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>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>I am the everything.
>I never lose my way.
>This is the Black Star kingdom.
>I never lose myself.

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Have money please alterlier toroti give money please game

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That was really autismuc, sion. Bravo

>> No.7937462

>>>/v/

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ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI

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ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY i wish i had a ps3

>> No.7937506

Should I feel bad for laughing at this greentext diarrhea?

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