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>> No.7945940
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>> No.7945933

My parents hated the last guy I introduced to them.

I think because he was black.

>> No.7945934

My penis is 2,5 inches tall when erect. Going for a poop would be a more sexual experience for him than having me fuck him.

>> No.7945932

Likely because I am not a homosexual. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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>> No.7945942

>>7945934
I wouldn't mind sucking your cute little penis.

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Because finding a man that has /jp/ related hobbies and looks half decent +does not live with his mother is more or less impossible.

>> No.7945951

>>7945944
>looks half decent +does not live with his mother
are you that shallow?

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I'll be your boyfriend, /jp/

>> No.7945949

>>7945942
C-Can I...earfuck you?

>> No.7945954

>>7945944

They exist but usually have girlfriends already.

>> No.7945966

>>7945954
I don't.

But I'm not homosexual, sorry.

>> No.7945965

>>7945944
>+does not live with his mother
Why must you be so cold and unapproachable?

>> No.7945964

>>7945944
When are you going to stop avataring and go back to /a/ you piece of shit?

>> No.7945963

Because I'm not a slut.

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>> No.7945970

>>7945949
Sorry, I'm not into that kind of music.

>> No.7945971

Oh, but I do.
Guys, getting a girlfreind isn't that hard. Just learn to go outside your comfort zone, dress proporly, lose a tad bit of weight, and you'll be set.

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>> No.7945974

>>7945964
>avataring
Yeah, makes it hard to filter him.

>> No.7945978

>>7945951
Yes, i am that shallow.
I mean in that case i would be looking for a partner and not someone to be a step-mom for.

I look good, i have my own house, and i take care of myself.
Its only fair to expect the same from ones significant other no?

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>>7945952
I mean it!

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>>7945974
My /jp/ filter is rather clean and I intend to keep it that way.

>> No.7945986

>>7945971
But could a girl deal with the fact that I have 3 onaholes, think 2D is perfection, and have no real aspirations in life?

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But I do have a boyfriend /jp/!

Why, just today, I heard my boss's daughter saying that he will be coming to my work in a couple of days.

I'm so excited, that I don't know what to do! What do you think I should say?

Well, I hope that he likes this fanfic I made about him and his family. It's a bit unorthodox, but I think he'll like it! And even though it's been a long time since we talked to one another, I think we'll hit it off great! Like we did all those years ago! After all, he made me a very special promise.

>> No.7945994

>Hat don't you have a boyfriend?
What?

>> No.7945996

>>7945986
>3 onaholes
I don't mind. I like to tease my boyfreind with an onahole, along with some other toys.
>>7945986
2D is Perfection. But perfection isn't all that good. You need flaws. Flaws are what make 3D so great and interesting.
>>7945986
Eh, nothing a dick kicking won't cure.

>> No.7945997

>>7945978
Then what was that talk earlier about having your maid's quarter ready for anyone willing to take on the position?

>> No.7946001

>>7945979
Oh miaow, you are to cute to date. That is why you are miaow.

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