If given the proper funding, could Mamizou assassinate other important relgious figures, like the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

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Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:36:56 No.7929828 [Reply] [Original]

If given the proper funding, could Mamizou assassinate other important relgious figures, like the Pope or the Dalai Lama?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:37:55 No.7929835 File: 85 KB, 1024x1024, 22051754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mamizou thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:38:26 No.7929836 No, because those have their own youkai henchmen and the Pope is a friend of Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:39:25 No.7929843 Since things are powered by belief, the Pope is still one of the most powerful people on the planet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:44:55 No.7929857 The rule of touhou is that the sillier the hat, the more powerful the youkai. Suffice to say, the pope's level is over 9000.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:44:55 No.7929859 >>7929843 Also a sith lord

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:45:56 No.7929866 STILL fucking waiting for mamizou giant tanukiballs / futa action

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:47:57 No.7929877 File: 154 KB, 707x1000, 22016919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7929866 pixiv is full of the stuff now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:53:27 No.7929898 File: 642 KB, 850x1173, 21957048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop that fujoshi aren't suppose to be this sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 11:58:58 No.7929913 File: 390 KB, 1000x1000, 22047511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7929898 Why do you think someone so sexy is a fujioshi?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:01:38 No.7930052 Balls of steel

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:19:41 No.7930120 File: 160 KB, 900x674, mamizoufluffyfluffy1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7929877 Never has it been so brutally emphasized that indeed, Mamizou really is a little fat dog.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:23:11 No.7930132 File: 161 KB, 900x674, mamizoufluffyfluffy2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Must be fun having a tail. So fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:30:40 No.7930159 File: 298 KB, 600x600, 21291138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930132 So fluffy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:30:40 No.7930160 >>7930132 Naah a big fluffly tail would be terrible if you wanted to stay a biped.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:33:40 No.7930171 I'd like Mamizou to wrap her tail around me when we sleep together

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:34:41 No.7930176 >>7930171 That feel when the tail is actually a giant pair of testicles.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:38:11 No.7930201 >>7930176 N-NO! It's her warm, fluffy, furry tail! Affectionately wrapped around me like a blanket, to keep me warm.

Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:42:41 No.7930220
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Mamizou's the kind of Touhou you could see as being really, really, amazingly laid-back, like you could just go hang out at her place at a moment's notice, and drink/smoke whatever, eat whatever snacks she can scrounge up (too lazy to actually cook you something), and talk about anything, or hardly talk at all... but whatever the case she'd just be an open book and not try to hide her true self from you, encouraging you to also be yourself, and form a kinship with her quickly.

You'd then fall asleep sometime very late at night after some long and deep conversation you can barely remember later, on her couch or rug or something... you'd wake up before she did sometime between morning and afternoon, and you'd go over to knock on her door out of curiosity. She invites you in, and you see her bed's all messy and unkempt, as is her hair, and she's also naked yet doesn't act as if it's any big deal. She invites you onto her bed and you just start talking again, and before you know it, almost without even realizing it, you then have quick, lazy, sloppy, instinctual sex with her with no strings attached. After all there's a mutual understanding of the kind of casual kinship you share, and also the entire thing occurs while both of you are in that groggy just-got-up state of mind. And then afterward you each go about the rest of your day like nothing happened.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:45:11 No.7930233
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>>7930176

It is a tail.

But if you're interested, she most certainly has grapefruit sized ovaries. It's one of those things that aren't affected by shapeshifting, along with the ears and tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:52:10 No.7930254 No way. If Faith = Power, The Pope would be impervious to harm. Shots would just bounce off him. And don't even think of bothering if it was Pope John Paul II. He could topple the Moonbitches with how many believe in him still to this day.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:55:44 No.7930263
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>>7930220

>but whatever the case she'd just be an open book and not try to hide her true self from you
>her true self

... and then the second paragraph got a bit creepy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 13:56:44 No.7930264 No one loves Mamizou glasses? I think they are cute...

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Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:01:41 No.7930292
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>>7930263

But as far as Gensokyo's concerned, the humanoid Tanuki IS her true form, sort of like how Nitori does not look like some lanky reptile-like thing as well as every other Touhou that doesn't look like traditional lore would suggest.

Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:03:13 No.7930303
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>>7930254
The Pope and Gensokyo have a treaty.
Pope gets to rule over and live in the real world, and the citizens of Gensokyo get to live in their little fantasy world.

The Pope already won the crusade against the Youkai, he ran them out of the real world. Now he has it all to himself.

If he ever wished to enter Gensokyo, he would wreck their shit with his faith and magic.
He kinda got screwed here on Earth though. Not his fault that the real world decided to use technology.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:04:16 No.7930308 >>7930292 So what about Nue's true form? Is it because she isn't from Gensokyo despite her being from japanese folklore?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:09:12 No.7930326 >>7930303 So if there are less Catholics in this world that means there is more chance of Gensokyo spilling out and making us all into little girls?

Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:22:43 No.7930370
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>>7930326
No, that just means that a different sect of Christianity or the Jews take over.

Imagine all the 9 Crusades as Touhou 6-13. And imagine the Israelites and the Jews as the PC-98 games. And current Reimu is Jesus. It's kinda like that.
Muslims are just a bad plot device for Crusade 10.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:25:49 No.7930377 File: 122 KB, 220x298, dick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930303 >rule over >the Pope Oh man, this pic related, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:26:20 No.7930379 File: 435 KB, 796x1000, futamoe_mamizou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mami, why... ;_;

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:36:46 No.7930415
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>>7930292

On second thought, you're right. Among shapeshifting animals that only have the bare elementals in common with their original forms, maybe the true form is subjective.

But the kappa are a mystery.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:40:47 No.7930432 File: 308 KB, 600x700, 1317126067038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get Mamizou to switch to beer so that she'd develop beer boobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:42:47 No.7930437 >>7930432 raised_eyebrow.jpg

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:43:50 No.7930439 File: 634 KB, 900x990, mamizouhugetail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930432 Never heard that expression before.

Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:46:50 No.7930445
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>>7930439
It could be a fairly recent finding but I've heard from two different sources that beer, aside from giving a man a beer belly and bitch tits can increase a woman's cup size. One of the sources also said that it causes males to produce less testosterone, making them look more feminine.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:51:20 No.7930460 File: 223 KB, 850x618, mamizoumikoswimsuit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930445 Hm. So a diet of red meat and ale might actually help if you want Yuugi's physique?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 14:52:22 No.7930467 >>7929877 christ that is fucking disgusting and now i wish i hadn't asked for it

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:00:51 No.7930496 File: 206 KB, 500x666, mamizounue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930467 A little fat dog. I mean that as a compliment and matter of fact, of course.

Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:01:20 No.7930497
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>>7930460
It depends on whether you want normal Yuugi's physique or fem Yuugi's physique. I can't say for sure but I think the beer and the training might cancel each other out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:03:54 No.7930508 >>7930497 Normal Yuugi means loli, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:05:56 No.7930514 File: 51 KB, 517x650, lol_estrogen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930445 your highschool buddy said it's true? It must be true then! Durrr

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:05:56 No.7930515 File: 203 KB, 750x480, 1314964372903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930508 Should be, but I meant musclebound Yuugi as I got used to viewing her as such from the pictures posted on /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:06:23 No.7930525 >>7930518 Also scariest Yuugi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:06:25 No.7930518 File: 261 KB, 913x1001, 1297020532796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930508 Muscle Yuugi is true Yuugi. Also best Yuugi.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:06:55 No.7930523 File: 160 KB, 850x637, mamizounuehearts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930508 Everyone was loli once.

Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:08:24 No.7930531
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>>7930514
TV and radio were my sources. Their sources are probably scientists or some other kind of egg head. Believe what you will, but I've met many alcoholics in my time and they seem to have developed the cute little tits and belly that one of my sources claimed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:12:23 No.7930549 (user 7930531 has a chrischan-style rack, only from binge drinking instead of just being born with no testicles)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:14:59 No.7930561 File: 84 KB, 524x720, 20834_1463078133487_1129486453_1582957_3817388_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930525 You're implying that's a bad thing. True Yuugi Best Yuugi Scariest Yuugi Sexiest Yuugi

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:15:00 No.7930567 File: 337 KB, 482x600, 21171596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930549 Quit being so mad and drink some rum.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:20:53 No.7930588 >>7930561 Perhaps "intimidating" would have been a better choice of words.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:22:52 No.7930598
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>>7930531

Once I woke up and something punched me in the eye. It turned out I'd slept on my own arm and it had gone numb, wagging back and forth.
Wond if you had a tail, you'd sometimes wake up and wonder what exactly that was in bed with you, seemingly attached to your rump?

>>7930561

Anon is a wise man.

Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 15:32:53 No.7930637

>>7930370

On that note: We have Shinto and Buddhist mythos now, why not move west! Hinduism - multi-armed touhous! Judeo-Christianity - Loli Moses and her plague-themed spell cards! Islam - Loli Mohomma--- oh... that probably wouldn't end well for Zun... Native American religions - Great White Buffalo-chan, Avanyu water-snake girl, Quetzalcoatl!!!

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 16:05:54 No.7930783 File: 382 KB, 1008x1000, mamizoutailcuddle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930637 >that probably wouldn't end well for Zun ... if they can find him. ZUN isn't exactly a rock star.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 16:10:23 No.7930811 >>7930783 But they'd burn effigies of him, and that would be sad.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Wed, Sep 28, 2011 16:13:56 No.7930824 File: 280 KB, 850x850, mamizoutakedown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7930811 Yeah, but it's just puppets. That they likely made themselves and spent a lot of time putting together. So their loss.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 16:16:24 No.7930834 >>7930824 Hardline Islamic puppet-effigy otaku vs Japanese Touhou otaku... This I'd pay to see.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 16:57:18 No.7931021 >Mamizou Impure slut with exposed feet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 17:03:50 No.7931045 File: 1.11 MB, 870x1090, 1313428518790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7931021 Yeah, she's the best out of the TD cast.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 28, 2011 17:43:04 No.7931213 File: 443 KB, 724x1180, 1315838860639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SEXY!

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