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Sup /jp/?

I need some advice on something only /jp/ would understand.

The other day, I noticed my cat's breath fucking stinks. I smells like

straight-up shit. After watching her for a day, I decided it's because she's

always licking her asshole. She's always at it and when I tell her no she

just ignores me. It's like that's all she can think about is licking her

asshole which is disgusting and giving her shit breath.

This morning I decided to take action to make her stay away from her asshole:

hot sauce on her butthole. I figured since she wouldn't like the taste, she'd

stop right?

BAD IDEA

First of all, she didn't want me holding her down and she DEFINITELY did not

like me trying to touch her butthole. So I have her sorta pinned down and

she's all struggling and I'm trying to wipe hot sauce on her asshole. In all

the commotion, I guess my finger kinda slipped into her asshole and got the

hot sauce in there.

SHE FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

She started clawing like fucking crazy, scratched the shit out of me and is

now hiding in the back of a cabinet crying and screaming. When I try to grab

her, she's all claws and hissing and shit.

I think I fucked up /jp/

wat do?

tl;dr: hot sauce in cat's asshole. she mad.

pic semi-related I guess

>> No.7930289
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>> No.7930286

Cover your dick in hot sauce and fuck your cat.

>> No.7930296

what?

>> No.7930297

How long did it take you to come up with that?

>> No.7930301

Guess she doesnt like anal

>> No.7930304
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7930304

Catnip.

>> No.7930313

i lold hard

>> No.7930321

sauce?

>> No.7930330
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>tl;dr: hot sauce in cat's asshole

dude
what

>> No.7930338
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7930338

the only right thing to do

>> No.7930339

>google first line
>furaffinity.net
Thank you OP

>> No.7930347

>>7930339
You googled "Sup /jp/?

>> No.7930366

>that OP picture
>not a catfucking thread
Ya, you fucked up. Sorry.

>> No.7932645

lold

>> No.7932651

>>>/an/
Reported.

>> No.7932657

>>7932651

Some people just have no sense of humor.

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