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I came for you /jp(

>> No.7929734

I can't ejaculate much. Is something wrong with me?

>> No.7929736
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7929736

My desire to suck a dick is getting annoying lately(probably because unlike having sex with a girl, this isn't something I'm likely to ever experience).
You're not helping.

>> No.7929740

kuso warota

>> No.7929741

★★★★★ +S rank thread

This is why /jp/ is the board of the elite.

>> No.7929744

>>7929734
Not really.
Get proper nutrition.
Hydrate yourself.
Don't fap too often.

>> No.7929745

>>7929734

Stop masturbating for ONE DAY.

Your next load will cover yourself.

>> No.7929749

>>7929745

Actually he should keep masturbating, but not enough to cum, that helps too. If you masturbate a long time without cumming the load is much bigger.

>> No.7929750

Parents

Parents are your providers. Continually leeching off their resources allows you to maintain life in a fantasy world wherein children are not only attracted to you but welcome sexual encounters. Interaction with them is probably the only face-to-face communication you regularly experience.

Good things about parents

* They pay for your internet and housing
* They knock before entering your room
* They buy pizza for you
* They have stopped asking you why you aren't applying for jobs

Bad things about parents

* They get suspicious when they see your browsing history
* They no longer let you play with the toddler next door

>> No.7929751

/soc/a/v/-tier thread

>> No.7929762
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7929762

I would love to suck the semen out of your used condoms OP~

>> No.7929760

>>7929749

Yes but you should only maintain edging for 2 hours or less, unless you let your erection deflate a few times.

>> No.7929769

>>7929745
Actually I masturbate at best twice a week

>>7929744
>>7929749
Will do, thanks for the advice.

>> No.7929773

awesome thread good job OP

>> No.7929788
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7929788

Yes OP you should eat/swallow it.

>> No.7929845

>>7929788
I had a girlfriend who always kept the condom wrapper, so weird. But I liked that idea, that she is keeping a part of the memory...

>> No.7929846

pah thats nothing to be proud of OP

>> No.7929853

Remember when /jp/ used to be about otaku culture?

Yeah, me neither. Fap fap fap fap.

>> No.7929855

>>7929853

>otaku

>culture

>> No.7929862

>>7929845
More proof that only normals participate in those gay/trap threads.

>> No.7929872

why u fap in a condom?

>> No.7929878

>>7929845
I wish i had a girlfriend who would go out partying only to bring home the used condoms for me to feed on~

>> No.7929886

>>7929878

sigh :3

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