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7933220 No.7933220 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't you start drinking, /jp/?

It'll help you forget about your cripplin' depression!

>> No.7933226
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I've had ~6 shots of Stolichnaya thus far, thank you very much.

>> No.7933228
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>fight fire with fire
>fight depression with a depressant

>> No.7933235

>>7933226

Nice choice.

Russian Standard and Stolichnaya are two of better brands, IMO.

>> No.7933238

>>7933226

>Stolichnaya

This man has taste.

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>>7933228
1. Who the fuck are you quoting?
2. Central nervous system depression and depression the disorder aren't related in any way, fucktard.

>> No.7933241

Last time I drank beer, I didn't feel anything, it was completely pointless and didn't fix my mood.
Now I drink only water, coffee and tea. Jeez, I never knew that coffee is so expensive (~$25 for 750g.)

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>>7933241

>beer

>> No.7933248

>>7933235
>>7933238
Thank you, gentlemen. Fellow men of taste, I see. I still remember the first bottle of vodka I had. Smirnoff. Fuck was it terrible. I still remember my second. Stoli. Never had any other since.

>> No.7933249

>>7933246
Why would I drink vodka? It's the cheapest method to get drunk, without any taste, harmful for health, etc.
I would prefer rum+cola instead of vodka if I want to get drunk.

>> No.7933255

>>7933248

Don't remind me of that bottel Vodka Gorbachev I had on that party, my head felt like its twice the size for two days, nothing like my Stoli <3

>> No.7933257

>>7933249

>cheapest method to get drunk

If you drink vodka that tastes like paint remover.

>> No.7933258

>>7933249
Wait, you seriously think your shitty rum is any better for your health than any other alcohol? I see that you are under legal drinking age.

You probably drink Captain Morgan. Rum and Coke is a shitty drink for 15 year old slutty American school girls. Stop being a cunt and have a real drink, or kill yourself. Your choice.

>> No.7933265

>>7933255
Yeah, that 1.75L of Smirnoff was gone in one night (split between two people)... Horrid, just horrid... Almost had a threesome with a prostitute that night. Which pretty much describes the average Smirnoff night, I guess?

A shot of Stoli, to /jp/!

>> No.7933268

It began again. Alcohol elitism thread is go.

>> No.7933270

>>7933258
>You probably drink Captain Morgan. Rum and Coke is a shitty drink for 15 year old slutty American school girls. Stop being a cunt and have a real drink, or kill yourself. Your choice.

Didn't you miss the board, bro? It's not /soc/ or /b/.

And rum+cola is great, my favorite cocktails are based on rum.

>> No.7933272

>>7933270
Your choice of drink is poor no matter the board, chap.

>> No.7933271

>>7933249
>cheapest method to get drunk

Not where I live.

>> No.7933275

I like chocolate milk, doesn't that count as a drink?

>> No.7933273

>>7933270
Rum+Malibu+Hypnotic.
Tasted like coconut jello.

>> No.7933274
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>>7933270

I bet you think all vodka tastes the same, too.

>> No.7933276

>>7933275
Depends. Which chocolate are you using?

>> No.7933280

>>7933275
Only if you use Kahlua.

>> No.7933281

I like drinking beer but the burning taste that comes with hard liquor is a little unpleasant. aside from mixing it with sugary crap like a girl is there anything else I can do to make it more drinkable?

>> No.7933284

Whiskey is the drink of preference, and I have a taste for Crown Royal black if I have the money to blow. Have to disagree with ya'll about beer though. It was definitely an acquired taste, but a cold beer really hits the spot.

>> No.7933286

>>7933281
Take a shot, chase it with something carbonated. Don't drink poor quality alcohol. Don't drink shit like Captain Morgan (that aftertaste will be there for hours.)

>> No.7933290

>>7933274
>I bet you think all vodka tastes the same, too.

Yes it does, enjoy your 95% ethanol, I bet you stopped to feel any taste after drinking vodka and ruined your health already.

I'm not an alcoholic and if I want to drink something, it would be beer, rum cocktails, wine and maybe martini.
But never clean 40% abv shit.

>> No.7933291

>>7933281

Just embrace your inner little girl.

>> No.7933292

>>7933284
The only beer I can stand is the first I purchased legally, Dos Equis. Even that is... eh.

>> No.7933294

>>7933284
I don't really like the taste of cinnamon so it limits my choices to pretty much everything not top tier ;_;

>> No.7933296

>>7933292

Might I suggest a malt liquor? For instance Micky's tastes like carbonated water.

>> No.7933297

>>7933274

Look up vodka blind taste tests.

>> No.7933300

I don't understand gin. it tastes like pine tree. do people like the taste of pine tree?

>> No.7933301

>>7933296
Yeah, that's kinda how Dos Equis is, really. It's more about volume though. I drink to get drunk, no more or less. Thus, less volume = better. Hard liquor it is for me.

>> No.7933302

>>7933301

Oh? I found Dos Equis amber to have a pretty robust taste, but I enjoy it.

>> No.7933309

I don't like hard liquor, though that's only because I used to drink really cheap shit to get drunk. Even then, I would take a 40oz. to cheap vodka and the like. In general, I like beer more, but don't particularly care for alcohol.

>>7933281
Just mix it. Alcohol elitism is pathetic. Is anyone really going to hate if you have a Jack and Coke? They can go fuck themselves.

>> No.7933315

>>7933300
Juniper, actually. I had a snus with juniper berry as a primary flavor (Goteborgs Rapé I believe?), it took half the package to get acclimated to it, but after that it was quite lovely.

>>7933302
Yeah, the amber definitely has a much stronger flavor. One I didn't like much, really.

>> No.7933317

>>7933309

I know how you feel. I live in a dry county, so I used to get wrecked on MD 20/20. I think fortified wine is the cheapest way to get drunk honestly, ifin ya don't mind the hangover. More of an herb kinda guy anyway.

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>>7933281

Chill it. Many kinds of drinks, after having been in the freezer for a little while, are usually much, much smoother going doing ice-cold than room-temp.

Also just drink it as fast as possible and chase it with a little gulp of water afterwards; with that you can drink practically anything. If you hold in a shot of something in your mouth for more than a couple of seconds the discomfort will grow 10x worse; however if the drink tastes good (like a good scotch) you probably wouldn't mind savoring it like this (you absolutely should savor scotch actually, sip at it rather)... But, if you don't forcibly insta-gulp down something like bottom-shelf vodka, you'll possibly want to vomit then and there, and/or uncontrollably spit it out of your mouth because your body refuses to swallow it once that ultra-bitter taste sets in. Although actually, if you're drinking gin basically nothing will work, because gin tastes much more like window cleaner than basically any other drink, and that's that.

Your liquor should really be chilled via fridge/freezer though; putting in ice cubes will water it down and make it suck (unless it was a mixed drink to begin with).

>> No.7933336

Huh, I had no idea there was anything wrong with Cap'n Morgan. I prefer spiced rum to non.

>> No.7933342

Nah, I'm too cheap for that. Besides I'm two years under the age limit.

>> No.7933353

I used to drink myself shit faced pretty much every other day. I loved the feeling of being kind of blissfully retarded, and finding pretty much everything a hell of a lot more enjoyable, even if I didn't remember much of it the next day. The problem was, that it didn't stay like that for too long, and eventually it got to the point where when I'd drink I'd just get really drowsy almost immediately, and have almost none of the fun part. That just seemed like a huge waste of money, so I stopped drinking entirely, and haven't done so for several months now. If I could get drunk like I could when I first started, would I still do so? Definitely.

>> No.7933377

>>7933353

I only binge once every few months.

I find that doing some light drinking goes extremely nicely with lots of things tough (besides anything that needs twitch reflexes like Touhou or Counter Strike). This is as in just plain stopping well before what your known limits are, but doing just enough to land you in heavy tipsy/light drunk phase (usually that's 4-6 quick succession shots for me). While tipsy, VNs are more engrossing, anime is (sometimes greatly) more amusing etc. It's also a funny case study in how alcohol affects your decision making process, sometimes I make really rash/unusual (for me) choices in VNs, or suddenly the whole cast of an anime suddenly seems immensely fappable etc.

I guess part of it stems from your mind slowing down a bit while being tipsy; you're cognizant enough to still think and focus on things, but for some magical reason everything just seems to be more fun.

Ultimate secret relaxing god tier for me, is warm sake + Hidamari Sketch. I don't do it often since I don't want to cheapen my little ritual, but without a doubt that's the most relaxing combo I've discovered in life.

>> No.7933381

I prefer stims, honestly.

>> No.7933386

>>7933248
You could have worse.

I puke everytime I drink Eristoff.

Try Finland.

>> No.7933404

>>7933377
>4-6 quick succession shots
You are a manlier individual than I.

>> No.7933408

>>7933290
>95% ethanol

uhuh.

>> No.7933419

>>7933377
Yeah, I used to also find everything much more engrossing when drunk, but the problem is that when I was sober I wouldn't want to do these things anymore, because I'd just think "this would be so much more fun if I was drunk." That kind of bothered me a little.

>> No.7933423

>>7933381
What kinds?

>> No.7933448
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I drink this shit because it's cheap, tastes ok and gets me slightly fucked up.

Beer and shit doesn't nothing to me unless I chug the whole bottle back and that's a fast way to fatten myself up.

Too much vodka makes me go retarded so I avoid it. Rum is nice, bit sweet though.

>> No.7933450

>>7933423
Coffee.

>> No.7933455
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Why would i drink when i have weed and oxys?

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What's something tasty I can make with this?

>> No.7933475

>>7933461
Why are you worried about taste? If you don't take your alcohol rectally, you don't know SHIT about drinking.

>> No.7933479

>>7933475
But it actually smells really really good.

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Of course, cooled in the refrigerator, ice just takes up space in the glass.

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/a/-tier thread

>> No.7933501

>>7933499
/a/-tier poster. Alcoholic threads have been a staple of /jp/ culture for decades.

>> No.7933590 [DELETED] 

>>7933491
What's the point in posting a picture of yourself? This isn't /soc/.

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