Think of a Touhou. [spoiler]You say "suck my cock dude" to her[/spoiler] What happens next?

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Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 14:53:31 No.7917280 [Reply] [Original]

Think of a Touhou.

You say "suck my cock dude" to her

What happens next?

>>	Freezing !qSaya2MQ6o Sun, Sep 25, 2011 14:55:23 No.7917289 Sanae coz shes slutty as HELL XD

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 14:55:24 No.7917286 File: 104 KB, 413x248, 1309254060849.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SUCK MY COCK DUUUUUDE!~~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 14:56:23 No.7917291 I die.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 14:58:24 No.7917295 she doesn't understand filthy barbaric languages.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:02:55 No.7917305 >>7917280 Next she sucks my cocks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:07:26 No.7917316 >>7917280 Depends of a Touhou. Rumia woul probably bite your dick off. But Sanae would suck it without hesitation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:08:26 No.7917319 File: 96 KB, 896x716, 1316403809309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "..Okay~" I am going to regret this..

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:11:27 No.7917322 Great joke!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:11:57 No.7917325 File: 2.18 MB, 1300x1189, 1315995447317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh! you are horny!? Sorry for not noticing! Give me one minute and i will create something for you to fix that problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:14:26 No.7917339 File: 54 KB, 800x600, 1287423969250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eeeek!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:14:54 No.7917336 I get beaten up. Then we drink tea afterwards and act as if it was just a silly joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:16:27 No.7917341 File: 261 KB, 913x1001, 1297020532796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You first"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:18:57 No.7917352 >>7917341 make it rough

>>	Okuu !!Jq0MHPvHhpb Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:20:00 No.7917358 File: 35 KB, 411x411, sad okuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:21:58 No.7917364
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Suck my dick you say? hooh? arent you a brave one..
Well if you want to suck on MY dick that badly Anon-san i guess i will let you just this once~

I should probably mention..I am quite big compared to most humans..
And if you spill even a little of my precious juice without swallowing it all..

Well..Lets just say that having your lungs filled with sunflowers is something most humans dont survive..

Now..Get down on those knees like a good girl..Or in this case is it boy? ufufu..

>>	wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:22:00 No.7917365 File: 7 KB, 150x132, chill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] suck my HELL, Sanae >THANK GAWD! I WAS HUNGRY AS HELL LOL! slutty as HELL! well, HELLp yourself~!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:26:29 No.7917374 File: 83 KB, 397x396, I _Only_Drive_Tanks_To_Work.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7917364

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:26:31 No.7917378 File: 76 KB, 424x464, prominence_092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:26:31 No.7917379 Idiot! Don't go around saying things like that so casually!

Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:28:37 No.7917386
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She wouldn't say anything or even look in my direction. She might roll her eyes with her back facing me but that's about it. She'd still help me out, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:31:01 No.7917396 >>7917365 You never cease to amuse me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:32:01 No.7917403 File: 428 KB, 980x1040, 56865021c8ef7237332b043a3b01414f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You...You don't respect me anymore, Anon? ...Just go to hell."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:33:02 No.7917406 I get a keystone to the face. "Suck on that."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:33:38 No.7917405 >>7917379 >Im sorry, but Sanae-san is soo beutiful. I cant stop thinking about Sanae-san. And I would like Sanae-san to.make me feel good. Or maybe Sanae-san wants to feel good too?

>>	wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:34:32 No.7917408 File: 70 KB, 500x490, sanae_ahegao_ka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7917396

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:34:32 No.7917409 Yukari. My dick is sucked by a dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:36:33 No.7917421 File: 178 KB, 692x830, 1315002343956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Eehh? But blowjobs are so much effort.. can't you just thrust in and out of my mouth while I lay there for you?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:37:35 No.7917429 File: 2.18 MB, 1200x1600, 1310764284339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-wait! I can explain it was just a joke! N-noooo!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:39:53 No.7917436 >>7917364 Sorry Yuuka, no homo~.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:40:40 No.7917438 >>7917305 All of them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:42:18 No.7917451 >>7917421 Ok but would you be willing to show me your big tits. They look awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:42:37 No.7917449 >Cirno ...Frostbite?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:43:40 No.7917453 >>7917421 Insta boner.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:45:08 No.7917471 File: 182 KB, 1185x830, 1297291510861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You shouldn't have done that...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:47:37 No.7917481 File: 2.24 MB, 1662x1214, 1300841143512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Su-" "No." "Wait let me fi-" "No." "But i" "No."

Kudryavka !!wEyYEw5OlKU Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:47:48 No.7917477

I just had a thought.

Remilia would be really, really bad at giving blowjobs. Erections are caused by filling the penis with blood, and it would be in her mouth... Yeah, this can't end well. At all.

Not that my lovely ojou-sama would do something lewd like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:49:56 No.7917486 >>7917477 it's inadvisable to request blowjobs from vampires. Unless that's what you're into

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:54:30 No.7917498 File: 1.03 MB, 748x998, yuyuko umbrella.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Sure thing! I've been absolutely famished. You better give me lots!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 15:54:30 No.7917499 File: 90 KB, 380x264, dood.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You say "suck my cock dude" to her I'd just get thrown somewhere to explode.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 16:00:02 No.7917511 File: 310 KB, 600x338, okuuthird.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ah, y-you first.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sun, Sep 25, 2011 16:12:32 No.7917550 File: 1.32 MB, 1126x1600, 007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7917477 Nonsense. Guns.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 16:17:32 No.7917568 File: 112 KB, 768x1024, 1307165425774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is that so? Well, why not? Go ahead, stick it in the darkness of my mouth~

>>	Kudryavka !!wEyYEw5OlKU Sun, Sep 25, 2011 16:21:32 No.7917579 >>7917550 >I wrote that post and then felt like fapping to Remilia blowjob >I went and re-read that exact doujin you just posted.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Sun, Sep 25, 2011 16:25:31 No.7917591 >>7917499 Not if you fuse with another Prinny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 16:56:44 No.7917684 File: 65 KB, 304x566, okuu suck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I suck her cock.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sun, Sep 25, 2011 17:06:12 No.7917722 File: 198 KB, 480x480, 1265231960775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7917579 >read that exact doujin >read Suuuure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:04:55 No.7917983 File: 392 KB, 512x512, 1310274242686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Knives, knives everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:08:26 No.7918008 File: 91 KB, 561x800, e2b35c422d8d867ed8bd1270debeef55858a84ef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >What happens next?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:12:25 No.7918028 File: 593 KB, 1024x1024, this never happened.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7918008 Keine would never do something so shameless!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:13:28 No.7918034 File: 446 KB, 819x614, 3c4b1f471e99a37cc298bdc76787a62b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kogasa wouldnt argue. She would do anything to strenghten her existence

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:15:56 No.7918045 >>7918034 She'd surprise you by biting it off or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:18:27 No.7918066 File: 191 KB, 477x490, click3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, drop your pants!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:20:27 No.7918073 >>7918066 Yeah, you drop your pants, and she will take a photo of your penis and post it on /b/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:21:28 No.7918078 File: 120 KB, 1026x989, 1268582296331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7918073 Shhhh...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:22:56 No.7918079 >>7918073 Are you new? Do you seriously think that posting anything in /b/ is worth at all?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:26:29 No.7918093 >>7918079 > Are you new? What's the point of asking that? No, really. I'd like to know your responses to "yes" and "no".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:26:58 No.7918095 >>7918079 He was making a joke, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:29:09 No.7918114 File: 127 KB, 750x1000, preview4ef1007526274b6d8a54f8c49f851227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What have you just said? Repeat it! Fuckin repeat it!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:29:09 No.7918110 >>7918095 >He was making a joke Well, no shit sherlock.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:32:40 No.7918130 >>7918114 I don't think she'd say anything. She'd just "kyu" and you'd go boom.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:32:40 No.7918131 >>7918114 I don't think she knows what that is considering she's been locked in all her life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:33:12 No.7918139 >>7918130 Watch out bitch, here comes some canon. Spellcard rules, she can't kill you, but she can making non-living things explode

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:36:27 No.7918148 >>7918139 So she attacks you with spellcards, you get your ass kicked, and as per the rules, the winner gets do do what she wants with the loser.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:36:39 No.7918144 File: 780 KB, 778x1100, eed11995fa93e24bac57a2b578e79fe2[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7917550

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:38:52 No.7918151 File: 481 KB, 819x614, 5e0a36e6045d91dbf5eae0d46645e86e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait, wait! Thats not what i meant!

Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:38:58 No.7918150 [DELETED]

>>7918139
Yeah, they'll have to call Reimu over to punish the people who break the spellcard rules. But then she'll learn that you told her to suck your cock and she'll ruin it suicide by stupidity and call it a day.

Tea and cake for everyone.

>>7918148
>If victorious against a human, you may not kill them.

Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:40:17 No.7918156

>>7918139
Yeah, they'll have to call Reimu over to punish the people who break the spellcard rules. But then she'll learn that you told her to suck your cock and she'll rule it as suicide by stupidity and call it a day.

Tea and cake for everyone.

>>7918148
>If victorious against a human, you may not kill them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:40:27 No.7918158 >>7918148 Nope, sorry, the rules were made to stop murder. You can be killed if you're from the outside world and just crossed the barrier by accident and a hungry youkai eats you, according to the books.

Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:44:13 No.7918171

>>7918156
Nothing has been mentioned on the matter of whether the rules are ''breakable'' (or any of that Reimu and Yukari coming to get you), it's pretty clear they're more than just ink on a paper. Two examples are Utsuho using danmaku despite wanting to burn and kill everything and everyone, and Byakuren knowing and having spellcards despite being sealed in for millenia without knowledge of her surroundings.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:45:13 No.7918172 File: 945 KB, 1290x1821, 1304579617723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >her face when

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:47:13 No.7918179 >>7918171 There's a hidden clause that says the spellcard rules only apply to girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 18:56:08 No.7918205 File: 232 KB, 1600x1200, 8f7ca48e1cf83aa8f4361854129ad174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Suck it yourself. And how did you know I was a guy?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 19:03:59 No.7918223 >>7918158 >You can be killed if you're from the outside world Well, there you go.

Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 19:17:35 No.7918285

>>7918223
It's specified that basically what you need to have is ability to shoot danmaku, after the spellcard rules every being inside Gensokyo adquired the ability magically and if in doubt one can visit Reimu to properly configure the patterns and beauty of one's spellcards, according to the books. And that's just what happens to those who get in by accident and managed to avoid getting eaten.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 25, 2011 19:52:37 No.7918413 File: 36 KB, 367x352, springyay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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