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Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:29:28 2011 No.7959582 [Reply] [Original]

>Parents tell me I have to get a job and move out in one week.
>Go into my room and lock the door.
>Get out my S&W .357 revolver and shoot a bullet into my bed.
>Silently escape through the window while they're pounding on the door and calling 911.
>Stay at a motel for the night.
>Get spotted by the police near 7-11 next morning and taken back home.
>Parents are bawling their eyes out.
>Tell me I don't have to move out anymore.

Am I a fucking genius or what, /jp/?

I'm quoting the police report.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:32:26 2011 No.7959590 Pretty cute plan. I don't know how I'd feel about the long term effects of doing that, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:32:26 2011 No.7959592 They would have just forgotten about the job thing anyway. That's how it always goes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:32:26 2011 No.7959593 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:32:26 2011 No.7959594 >>7959582 Suck my cock dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:32:26 2011 No.7959595 Since when do they write police reports in first person?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:39:26 2011 No.7959615 Now that was adorable, OP. Adorable emotional pressure, that is, you jackass. If I were your mother, I'd give you a good spank.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Thu Oct 6 01:39:57 2011 No.7959618 They wrote the police report of a suicide in first person? Man, that sounds awesome. I wanna be a policeman when I grow up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:41:28 2011 No.7959622 No, OP, you're not quoting, because people who type official documents are smart enough not to utilize retarded greentext. At best, you're poorly paraphrasing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:41:28 2011 No.7959624 How much would that ambulance and the search for some middle-aged loser who ran away from home cost?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:41:57 2011 No.7959626 >>7959618 >>7959595 So clever XDDDDD Not really, suck my cock dudes

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Thu Oct 6 01:42:57 2011 No.7959631 >>7959626 Eh, it's not like I read threads like this anyways. Though I do feel less original now that I have.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:44:27 2011 No.7959635

>>7959582
>>7959593
>>7959595
>>7959622

What's /jp/ fascination with greentext and quoting?

I didn't understand the spoiler text until you guys made your buttfrustration about the whole issue clear with your buttmad reaction over non-content. You fags really are autistc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:45:27 2011 No.7959640 You should have actually shot yourself and gotten on disability, nerd.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:47:59 2011 No.7959654

>>7959640
I don't think disability kicks in if you purposely cause the disability yourself.

In fact, it would be labeled as fraud and probably net you a fine on top of the enormous medical bill if you tried to file for it. Does insurance even pay for someone who shoots themself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:49:29 2011 No.7959662 That plot is almost as stupid as the guy who moved into Muvico. It may be just stupid enough to work, though.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:51:29 2011 No.7959669

>>7959582
Where did you get a 357 magnum?
Why are you sleeping in a bed instead of on a futon?
Where did you get the money for a motel stay?
Why didn't the police arrest you on the spot?

Your life is obviously so interesting OP, we need to live vicariously through you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:51:29 2011 No.7959671 File: 762 KB, 1069x1354, 23f0caf618e69d23e8607adafbbc0a79.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7959635 Tut! Like, shuh, where do you live? It's, like, totally the best new meme around, jeez!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 01:52:30 2011 No.7959674 >>7959654 > I don't think disability kicks in if you purposely cause the disability yourself. His parents would claim mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:03:31 2011 No.7959712 >>7959671 > new

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:05:31 2011 No.7959728

>>7959669
Not that anyone believes me because this is /jp/, but:

I was given it by my dad in case of a burglar came in.

Because I've had this bed for 23 years.

I get pocket money from shit like Adsense blogs and taking surveys under my fake profile as a young female with kids (since they obviously wouldn't pick the millionth male nerd living at home application).

Because I don't have a record and they didn't feel like making my life any shittier than it obviously is by what I did. That's seriously what they told me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:14:30 2011 No.7959766 >>7959728 What kind of sick man would give his autistic son a loaded firearm?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:17:30 2011 No.7959779

>>7959728
How in the fuck are you 23 and still living with your parents with no job? Don't you have a sense of guilt or are you just a fucking asshole faggot?

You should go join your lazy dipshit buddies at the Wall St. protest. At least they're pretending to be doing something to justify their existence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:18:33 2011 No.7959783 >>7959766 A man who wants that autistic son to kill himself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:21:02 2011 No.7959799 >>7959779 I'm 25 and have never worked a day in my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:30:03 2011 No.7959845 >>7959799 Congratulations. You're also a bag of shit.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:37:07 2011 No.7959877
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>>7959779
>>7959845
>complaining about jobless bums
>on 4chan

Also, I don't think your part-time minimum wage job at a fast food restaurant is really "helping the world" more than they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:37:37 2011 No.7959875 >>7959779 I tried getting a job, but no one wants me. Not my fault.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:38:07 2011 No.7959879 >>7959875 How is it not your fault that you're worthless and have no useful trade skills?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:40:40 2011 No.7959887 >>7959877 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:41:39 2011 No.7959888 >>7959877 I'm a lab rat that runs DNA sequences to cure genetic diseases and raise agricultural efficiency by genetically modifying plants. Pretty sure that's more useful than 99% of whatever the fuck /jp/ does, which is nothing.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:41:39 2011 No.7959891

>>7959879
Come at me bro. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:42:09 2011 No.7959894 >>7959891 Thanks for proving my point that you're a retard by spamming that stale copypasta.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:43:09 2011 No.7959895 >>7959888 Like any asshole off the street couldn't do that job.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:43:10 2011 No.7959900

>>7959888
Not only is that bullshit, but it would be retarded even if it were true. So you shit on your ass and get paid to get occasional injections every so often, and then turn around and bitch about other people sitting on their asses?

Sick trips btw.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:44:39 2011 No.7959903 >>7959894 I'm not even the same guy. Also, the copypasta really does apply to internet tough guy-esque faggots like yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:45:10 2011 No.7959910 >>7959895 They couldn't? I had to get a 4yr degree just to qualify for the training position. >>7959900 >get occassional injections What in the fuck are you talking about? I said lab rat not guinea pig. As in a work in a dark lab all day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:47:09 2011 No.7959916 Who the fuck is so insecure that they feel the need to visit /jp/ just to validate their alleged career success? Sage this shit. My gun go off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:49:10 2011 No.7959923 File: 54 KB, 529x547, 1312870444850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7959910 >4yr degree >lab rat Confirmed for troll. Or maybe some butthurt kid lying, but probably the former.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:50:11 2011 No.7959925

>>7959916
>somebody accuses me of working in a restaurant as a bus boy so I reply with what my actual job is
>"OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED ABOUT BRAGGING ON /JP/ TO VALIDATE YOUR SUCCESS WOW WHAT A FAGGOT I'M GONNA GO SHIT RIGHT IN HIS MOUTH"

Stay classy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:52:11 2011 No.7959929 File: 1.17 MB, 474x268, 130042895480.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7959925 Relax, dude. You're raging pretty hard there. You got some way to prove that you're not a jobless loser?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:53:11 2011 No.7959932 >>7959925 who are you quoting, goyim

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:54:41 2011 No.7959936 >>7959923 Do you even know what a lab rat is? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lab+rat The 3rd definition is wrong and why it's the last entry, and it seems to be the one you're thinking of because you're dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:54:41 2011 No.7959938 >>7959925 You were accused of working at a restaurant BECAUSE you were bragging about your success and saying everyone else needed to get a job. Have the lab tests affected your brain too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:55:41 2011 No.7959939 >>7959936 Did you seriously just cite urbandictionary for an argument? Seriously dude?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:58:41 2011 No.7959956 >>7959939 That's because the closest article of lab rats I could find on wikipedia was a show called Lab Rats: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lab_Rats You're also implying that I give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 02:59:11 2011 No.7959960 >>7959956 Backpedaling.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:01:11 2011 No.7959965 >>7959938 That argument doesn't even make sense. People who tell others to get a job must work in a restaurant? At least come to a logical conclusion.

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Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:04:42 2011 No.7959975

>>7959965
Actually yes, usually. If they have a job at all. Looking for people on the internet just for this shit basically tells me that you're insecure about your own occupational situation. So it's probably not very good. If it was, you wouldn't give two fucks. You wouldn't even be on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:05:44 2011 No.7959977 File: 273 KB, 830x974, jp_a_shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love it when shitposters argue with each other. Trying to spot the most autistic one is strangely entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:05:44 2011 No.7959979 >>7959969 Nitpicking to stall for time now? You're not very good at this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:06:12 2011 No.7959980 >>7959977 Fuck you, you probably don't have a job either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:08:12 2011 No.7959985 File: 276 KB, 830x974, 1316722245637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7959977 who are you quoting?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:09:43 2011 No.7959996

>>7959975
>Looking for people on the internet just for this shit basically tells me that you're insecure about your own occupational situation.
>>7959925

Nice job completely ignoring my previous posts to continue defending your dumbass position. I browse imageboards precisely because I work in a lab all day and therefore have tons of random free time stuck in the lab waiting for shit to finish running.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:10:43 2011 No.7960001 The sad part is I don't entirely disbelief you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:12:43 2011 No.7960007 >>7959985 .... I don't get it. Is that supposed to be meido posting in that last panel?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:12:43 2011 No.7960009

>>7959996
So out of all the places on the internet, you go to a board filled with NEETs and only post to whine at jobless people? Yeah, good point. I can totally see that you might be here coincidentally.

The sad thing is not only are you probably a jobless queer, but you're also a virgin faggot that doesn't even lift. How many times you get laid kid?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:18:16 2011 No.7960031

>>7960009
I said I work in a dark lab all day, what part of that made you think I'm not an out-of-shape translucent virgin faggot?

I also have no clue why I browse /jp/. I just do, and have tried to stop countless times but I always come back like a starving crack addict. I also don't come here to whine at jobless people, but if I see some lazy NEET complaining about how hard his life is that that the job market is unfair I will call him a lazy dipshit faggot because I can.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:20:16 2011 No.7960037

I know you guys do this because it's hilarious (in fact I almost broke my chair), but could you please stop being so childish?

By the way,
>Who are you quoting?
Wouldn't the logical response be "actions"? I know, it's retarded, but just think about it - those people are describing things that happened or things that someone else did. Yeah, it's misuse of the quote function, but at least it's understandable.
Now, why the fuck that got so popular, though, I have no idea.

And crap, am I really trying to argue with people who don't care at all about content? I really need to sleep. Good night, /jp/, hope you eventually get rid of this disease (even if means you have to die. I wouldn't really mind that, /jp/ has barely enough content nowadays).

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:22:47 2011 No.7960043 >>7960037 >2011 >doesn't realize it's one autistic kike spamming it and a few others using it to be ironic xD

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:23:16 2011 No.7960045

>>7960031
But he didn't originally say anything about a job. You brought it up unprovoked and all of this faggotry ensued following it. Arguing about IRL shit on the internet is maximum autism. You can't prove shit about your career, your intelligence, how much you bench, or how many girls you've fucked.

All I'm saying is that you're not exactly in the brightest position to be bitching about anyone else's lifestyle. You're not even a non-virgin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:24:47 2011 No.7960046 File: 58 KB, 454x454, 1272433934295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this thread even about?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:25:46 2011 No.7960050 File: 325 KB, 700x1057, 1279690435801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960037 Who are YOU quoting, Captain Buttmangled?

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:25:46 2011 No.7960051

>>7960037
That way we can identify outsiders and tell them to fuck off.
If I browse other boards sometimes I am perfectly fine with greentexting, because even though it is the misuse of the quote function people accept it there so why bother getting mad about it?

But using it on /jp/ is basicly like waving a flag around with "I'm not from here and can't form proper sentences, please rape my face" written on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:26:47 2011 No.7960052 >>7960046 Meta discussion about NEETs and greentext.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:27:46 2011 No.7960056 >>7960046 Wishing pain on the people that hurt us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:27:46 2011 No.7960057 >>7960051 The vast majority of the people using it here are regular /jp/ denizens that are either intentionally shitposting or don't give a fuck if they rile up the autists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:28:17 2011 No.7960061 >that feel when I excessively use greentext just to spite people who hate it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:28:17 2011 No.7960062

>>7960045
>Arguing about IRL shit on the internet is maximum autism. You can't prove shit about your career, your intelligence, how much you bench, or how many girls you've fucked.
Did you miss the multiple times that I said I don't give a fuck? I'm only replying because I'm bored as shit and can't fall asleep.

I didn't bring it up unprovoked, either. He said he was 23/5 living with his parents with no job and I called him a faggot for not having a job at that age. What's so hard to follow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:29:17 2011 No.7960064 Steve Jobs died today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:29:47 2011 No.7960065 >>7960057 But it's still shitposting, even if ironic.So these fuckers should get out of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:29:47 2011 No.7960066 File: 37 KB, 469x428, 1313529391790.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960061 >mfw niggas is learnin

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:30:47 2011 No.7960068 >>7960051 >spam a meme >speak about the meme and act like others are doing it >am i a meme yet xD? go bump topics from page 10 spamming your meme so you can get banned agian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:31:17 2011 No.7960072 OP, what model of S&W .357 do you have? I am thinking about getting my first wheel gun and want a .357 of course.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:31:46 2011 No.7960073

>>7960051
>But using it on /jp/ is basicly like waving a flag around with "I'm not from here and can't form proper sentences, please rape my face" written on it

Actually, it's because they don't give a fuck because they're not autistic as fuck like you are.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:32:16 2011 No.7960077

>>7960062
Nice try buddy, but if you didn't give a fuck you wouldn't be so visibly irritated. You also wouldn't be shoving your moral dick down OP's throat.

And how is that not unprovoked? The job wasn't even the point of the story or the thread. You just picked it out and called the fag out on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:32:16 2011 No.7960078 >>7960073 You simply don't belong here. You can believe what you want, but that doesn't change.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:33:46 2011 No.7960079 >>7960078 Who died and made you moot? Suck on my big black cock you faggot.

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:35:47 2011 No.7960086

>>7960077
Since when does /jp/ give even the tiniest fuck about the thread's original topic?

I'm also not irritated in the least, I just cuss like a sailor because I'm a socially retarded faggot who never developed past the social age of 13 and therefore can't form a coherent sentence without at least a single offensive word.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:38:18 2011 No.7960092 File: 3 KB, 287x275, 1284191853474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >underage b& whining about greentext

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:38:20 2011 No.7960093
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>>7960086
>Since when does /jp/ give even the tiniest fuck about the thread's original topic

Okay, I'll give you that one.

Still, I don't think OP is going to have some revelation and get a job because some random anon on /jp/ doesn't like the way he lives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:38:47 2011 No.7960095 >>7960072 It's a Model 65 I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:40:47 2011 No.7960104 >>7959582 Yeah, you are real Yagami.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:41:18 2011 No.7960107 >>7960092 stfu -.-

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:43:50 2011 No.7960118 >>7960093 I wasn't trying to give him a revelation, why would I care about some random NEET on the cesspool of the internet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:45:20 2011 No.7960123 >>7960118 Then for what purpose did you bother to bring it up? "Bored" is never really a legitimate response.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:47:22 2011 No.7960125 >>7960123 I was board

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:47:22 2011 No.7960126 >>7960123 If I seeing someone being a faggot I like to call them on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:47:51 2011 No.7960130 Just ignore the trolls, they disappear fast if you do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:48:22 2011 No.7960137 >>7960126 You must be full of self loathing then, the outbursts of self abuse whenever you pass a mirror must be agonising.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:49:51 2011 No.7960140 File: 98 KB, 1280x850, 1310342669511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960126 But what good does it do you? Is it for fun? Are you butthurt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:51:21 2011 No.7960147 >>7960140 That fucking pizza shoop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:51:21 2011 No.7960149 >>7960137 >>7960140 I'm on /jp/, that should tell you enough about my personality and self-esteem to answer those questions by yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:53:22 2011 No.7960158 >>7960149 As long as you're aware of your own faggotry, and the faggotry you display by mentioning some other faggot's faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:54:21 2011 No.7960164 >>7960149 There was no question in my statement.

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>>7960051
>start browsing 4chan on /jp/ for the VNs
>not terrible overall
>leave for /a/ for a while
>come back
>WHOAREYOUQUOTINGWHOAREYOUQUOTINGWHOAREYOUQUOTINGWHOAREYOUQUOTINGWHOAREYOUQUOTING
>mfw massive increase in autism since I was last here

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:56:23 2011 No.7960174

>>7960095
Thank you. I was thinking about a 686.

I hate to sound preachy and I don't know your situation but you shouldn't really be discharging a gun indoors or scaring your parents like that. Obviously you and your parents will need to talk it out eventually because from the sounds of it they have no obligation to let you live there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:57:23 2011 No.7960176 >>7960164 I used the plural of question because the other guy asked two. Why do you think everything is about you? Are you really that egotistical?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 03:58:54 2011 No.7960189 File: 39 KB, 458x483, pfffff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960170 but who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:00:23 2011 No.7960203 >>7960174 I did it in a desperate attempt to not get kicked out, I wasn't exactly thinking logically. I immediately walked into my room after they told me and got out the gun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:00:24 2011 No.7960200 >>7960176 He was confused because your statement didn't really say anything in reply to his post, even though you linked to it. You should have addressed them separately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:02:24 2011 No.7960211 >>7960200 Well I didn't. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:02:24 2011 No.7960212 >mfw this is the most active thread on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:03:24 2011 No.7960223 >>7960212 Hey, when you quote someone it helps to link the post. Oftentimes there's context that gets lost when you just quote a line. I couldn't even find the post you were quoting here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:03:26 2011 No.7960217 File: 13 KB, 183x159, steam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't like it when you act like this, OP. Why don't you kindly go back to /a/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:03:26 2011 No.7960219 >>7960212 Have the seen the rest of /jp/? It's not exactly surprising this would be the most active.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:04:24 2011 No.7960227 TAKE IT EASY, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:05:24 2011 No.7960234 I think I preferred the yukkuri torture threads over this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:05:25 2011 No.7960229 File: 128 KB, 1152x864, 1313356545294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960211 You don't seem to want to deal with my cock in your ass, so why should I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:05:25 2011 No.7960230 >>7960227 >TAKE IT EASY, YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERS There's something deeply ironic about this post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:05:27 2011 No.7960231 File: 81 KB, 500x329, 1317172067499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /jp/-AUTISM culture

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:06:24 2011 No.7960236

>>7960231
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:06:24 2011 No.7960238 >>7960231 I fucking love shitposting. .jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:06:24 2011 No.7960239 File: 1.60 MB, 1600x900, Untitled3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960212 >yfw this is the best thread on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:06:54 2011 No.7960240 >>7960223 U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING OTAKU RELATED THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:07:55 2011 No.7960244 >>7960231 Stop using my image, asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:08:25 2011 No.7960249 a niGGa aint wack without his fuckin gat i be shootin the city with a kat lookin 4 kitty aint it shitty aint it bitty i dont that it what it be i call it JAYPEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:08:25 2011 No.7960250 >>7960240 HEY HEY DOES THAT MEAN I CAN ACT AS AUTISTIC AS I WANT BECAUSE AUTISM IS OTAKU RELATED

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:08:55 2011 No.7960254 This thread's really boring guys. I've participated in boring threads before but this is one of the worst I've ever seen. Please delete it OP, for all of our sakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:09:55 2011 No.7960260 >>7960250 Autism is always otaku related.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:09:55 2011 No.7960261 File: 42 KB, 528x714, 1274067676586.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel as though this is relevant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:10:25 2011 No.7960264 File: 25 KB, 512x384, Its Always Sunny - S04E07 - Who Pooped the Bed.avi_snapshot_09.14_[2011.10.03_05.09.29].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960250 Oh. Shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:10:25 2011 No.7960266 >>7960244 Stop using my asshole, im...wait, no...that didn't come out right...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:10:54 2011 No.7960267 OP is a hero. God amongst NEET.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:10:54 2011 No.7960268 >>7959654 Anybody crazy enough to self-amputate is going to get disability for the missing limb because he should have been on disability for mental health reasons a long time ago. There was poster like that here a while ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:12:26 2011 No.7960278 >>7960254 OP probably left a while ago, the thread hasn't even mentioned his story in the last 100 posts or so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:12:55 2011 No.7960279 File: 23 KB, 284x180, 1098324676902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:12:55 2011 No.7960281 File: 2.21 MB, 1800x1200, whydidIsavethis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7960268

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:13:56 2011 No.7960289 File: 22 KB, 390x315, 1317858428351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ebic tread ebic win :D

Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:13:56 2011 No.7960290

>>7960203
I get what you're saying. When I turned 18 my dad told me that I either get a job or go to college or else I was getting kicked out. This scared me a lot as I had no idea what to do, I didn't even have any friends to ask for advice or to stay with. So I started applying to minimum wage local jobs. Eventually I got a job but once I started showing initiative my parents started supporting me again. I think they were just trying to scare me so that I would do something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:15:26 2011 No.7960297 >>7960281 I hate this sudo shit more than anyone else, but I have to admit that got a laugh out of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:16:26 2011 No.7960303 >>7960290 That would explain their reaction when most parents would've simply kicked his ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:16:56 2011 No.7960304 >>7960281 >whydidIsavethis.jpg Because it's epic fucking win. Did they ever make a Quantum Sudo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:17:56 2011 No.7960306 >>7960304 >epic fucking win Nice troll attempt

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:18:55 2011 No.7960314 >>7960304 I think you mean ebic fucking win

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:18:55 2011 No.7960316 >>7960306 Wasn't really a troll. I said it for lack of a better term.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:19:56 2011 No.7960323 >>7960297 I can't believe somebody has enough time to make all these pictures.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:22:57 2011 No.7960338 >133 posts and 25 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. So, this is a Steve Jobs thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:23:57 2011 No.7960342 File: 70 KB, 360x200, yukkuri.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think /jp/ should go back to the basics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:35:31 2011 No.7960379 >>7959877 Who are you quoting? Fuck off back to /b/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 04:53:58 2011 No.7960422 >>7960379 High talk for someone who can't even use periods correctly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:07:00 2011 No.7960454 Take it easy! Shit, it's been a long known fact that /jp/ is neet life and directionless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:07:30 2011 No.7960453 >>7959985 Most browsers implemented fakepath support already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 05:11:30 2011 No.7960467 >>7959586 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 10:40:24 2011 No.7960927 >>7959662 Whatever happened to that guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 6 11:21:59 2011 No.7960993 >>7960422 Shut up, faggot.

>>	The Buttranger Thu Oct 6 12:45:24 2011 No.7961162 >>7959925 Who're are you capslocking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:20:17 2014 No.7961162,1 Hehe...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:40:00 2014 No.7961162,2 I wish I had a S&W .357 revolver... I wouldn't even use it to do bullshit like this, just shoot some cans

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:44:01 2014 No.7961162,3 >>7961162,2 just get a bb gun dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:44:08 2014 No.7961162,4 Man, Trev came up with the funniest ironic posts. I wish I could be this creative

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:53:20 2014 No.7961162,5 >>7961162,2 I have a TRR8 I literally do nothing with. Want it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:53:32 2014 No.7961162,6 Trev is such an embarrassment he's bumping threads from years ago to remind people that he used to be relevant.. pathetic. It almost makes me forget that you samefag gnfos all day and that /ota/ is superior in every way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:55:24 2014 No.7961162,7 >>7961162,5 501 Chapel Dr #1403 Tallahassee FL 32304

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:57:18 2014 No.7961162,8 >>7961162,7 whitney is a gay name

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:58:07 2014 No.7961162,9 >>7961162,8 that's my mom..

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:58:42 2014 No.7961162,10 >>7961162,9 her name's pretty gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 11 21:59:10 2014 No.7961162,11 >>7961162,10 ..............

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 12 00:20:38 2014 No.7961162,12 Slide this.

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