/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what to do, you guys.

First things first: I'm a college professor. Won't go into any more details than that, but basically, I teach as a living and for the first time in five years, I've experienced the typical "my student likes me" issue that crops up from time to time in the education department. But... It's really weird what I'm going through.

I have this student; His name is Alexander. He has these creepy blue eyes that stares right through me whenever I'm performing a lecture. I choose to ignore it, but one day he came up to me after class was over and here's what happened.

>Him: Excuse me?
>Me: Yes, Alex! Do you need anything?
>Him: I do need something, alright...
>Silence. I blink a few times. Nothing. I blink questionably at him.
>Me: Go on?
>He stares at me like he's a starving boy looking through the meat shop.
>Me: Yeah... I have to leave now for lunch.
>I get up and walk past him. He grabs my arm before violently pulling me around so he can embrace me. He stares into my eyes and I start to pull away but he won't let go.
>Him: I need you. I want to be inside of you ever since the first day of class. You're so womanly and sexy, I can't even conceive it. I want your blood in my blood stream; I want to FEEL you all throughout me. I love you.
>Me: Let go!

(to be continued)

[Anonymous No.]

Stop leading him on you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>Me: Uppercut!
>Him: Oh shit man god damn!
>Me: I told you not to fuck with me, faggot!

[Anonymous No.]

Lancelot is berserker

[Anonymous No.]

Hey losers,

My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you better BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little pictures, and dressing up like faggots and protesting all over the place.

Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life.

Pic related : That's me pawin' on some sweater puppies up in the club.

[Anonymous No.]

InB4 spaghetti, dinosaurs, and 404

[Anonymous No.]

Notify everyone.
Police, school officials, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Thread reported for normalfaggotry and off-topic. I encourage all true NEETs to do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/adv/

[Anonymous No.]

>college professor
>POSTING HAGTITS INSTEAD OF KEINE

YOU OUGHT TO BE FUCKING ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU TEACH, JOURNALISM?

[Anonymous No.]

>He stares at me like he's a starving boy looking through the meat shop.

How unbelievably homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>He grabs my arm before violently pulling me around so he can embrace me. He stares into my eyes and I start to pull away but he won't let go.
You should've teched. What an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7947566
>but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you better BET on it.

laughed way too fucking hard

[Anonymous No.]

How is this related to /jp/?

Anyway, tell him to fuck off.
And buy a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7947575
Ebonics and African American Culture, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7947572
How is it even considered normal faggotry when it's obviously a troll thread? I mean I will gladly take you up on that reporting recommendation, but nothing about the contents of the post look anything close to legitimate.

[Anonymous No.]

The names Constantias and your a bunch of little virgin fucks. I am a part-time underwear model who earns $80000 a year. I have modelled for Calvin Klein, Versace and Prada to name a few elite brands. What have you modelled for you bunch of small PENISed wimps? What do I do in my spare time you may ask? I am also a part-time "Player" meaning I womanize girls and have awesome sex with their 2% body fat bodies and 34DD tits all night in my highrise New York City apartment. I have rock hard pecs and chiesled abs which I love more than my parents. What do you have besides a fat gut and man boobs you sorry fucks. I get into New York City's finest clubs as a VIP(jealous bitches?) and hook up with numerous bitches, I never leave the club without a blonde-haired, tanned beautiful exotic woman under my muscular arm, the same type of girls you faggots have wet dreams about you dickheads. I bet you losers ideas of a night out is watching porn all night and masturbating over Victoria's Secret models, they are the types of girls I give pearl necklaces (thats right, i love dropping loads on big tits). Jealous, cunt?
My parents have an excellent marriage and are very wealthy, they bought me my first solarium when I was 14, unlike you sorry fucks who's parents probally divorced when you were young and lived in trailer parks, what a bunch of worthless crap you guys turned out to be.
Mock my carrot coloured skin, my clothes or my puckered lips pose and I will drop you, with my perfect body and a black belt in Karate, I will gladly hand each of you a piece of Constantias.
I get discounts at high end resturants and get 15% off all drinks at nightclubs except for cocktails.
Be jealous you pansies.
Pic related: me in the middle

[Anonymous No.]

>>7947585
Are you new here? The OP mentions going outside and having a job. Leaving your room and lowering yourself to the level of wage slavery is the epitome of normalfaggotry.