/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7954134
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>2011
>shiki still not killing servants

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't believe there are people older than twelve who engage in powerlevel discussions unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954139
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

That's why I prefer to talk about Hibiki, Chikagi and Sunao in the TM threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954137
>>7954144
It's no longer cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>that feel when /jp/ is shit during america time
>that feel when you go to bed right when america time begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954137
>>7954144
Why are you shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Sakura such a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954154
>>7954158
>>7954156
あなたはだれを引用してされている

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954156

the feel when you suck my cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954156
>that feel when /jp/ is shit during america time

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>>7954175
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdiusa0A830

[Freezing !qSaya2MQ6o No.]

You know a TM thread is good when it starts with.

Type Mercury (ORT) = Ado Edem > Type Jupiter > Type Saturn > Type Pluto > Type Venus > Type Moon (Crimson Moon) > Primate Murder > Original Roa > Angra Mainyu > Zelretch (young) > Counter Guardian Archer > Gilgamesh (Tohsaka) > Gilgamesh (Kotomine) = Arcueid (standard 30%) > Dark Sakura > Dark Saber > Lancelot = Saber > 5th Berserker = 17th Roa (Elesia) > Dark Berserker > 4th Rider > 5th Lancer (optimal) > 4th Lancer = 5th Rider (Sakura/optimal) = 4th Caster (optimal) > 5th Lancer (Kotomine) = 5th Caster = 4th Caster (Ryuunosuke) > 5th Rider (Shinji) > Nrvnqsr = Clairvoyant Fujino = Kurogiri > Archer > Kouma > 5th Assassin = 4th Assassin > Aoko = Barthomeloi = Kojirou = Ciel = "Ryougi Shiki" = Souren Araya (within the Ogawa Building) > Gun God (Black Barrel) > Touko = El-Melloi = Night of Wallachia > Sion Tatari = Melty Blood Satsuki = R.Shiki = Akiha = Asagami Fujino = 18th Roa > Tohno SHIKI = Alba = Heaven痴 Feel Shirou = Kiri > Nanaya Shiki = Reinforced Kuzuki = Sion = UBW Shirou = Waver = Bazett > Avenger = Rin = Kotomine = Zouken = Luvia > Kiritsugu = Irisviel > Maiya = Leysritt = Tsukihime Satsuki = Lio = Avalon Shirou = Sakura = Ilya = Kariya = Len > Kirie = Caren = Meruka > The Dead = Possessed Corpse = Azaka = Misayo = Dragon Tooth Warrior = Fuji-nee > Fake Shiki > Gun God (unequipped) = Ryuunosuke = Tomoe = Shinji = Hisui = Kohaku

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

This is why you should worship the devastating red moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954187

Katana > ORT

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>>7954188

>Crimson Red Vermillion
>Red Red Red

[Anonymous No.]

Why no Ilya route? Why am i forced to watch helplessly every time as she gets murdered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954188

No, this is why you should worship the devastating red moon.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7954194
The deepest red imaginable.

>>7954200
Humongous tracts of land.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7954194

"Blue blue glass moon under the crimson air."

Nasu is kind of like an inverted 14 yo fangirl. He absolutely loves English and thinks everything about English is awesome and cool and should be used all the time in every context, but he can't actually read or write it even decently himself.

But at least he's better at English than at German.

[Saten !RuikoS6Dzs No.]

>>7954134
Who is that girl next to Ilya?

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>>7954154
>>7954158
To piss you off, you buttmangled samefag.

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>>7954206
Who are you quoting?

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>>7954205

She's not fat.

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>>7954205
>>7954200
>>7954188
>>7954227

Just a fatty

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>>7954210
>To piss you off, you buttmangled samefag.
From where I'm standing, it looks like someone else is butthurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954237
Who are you quoting?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7954222

Kinoko Nasu (2000).

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954237
Are you the same pseudo-intellectual faggot that always posts that image?

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>>7954242
More like sudo-intellectual amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954231

Not fat! Perfect body, Type-Moon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954245
I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that Sudo. Sadly, it hasn't come up yet.

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>>7954242
I don't think I've ever posted it before, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954259
Alright then. Carry on.

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>>7954269
Seems accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954269

This is pretty accurate

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>>7954277
>>7954276
>>7954269
Try making your samefagging a bit less obvious, next time.

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>>7954283
>I'm 12 and what is an IP address?

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>>7954283

>>7954276
>>7954277

>one post apart

Try being less retarded. I know it might be hard for you, but do your best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954283
>samefag xXDDDDDDDDD

>>>/b/

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>>7954187
Type Mercury (ORT) = Ado Edem > Type Jupiter ≥ Type Saturn > The Six Sisters ≥ Type Pluto > Type Moon (Crimson Moon) = ArcheType Earth (Arcueid) ≥ Type Venus > Balor of the Evil Eye ≥ Primate Murder > Angra Mainyu > Zelretch (young) > Counter Guardian Archer > Gilgamesh > Arcueid (30%) > Lancelot (F-15) > Dark Sakura > Dark Saber > Saber > Zero Caster's Sea Demon > Lancelot > 5th Berserker > Dark Berserker ≥ Original Roa > 17th Roa (Elesia) > 4th Rider > Merem Solomon > 5th Lancer ≥ 4th Lancer = Archer ≥ 5th Rider > 4th Caster > 5th Caster = Nrvnqsr > Clairvoyant Fujino = Kurogiri > Kouma > 4th Assassin > 5th Assassin > Aoko = Barthomeloi ≥ Kojirou = Ciel ≥ Kotomine (young) = "Ryougi Shiki" = Soren Araya (within the Ogawa Building) > Night of Wallachia ≥ Touko = Kayneth El-Melloi > Leysritt > Sion Tatari = Melty Blood Satsuki = R. Shiki ≥ Akiha = Asagami Fujino = 18th Roa > Tohno SHIKI = Alba = Heaven's Feel Shirou = Kiri > Nanaya Shiki = Reinforced Kuzuki > Sion = UBW Shirou = Waver = Bazett > Avenger = Rin = Luvia = Kotomine > Zouken > Kiritsugu > Irisviel > Maiya = Tsukihime Satsuki = Lio = Avalon Shirou = Ilya = Kariya > Sakura > Len > Kirie = Caren = Meruka > Azaka > The Dead = Possessed Corpse = Misayo = Dragon Tooth Warrior = Fuji-nee > Gun God > Fake Shiki = Ryuunosuke ≥ Tomoe > Keita San ≥ Shinji > Hisui = Kohaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954291
>>one post apart

When did that ever matter? The sage timer is a minute and those posts are perfectly a minute apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954269
The funny thing is that it's the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954311
You are literally retarded.

Don't forget about the proxy he used to doublepost a couple times on the same minute.

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>>7954315
Lol no, you clearly don't know Shikifags.

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>>7954317
I think you're trying to hard, you aren't going to distract anything from the fact that you were caught samefagging, and now you're having an aneurysm over it.

Its the internet, calm down a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954317
lawlz u cant yuz proxees on 4ch

[Anonymous No.]

I liked this thread when I was posting Red Arcueid's tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954323
Go to /a/ and ask them which they prefer.

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>>7954326
Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Never posts without using sage
-Feels the need to police the board
-Will spam board redirects to anyone who disagrees with or irritates them
-Complains about greentext, image macros, and other standard 4chan fare
-Complains about established /jp/ content, usually Touhou or visual novels
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-All in all, treats /jp/ as if it's a secret club that only they belong to

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954340
You really do need to calm down, resorting to copypasta for it. Decided to go for a little troll and got thy ass owned instead? Must hurt.

Anyways, I'll take my leave from you, I'd rather not give you some sort of complication or muscle spasm

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>>7954347

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>>7954340
>summer
Summer is over, nawfag shitposter. Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954347
dude ur epik win tr0ll u got me gud

>>7954361
>doesn't recognize copypasta
>uses word "newfag"

The irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954367
Who are you quoting?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7954333

Feel free to broaden out, though. Don't need to focus on the moon boobs since they are after all a part of her body and go wherever she goes. Post Arc doing anything, and you invariably get moon boobs free of charge.

Don't get as much Arc on /jp/ as there once was.

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>>7954297
It hardly seemed real. I had finally come face to face with the creature known as ORT. I had been warned that I would most likely be killed instantly, but events took a stranger turn.

"So... You're ORT? Impressive."
<YOU POSSESS IT.>
"It? What might that be?"
<THE GLAND. YOU POSSESS THE GLAND, HUMAN. IT DEMANDS THAT WE COPULATE WITHOUT DELAY.>
"I'm sure you're a nice... Person... But I'm not reall-"
<ENOUGH. INSERT YOUR HUMAN PENIS INTO MY GENITAL OPENING.>

With the strengh and power of a great white shark, one of ORT's tentacles shot out and tore my clothes from my body, while another stimulated my member.

"Jeez, is everyone on Mercury this forward? There'll be hell to pay if Arc finds out about this..."

Despite my protests, I was responding to ORT's caress. There was no avoiding it now.

"Are you ready?"
<PROCEED.>
"Um... Am I doing it right?"
<THAT IS MY LEFT NOSTRIL, HUMAN. TRY ONCE MORE.>
"How about... Here?"
<...ACCEPTABLE. DO NOT DELAY ANY LONGER, OUR GLANDS CALL OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER.>

I needed no further persuasion.

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>>7954378
I thrust into the creature known as the strongest among the twenty-seven dead apostle ancestors with all my strength. Her tentacles quivered like the flesh of a mollusk. Again and again I penetrated the enormous creature. It was all too clear what would happen to me if I didn't satisfy the Type-Mercury.

<PERHAPS... HUMANS ARE NOT AS WORTHLESS AS I BELIEVED.>

If I didn't know better, I would have thought the creature was blushing.

"I'll show you not to take us lightly, ORT."
<I'D... LIKE TO SEE THAT!>

I held off my own climax with all my strength, my partner wouldn't tolerate such a failure. But soon enough, she had reached the same point as I.

"ORT... I'm..."
<DEPOSIT YOUR REPRODUCTIVE CELLS INTO MY GENITAL OPENING, HUMAN!>
"Yes ma'am!"

I continued one with renewed vigor. I knew we were both close.

"Ugh... I'm..."
<YES.>

I shuddered as climax came at last, I shot my seed into what I had only guessed was her most intimate of places.

<SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEE!!>

Just then, my world went red. My eardrums had exploded under the force of ORT's cry of passion. As I lost consciousness, I prayed that my lover did not share the spider's habit of eating their mates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954381

But just LOOK at the magnificent full moons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954373
You, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954386

THEY'RE SO ROUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954392

Gazing upon them would make men fall to their knees in awe (and make their penises explode with arousal)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954396

Besides, this artist is either drawing Warc's lovely breasts or gigantic futa-cock.
Or both, as the case sometimes is.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7954386

Not saying no to that, not any day of the week. Just a suggestion.

Kind of miss the Tsukihime threads from back in 2008.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7954409

We had a nice resurgence of Type-Moon appreciation in July, it has sense faded back into the sea of shitposting that /jp/ has fallen into.

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>>7954413

Since!

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>>7954269
This picture is more true than it should be.
I'd like to postulate that it can be extended to Tsukihime and F/SN in general.

Something about feeling superior over an original or something.

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[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Come to think of it, sort of prefer the dysfunctional slice of life most doujins seem to go with over the actual endings. One where everyone lived happily ever after (for the time being with disaster brewing just under the surface), Arc loafs around and lovingly torments Ciel daily, and Nero shows up uninvited for mystery nabe.