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Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:51:17 2011 No.7917070 [Reply] [Original]

So exactly how much candy are we talking about here?

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sun Sep 25 13:53:13 2011 No.7917083 File: 68 KB, 525x770, 18400486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where she's taking you, candy will be the least of your worries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:53:13 2011 No.7917084 >>7917079 Oh God, don't get in the van Anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:53:45 2011 No.7917079 >Anon_getting_abducted_by_a_nefarious_loli.jpg DON'T DO IT ANON, THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE ANY CANDY AT ALL!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:55:13 2011 No.7917088 >>7917084 I don't think he's gonna fit, dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:56:13 2011 No.7917093 When the fuck did I get so tall? When the fuck did I step outside? Fuck it, I just want my candy, I'll deal with the other stuff later.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:56:13 2011 No.7917095 File: 10 KB, 300x225, little_tikes_crazy_coupe_25_middletown_ct_8192803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7917088 Good point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 13:59:44 2011 No.7917103 >>7917093 Several days later, with a splitting headache, Anonymous awakens from his drug-induced haze in a bush, disoriented, bruised, bloody, and short one kidney. The real question is, did he ever get that candy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:02:45 2011 No.7917109 >>7917103 You slowly notice a couple of candy shoved into your bloody, not virgin anymore anus, along with a note saying "Welcome to the club".

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:05:47 2011 No.7917121 >>7917103 More like Anonymous wakes up in a cold, dark basement, chained to a rusty heater. Everyday, he is raped mercilessly by a band of crazed lolis. Now he will never be a wizard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:16:48 2011 No.7917166 File: 108 KB, 500x214, 2694991321_b0933bd5fa[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7917083 Where we are going, we won't need candy to have fun.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Sun Sep 25 14:19:46 2011 No.7917175 >>7917166 We all drink tea down here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:21:46 2011 No.7917177 File: 252 KB, 1200x468, 1316209171995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7917121 Anything but that!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:24:18 2011 No.7917187 >>7917103 Yeah real funny, I only have one kidney. So that means I'm dead. Which means a ghost. Fucking hell man. I wonder if they have candy in the afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:27:22 2011 No.7917202 >>7917187 Of course Gensokyo has candy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:28:22 2011 No.7917203 >>7917177 Mother of God.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:32:21 2011 No.7917221 >>7917187 Ignoring bad removal and infection, the human body can live just fine with one kidney.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:34:21 2011 No.7917233 >>7917221 Except you're gonna die much earlier. Unless you're a monk and leading some kind of holy lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:36:51 2011 No.7917237 >>7917233 fuck you dude I'm gonna be a miko

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:38:48 2011 No.7917245 >>7917233 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemodialysis

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:53:26 2011 No.7917279 File: 560 KB, 330x559, allmy-nevermind.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7917202 >the process of reading this thread that single post ruined it WHY THIS WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 14:56:23 2011 No.7917292 >>7917279 We are still taking all of your money, anonymous. NEETs have to live somehow, you know.

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