokou.

She'd make a good fembro though.

>> No.7961481

>>7961461
she's a oldschool girl, maybe she like this kind of things after all...

>> No.7961493
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7961493

>Mokou hips

>> No.7961500

>>7961446
One of us should wear a skirt and since she's already wearing pants it is going to have to be me.

>> No.7961507

>>7961493
grab Moko-hips to dance
pull Moko-hips in contact with yours
crotch on crotch grinding action

>> No.7961516
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>>7961507
You would be a terrible ballroom dancer. Not that there's anything wrong with that

>> No.7961517

I'd go in a dress and we'd go to a costume ball it'll be fun

>> No.7961520

>>7961438

I find it hard to imagine Mokou wearing a skirt or dress.

>> No.7961524
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>>7961507
I'd date Mokou and get her drunk
Once she's passed out I'd drag her to a private room and start grinding my dick against her hips.

>> No.7961530

only if good aunt turns me into a girl and give me a dress, then i have to flee before clock strikes 12

>> No.7961540

>>7961530
just don't make her pick up stinking shoes, or she'll probably get mad and make you become CINDERella

>> No.7961550
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equestrian adventures

>> No.7961556

Damn it, Mokou, why must you tempt me into cheating on my waifu like this...?

>> No.7961569

>>7961398
I could. I'd be a miserable nervous wreck by the end of the night, but I could do it.
I would, too.

>>7961438
>Yes, if she'd agree to put on a damn dress. I believe that there's actually a pretty girl underneath all that rough, mannish clothing.
You are the worst person.

>> No.7961573

>elegant dance

She might want to pick another man for that. I'm not qualified.

>> No.7961601

If I can un-repress the dozens of ballroom dancing lessons my mother made me go to with her, probably.

>> No.7961620

>thinks valses are classy as fuck, know how to do them well
>alone as fuck, never had a chance to dance them

COME MOKOU, TONIGHT IS OUR NIGHT.

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>>7961550
>equestria

>> No.7961637
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7961637

Sure, why not?
I'd love to.

Don't know why everyone is all bent up about her not wearing a dress. She looks rather elegant to me.
She is like the only Touhou that wears pants. So why not wear dress pants too?

>> No.7961648

Stop making Mokou out to be some butch, you faggots.

>> No.7961650

>>7961637

Mokou was born in ancient japan, where pants were a symbol of nobility (peasants went without lower clothes at all, just in a tunic with underwear)

>> No.7961655

>>7961634
Stop using ponyshit on /jp/.

>> No.7961659

>>7961648
Faggots are the ones that are afraid of seeing males because then they feel unsafe about their masculinity.

Either they are disgusting manchildren or homosexual people in denial.

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>>7961422
>>7961424
>>7961438
>>7961446
You honestly believe you'd be wearing the pants in the relationship?

Better go find a dress in your size.

>> No.7961703

>>7961698

I think both of us should wear pants if I'm dancing with Mokou. Where does that put me?

>> No.7961709

I would escort her to my bedroom.

>> No.7961711
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So Mokou in the tuxedo and me in the dress?
..I am VERY okay with this.

I would gladly be the wife in this relationship.

>> No.7961715

>>7961698
I want to keep my pants and fight with her everyday.

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>> No.7961724

>>7961711
Thats pretty big. Sure you can take the whole thing?

>> No.7961734

>>7961698
I'm OK with this.

>> No.7961742

>>7961712
Sauce?

>> No.7961743

>>7961724
No worries! i have been practising with popsicles~
Besides, if it is Mokou i dont mind a bit of pain the first time.

>> No.7961755

>>7961742
[ricecandy] mokoton
it's very uhh...disjointed

>> No.7961765

My only problem is that I'm too shy to take the initiative in social situations. If Mokou asks me, there would be no problems. Except that I can't dance.

>> No.7961787

>>7961650
So was Kaguya. Oh crap, your argument went down the shitter.

>> No.7961794

Sure I'll escort her, I'll even escort her to my bedroom after the ball.

>> No.7961797

>>7961787
I'm not that guy, but I think that's actually ZUNs stated reason for her pants.

>> No.7961807

>>7961797
I think it had something to do with fireproof clothing.

>> No.7961816

>>7961787
She's a Lunarian. Oh crap you don't know shit.

>> No.7961828

>>7961787
Kaguya is a disgusting alien scum.

>> No.7961849

Yep

if i get to dance the twist as she spits fire at random directions, while i laugh my ass off.

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>> No.7961858
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7961858

How could anyone say no to this face?

>> No.7961857

Only if I'm there to do nothing but escort her there and be her furniture.

>> No.7961863

I can't dance :(

>> No.7961916

>>7961816
>>7961828
Irrelevant, she lived in the same time period and land Mokou did.

>> No.7961945

Bug touhou has the best pants

>> No.7961976

>>7961945
Best Touhou's pants bug me

>> No.7962018

inb4 Inuyasha farting fire

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Japanese phoenix cooking spaghetti.

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7964188

Tou-hobo thread?

>> No.7965408
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7965408

WHO MOKOU HERE

>> No.7965449
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7965449

Crippling social phobia, does not have.
Mental illness, does not have.
Absolute uninterest in ballroom dancing, does have.

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