Analysis: Evil Americans

[Anonymous No.]

Boo! I'm an American! Bandit Keith: American champion of Duel Monsters. As an American, he enjoys cutting down rainforests and he loves credit cards and guns. Nothing says "I hate America" more than having an anime character not only being American in nationality, but also being evil. One of the characters goes by the name of Bandit Keith, who is probably the second-coolest character in the entire show (the first being Tea Gardner). In the American edited version, Bandit Keith is the "Intercontinental Champion" of Duel Monsters. However, in Japan, he is the American champion of Duel Monsters. Because he is an American, he is automatically a bad guy, uses dirty tricks, brandishes a gun, and has an arrogant attitude. Anti-American show, isn't it? I know a lot of the folks in Internetland are anti-American, what with all the crazy ideas running around, like "Socialism" and the "European Union" and "Al Gore in 2004", but in reality, Americans kick ass, so there! Even though Bandit Keith is a bad guy in the show, he is without a doubt awesome! He is like the Ric Flair of Duel Monsters! We don't get enough guys like him in animes, so we need to be thankful that we get a bad guy like him and not another Sephiroth-like goth bad guy that looks fruity. Still, this proves that either Japan hates America still or that the guy who created "Yu-Gi-Oh!" hates America. On another note, America kicks ass! Don't thread on me, bitch! White power! Er... Cross that last statement off. The character of Bandit Keith is shrouded in mystery. All we know is that he is an evil American, much like all Republican Americans, so therefore he must be a bad guy. You can tell he is American in the Japanese version because he speaks fluent Japanese and wears a bandana with an American flag pattern on it. Good gravy, he is so evil! When I grow up, I want to be just like him!

[「ロリあき」 No.]

tl;dr

[Anonymous No.]

it's kinda sad that op is so into a kids franchise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7918490
nothing is a kids show in Japan:D

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>7918493
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

cool satori bro

[Anonymous No.]

Paragraphs motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7918490
It's kind of sad that you think this is serious.