/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I just turned 30, but I haven't turned into a wizard yet. How do I become a wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

But you are a wizard. You should be noticing at least some changes.
I would seek out other wizards who are more experienced with controlling their powers. I can't personally help you here because I'm not a wizard yet.

Are you sure you weren't raped at some point and just repressed the memory? Or just raped while unconscious. A lot of people have been disappointed that way.

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

You have to be a virgin.

Sorry anon, you're not one of us
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[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Wizard is the base class. You don't upgrade until you hit 50.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945306
Sleep rape counts apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945306
Masturbating counts, retard. Enjoy your wasted life.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask you father about where he put your virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

But I am a virgin. I am one of you. I've been on /jp/ since it was created back in 2008.

I was promised to become a wizard, but it's been a few days now and I haven't noticed anything! I'm starting to freak out here!

>>7945313
No, I have not been raped.

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

I think your powers should be arriving at midnight. - That's if you signed the contract properly.

Other than that, what can I say...
Happy birthday anon!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945329
>but it's been a few days now
Nigga, wizards study for decades to become powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

Grow a long beard and mustache
Put on weight
Do a pilgrimage to Japan
Get a high end computer
Play games before 2006

[Anonymous No.]

What was that one manag where the fairy visits the virgin when he turns 30 and tells him he can marry the fairy queen? But then he accidentally eats her. And it ends with the entire world turning into catgirls.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7945323
Since when?
The wizard thing is usually aimed at guys who sit in their rooms wacking off all day to little girls.

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

did ya do the hard as HELL job advancement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7945306
You need to free yourself from your earthly body.
If you truly haven't strayed from the path and are ready to to free your soul from this crude cage, can you e reborn as a creature of immense magical power.