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Have you planned out your death, /jp/?

I want to be killed by the man I love.

>> No.7928140
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I want to die from anal bleeding.

>> No.7928141

I suck at making plans. I'm a pretty loveable guy though.

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Good thing you love me and i plan to rain acid in your stomach turning your guts into snakes tearing you in half as i take a shit on your eye socket

not only that but HARLO EYE AM OWPEE ADN AIM A FAGET

>> No.7928144

That sounds mildly homosexual.

>> No.7928157

Actually, the only threads I-ve ever replied to are shithreads like this one.
Most of the time I passively read everyone-s opinion about games or porn and keep mine to myself.

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>>7928130
really now

>> No.7928181

Use the last bit of money I have, get some camping stuff and around 2 weeks of food. I'll then go into the wilderness and attempt to survive as long as possible.

>> No.7928190

>>7928130
I'm afraid I won't be senile when I die, so I will smoke as much weed and do as much LSD as I possibly can during those final years, and hopefully witness my existence fade as I'm bombed out of my mind. I'm still scared of death.

>> No.7928208

Burning charcoal in an enclosed space probably.

I live in a country where guns aren't an option, I'm too withdrawn to get my hands on drugs to overdose on. I thought about going up against a train, but if they fail to kill you you're left a mangled wreck.

Carbon monoxide poisoning is the way to go.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

>> No.7928238

I've had the pills in my closet for years. Maybe one day I'll get the balls to use them.

>> No.7928244

>delete fun shitposting thread
>leave this depressing shit

>> No.7928249

>>7928244
>he has fun shitposting
>he doesn't enjoy suicide
>feels the need to shitpost instead of hiding threads he doesn't like

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>chubby.jpg

>> No.7928263

>>7928249
Come for the touhou, stay for the shitposting.

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I consider this life to be a bit like Marvel vs Capcom 3.
Living is like getting comboed by Dante. It's long, frustrating, and there's nothing you can do. Killing yourself is like ragequitting in the middle of the match, it leaves you unsatisfied and you never know what you could have done if you blocked the next mix-up and went X-factor on his ass. Besides, what if he drops the combo?
I think when I die, it'll be like going XF3 Dark Phoenix. However, wouldn't it be a shame if I just ignored that Dante's hard work and skipped right ahead into my own little deal?

There needs to be a give and take, so I'll give this Dante my time and my vitality because I know it'll make my L3XF DP comeback all the more sweeter.

And if there's nothing after I die? Well, you don't always win as Dark Phoenix, either.

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