Do you hear the horn blowing? The Maids! They arrived! With that said, Maid thread. Tell me about your maid-related fantasies, /jp/.

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Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:33:06 2011 No.7915154 [Reply] [Original]

Do you hear the horn blowing?

The Maids! They arrived!

With that said, Maid thread. Tell me about your maid-related fantasies, /jp/.

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Sun Sep 25 01:36:32 2011 No.7915165 File: 147 KB, 700x750, 991d85395205ce4e6f0f9e251427f1f56473c8d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this the best fetish?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:37:00 2011 No.7915172 I wish i had a mod for DX to make JC wear a meido fuku.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:37:00 2011 No.7915173 >>>/c/

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Sun Sep 25 01:38:30 2011 No.7915174 They're okay I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:40:02 2011 No.7915181 >>7915172 >JC wear a meido fuku. I never asked for this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:41:04 2011 No.7915186 File: 1.39 MB, 466x350, BOOF on Jenkem while reading and analyzing the stupidity of your post.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915174 i had to

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Sun Sep 25 01:43:33 2011 No.7915192 File: 308 KB, 625x1200, 332e3f42a5666c52c227a8c5dcae9011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915174 These maids are now getting BOOFier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:44:37 2011 No.7915196 File: 279 KB, 727x1024, 1191944407802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:45:06 2011 No.7915206 Do you prefer your Maid to be submissive and obedient who "will do anything to please you, master" or bold and dominant who "will only help you because you're too useless to do it yourself, jeez"? Applies both on everyday life and on bed

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Sun Sep 25 01:45:37 2011 No.7915201 File: 284 KB, 850x1168, 1231504472483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915192 Acceptable.

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Sun Sep 25 01:46:35 2011 No.7915208 File: 2.89 MB, 2156x1969, 71464a6fb147b60f2e33b5ff990ccfd8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:46:35 2011 No.7915210 File: 393 KB, 1280x1024, Konachan.com-52669-hatsune_miku-maid-vocaloid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have maid that will gently wake me up in the morning and make me breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:46:40 2011 No.7915211 File: 110 KB, 1280x720, 1302586613958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915174 >>7915201 >(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:47:06 2011 No.7915221 >>7915206 Either or. Less of the tsundere though.

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Sun Sep 25 01:48:35 2011 No.7915223 File: 108 KB, 600x849, 1244260259446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Strike the weak point!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:49:03 2011 No.7915234 File: 52 KB, 409x514, 1214625529682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] best maid

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:49:03 2011 No.7915236 File: 197 KB, 598x712, e28e0208a24bdb2f47c68027a8532d6a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915211 Get out of here Ohana and don't come back without your Maid outfit!

Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:52:06 2011 No.7915246
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Maid fantasies? I like the thought of a giant, genocidal maid viewing an entire city as a a dirty spot fit for little more than being cleaned up, and subsequently wiping it off the face of the globe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:54:08 2011 No.7915250 >>7915246 I thought that was an image of Kakizaki from Macross dressed as a maid from the thumbnail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:54:37 2011 No.7915248 File: 1.74 MB, 1146x1811, 1306429147103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915246 I'm not sure if I should find this erotic or not.

Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:55:08 2011 No.7915256

>>7915206
Submissive.

Maids are the best because they are like girlfriends you don't have to care about. They'll clean and cook for you, and you don't have to spend time with them or talk to them or take them anywhere. You just hand them their money, they do their services, and you go on about your life with all the benefits of having a woman around.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Sun Sep 25 01:56:10 2011 No.7915258 File: 1.23 MB, 1600x1200, qb6121320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They call her the MAID OF MAIDS like HELL.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:56:38 2011 No.7915257 File: 110 KB, 600x720, 788517dbbdbf71b77cac01b326acda69..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The strongest maido. 100% Tsun, no dere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 01:58:08 2011 No.7915265 File: 409 KB, 708x1144, 94a488ebc05e8f3816d2a7f83d16f20f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915257 Matsurika was the only good thing about that shit show. I'm not sure if one could even call her tsun. She's just supercondensed kuu

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Sun Sep 25 01:58:10 2011 No.7915263 File: 112 KB, 424x600, 1244166542789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Sun Sep 25 02:00:10 2011 No.7915277 File: 177 KB, 905x693, 1260481909993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love this image way too much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:02:39 2011 No.7915287 File: 199 KB, 500x500, 1306428005327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915277 What is that thing again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:05:37 2011 No.7915301 File: 774 KB, 1920x1200, mndre5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915287 A prototype robot. It runs and walks, can be used on different terrain. Stairs not included.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:07:05 2011 No.7915307 File: 280 KB, 1440x810, maria-holic-2-035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915287 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2-n3t4rJE Behold! the future!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:07:35 2011 No.7915306 >>7915301 It'll remember that kick

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:08:07 2011 No.7915308 >>7915265 You better take that you piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:10:07 2011 No.7915316 File: 472 KB, 800x1136, Protip - It has a dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:11:36 2011 No.7915321 File: 331 KB, 545x830, 503301484593ef206b01c290d58274d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915307 It's... It's moe~~

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:12:37 2011 No.7915322 >>7915316 Protip: That's how I want them

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:12:37 2011 No.7915323 File: 126 KB, 763x959, 60c2236de069a5bbde98c8c0c6d10d13dcfbd713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915307 >0:28 >The guy kicks it. ..Did they really make fanart out of that? or just a coincidence?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:15:38 2011 No.7915331 File: 299 KB, 733x1024, None [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915322 M-master.. Your tea and cake is r-ready..

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:20:11 2011 No.7915346 File: 590 KB, 640x939, 116f07467fa43c011aa4dc422107724b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915331 Yep. That's alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:23:10 2011 No.7915352 >>7915331 What was this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:25:07 2011 No.7915358 File: 250 KB, 547x695, 552638a5138ca194566e63dd4534fa1b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915352 Sakuya cumming all over some cake and tea. Ochinchin land is over for now, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:26:40 2011 No.7915362 >>7915352 http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7915154#p7915331

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:35:11 2011 No.7915397 File: 497 KB, 300x320, 47232cf07cc2aad1c18fcf5872288b67.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Medoi~ Medoi~

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:38:38 2011 No.7915402 File: 550 KB, 984x1390, 1306427644504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it true that maid outfits fit every hairstyle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:48:10 2011 No.7915424 File: 81 KB, 547x800, 598ac8d529313918cf5b3585d3520daa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Behold! Nue is a maid now!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 02:57:07 2011 No.7915448 File: 392 KB, 1250x1200, neko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big Maids = Best Maids

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 03:03:07 2011 No.7915472 File: 23 KB, 234x173, Cheko-chan 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My maid related fantasy is to have the creator of Pugyuru to make more volumes and to make a new anime of it as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 03:05:39 2011 No.7915482 >>7915472 I can't wait for Sion and that one guy to translate and edit it when that happens!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 03:20:12 2011 No.7915529 File: 64 KB, 500x637, 2b0e8c8f1d6e96266131f44b28d8635000b5659c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "perverted things are bad"

>>	I <3 Maids Sun Sep 25 03:20:42 2011 No.7915525 >>7915206 Either way works for me. I'm not too picky about maids. If they are submissive, then I get to corrupt them, if they are headstrong and dominent, then the switch in me comes out. Either way is win/win for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 03:23:14 2011 No.7915542 File: 98 KB, 600x750, a3c27698a8256ca5271df5f2b0daada325e0c153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915529 Sure, whatever...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 03:25:43 2011 No.7915547 File: 194 KB, 470x737, zdrg z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915529 Ecchi na no wa ikenai to omoimasu!

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 07:47:19 2011 No.7916146 File: 38 KB, 179x181, 1313608655555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7915154 >machina >maid

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 07:51:48 2011 No.7916150 File: 654 KB, 621x869, cdc023a5ae61f8432659a738f1df294c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7916146 Maid ex Machina

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 07:56:17 2011 No.7916154 File: 601 KB, 843x1200, b705c45797dda4ce5f424e777e802d72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait no, I'll brush up my Latin okay Praeministra ex Machina ain't that cool?

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The Buttranger Sun Sep 25 08:16:21 2011 No.7916178
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I dream that one day, man will be free from their tyranny. No longer will my threads be immediately deleted, regardless of the content being always /jp/ related. One day...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 08:19:53 2011 No.7916190 File: 93 KB, 575x700, ac95f06761cbbbc5a599cea00d230c16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7916178 That's what you get for being a buttranger. Now post some maids.

>>	The Buttranger Sun Sep 25 08:22:53 2011 No.7916196 File: 261 KB, 1029x1280, 1293668588718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7916190 Maids are low-tier. Miko are 100% superior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 08:42:55 2011 No.7916223 File: 320 KB, 600x600, 4ec0cc86d5726b36946c30e391d89fc0ab1021c3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7916196 Drop dead easy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 08:51:57 2011 No.7916241 File: 393 KB, 584x768, 15463835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't say that. It's bad to say things that are wrong!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 08:57:57 2011 No.7916253 File: 355 KB, 800x1200, 1306428899733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7916241 W-What? What's wrong?

>>	The Buttranger Sun Sep 25 08:58:57 2011 No.7916254 >>7916253 Nigger elves cannot be maids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 08:59:57 2011 No.7916259 That's a reference to Lotf isn't it? Sorry if my questions sounds uneducated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 09:05:28 2011 No.7916276 >>7916259 *Lotr. I really am stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 09:07:58 2011 No.7916289 File: 859 KB, 642x928, 1306428408407.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7916276 To be perfectly honest, yeah, I did picture Rohirrim riding to Helm's Deep in my head when I typed the OP. I didn't think someone would notice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 09:16:59 2011 No.7916313 File: 231 KB, 1104x1635, 7b9d038a1b13eb29adad3e8e98885fd8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 25 21:58:06 2011 No.7918815 A maid outfit is one of the first things I'm going to buy when I start trapping. Which will probably be never, but there it is.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:45:12 2011 No.7919428
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Okay, I need to get this off my chest.

TO HELL WITH MAIDS.

For starters, they're usually hot girls in outfits that enhance their dignity to match their youthful beauty, and they basically live in your fucking house. Now, ask yourself: IS THERE ANY WAY IN FUCKING HELL you're going to let a creature like that walk into your room to find dirty underwear littered all over the floor? No. No fucking way. Maids are great for making YOU clean up, but it's not like they're going to save you a single fucking minute of work.

And the tantalizing temptation is ten times worse because they make it fucking unpossible to relieve it. There will be no Private Time with a maid in the house; they've got some fucked-up superpower called "masturbatus interruptus." They put on a good show but it's fucking deliberate; they get some sick pleasure out of humiliating the fuck out of you, the sick bitches. Lock the door? Fucker, they're the maid, they've got the fucking keyring!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:50:13 2011 No.7919439 >>7919428 Wait so you don't tell your maid to suck your cock (dude) as she opens the door when you're fapturbating? the FUCK is wrong with you.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:51:43 2011 No.7919443
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>>7919428

Not even in the shower is there respite; they time you and if you take too long they ambush you at the door with a fucking broom and accusations of being a filthy fucking pervert (which you are, but that just makes it sting more.)

But the worst part is how they are ALWAYS FUCKING THERE. At least the 40-year-old Mexican variety of maid goes home every now and then, but these bitches, no, noooo, you mad bro? Because you will be. Roll up to your pad at 4AM with a car full of spent brass and a dead wight and GUESS WHO'S IN THE FUCKING GARAGE when you go to get a shovel? Yeah there's a lot of blushing and stuttering and shit and I guess you autistic fucks just love that shit, but me? I was much more concerned with how the hell I was going to walk out of the garage with a shovel at 4AM and drive to the back of the property without setting off Miss Bitch's Interruptus power. (Incidentally the answer was a 'raccoon sighting.' They eat flesh, true story no bullshit.)

Seriously. Fucking maids. You want companionship, buy a fucking dog.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 00:53:43 2011 No.7919452
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>>7919439

AS FUCKING IF, one day I was so fed up with it I took aim and let fly at the bitch when she battered down the door.

She dodged that shit like Neo in the fucking matrix, and you know what else? Push-broom bristles applied to your naked balls fucking HURT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 01:03:50 2011 No.7919501 File: 259 KB, 700x1000, 502f8fdc4361693324758fc7e2daafa3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7919428 >>7919443 Just ask her not to interrupt you when you're fapping, man, jeez. You're the employer here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 01:21:16 2011 No.7919545 File: 76 KB, 519x600, batman laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7919501 >you're the employer here Oh you poor naive motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 10:57:15 2011 No.7921087 File: 146 KB, 400x650, 1255247082876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd sure love me some maids right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 11:01:15 2011 No.7921110 File: 123 KB, 400x650, d188a1fe72e80d9f06f9f9e54c38b9f9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 11:04:16 2011 No.7921126 File: 121 KB, 400x650, c7707d7612c000e44fcdab67fd0d2882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yumeido Nikkis ba-dum tsh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 11:14:47 2011 No.7921189 File: 354 KB, 1130x1000, c472e26926e5358fff035229043a47a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yabai is useless, how can she serve tea with those upper limbs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 11:28:18 2011 No.7921250 >>7919545 Yeah, fuck off, I'm the employer and I decide who's boss in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 11:36:19 2011 No.7921279 File: 90 KB, 912x720, 82d5a1a8f32e8d46dd809df8dd300992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking GRIMDARKfags everywhere, even here.

>>	gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug Mon Sep 26 11:39:18 2011 No.7921286 >>7919428 Proper, clasically trained maids are never supposed to enter a room if there's someone in there. They coordinate their schedules so that they are never seen.

>>	Miyabro !!x+KHb1RucHz Mon Sep 26 11:46:50 2011 No.7921307 >>7921286 This. Maids are not meant to be seen.

>>	Miyabro !!x+KHb1RucHz Mon Sep 26 11:48:50 2011 No.7921313 File: 257 KB, 500x500, 4c2bfefec16ff22a0a2cd9560437ccc155066f1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best Nijiura Maido, Yakui

>>	gensokyo_gal_97 !nLH26A83Ug Mon Sep 26 11:50:20 2011 No.7921314 >>7921307 That's probably why anime has the "ninja maid" thing.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:16:53 2011 No.7921899
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What do I do when my thread is away.
>Does it worry you to be alone?
How do I feel by the end of the day
>Are you sad because you're on your own?

No, I get by with a little help from my maids~♪

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:18:56 2011 No.7921908 File: 135 KB, 1000x1000, f99001dd2df0a068b44a50daf13d3585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mm, get high with a little help from my maids~♪

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:19:29 2011 No.7921915 File: 99 KB, 582x800, dbb6ba74996e4d0845a00df6b82099c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my maids~♪

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Sep 26 15:19:57 2011 No.7921912 File: 232 KB, 1000x1000, yakuicamden.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7921314 Such irony that ninja maids tend to be so much more visible than either ninja or maids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:20:26 2011 No.7921919 File: 187 KB, 640x640, 829f2ad21577eb30e64a5f3ffe51eb91.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7921912 Dammit, Helen, you broke my cool and flowery combo!

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Sep 26 15:23:27 2011 No.7921926 File: 508 KB, 705x500, yakuitwister.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7921919 It tells the story of a fantastic and terrible night in Camden, so it can be squeezed in between the lines and ignored.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:28:54 2011 No.7921938
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>>7921926
I guess I'll have to get by with a little help from my friends on this one too.

On a more related note, regarding >>7921912, you could say two negatives make a positive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:31:55 2011 No.7921954 >>7921189 I'm pretty sure lack of tea is not what you have to worry about with that one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:37:02 2011 No.7921974 >>7921954 Lack of tea is always of the utmost concern. You need to get your priorities in order.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:42:26 2011 No.7921985
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>>7921926
i'd lie on the floor next to her, seeing the worlds collide right before our eyes and letting the universe flow through our bodies, for hours and hours

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Sep 26 15:47:53 2011 No.7921998 File: 62 KB, 500x500, yakuishitai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7921985 It was on a boat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 15:59:53 2011 No.7922021 File: 319 KB, 640x480, None [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sure love some meidos

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:13:33 2011 No.7922062 File: 237 KB, 537x457, 1314137603392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This board needs to be cleaned.

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:39:45 2011 No.7922167
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>>7919452

No, no, the worst part is when they start asking questions. "Why does the bathtub smell like diesel fuel? Why are there funny symbols carved into the doorjambs? Why does the bookcase in your study seem to growl at night?"

What the fuck does she care, anyways? I pay well enough, god damn.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 16:45:06 2011 No.7922185 >>7922021 /jp/ meetup?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 17:00:18 2011 No.7922260 File: 2.77 MB, 1631x2317, 1306427655863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7922185 Sure, I don't mind giving you a wedgie, Anonymous~

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 17:10:15 2011 No.7922309 File: 116 KB, 400x536, 1274019115656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7922021 yorokonde, yorokonde

Anonymous Mon Sep 26 17:26:20 2011 No.7922387
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♪I'm so happy because today I've found my maids
♫They're in my board♫
♫I'm so dirty, but that's okay, cause so are you
We've broken our brooms♪
♫Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
♫Bump my threads in a daze
Cause I've found Maid, hey, hey, hey~♪

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 17:36:43 2011 No.7922420 File: 184 KB, 571x800, 32f38b9c4208abadc0d8f0bb61cb6963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fight the good fight, Meido. See you tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 26 17:39:32 2011 No.7922440 File: 541 KB, 750x1000, 1260970696464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Work smarter, not just harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:27:59 2011 No.7924722 File: 103 KB, 533x800, 1306429257891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything is better with maids.

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:43:05 2011 No.7924749
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As a master, how would you woo a maid into sleeping with you?

See I don't want to take advantage of their servitude status and force it upon them, but then the difference in social status becomes a huge barrier for love. The maid is always going to be afraid to go into a relationship least you're just toying with her and can fire her ass when you're tired of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:50:38 2011 No.7924762 I want to stick my hands into Sakuya's panties and finger her to a screaming orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 06:51:55 2011 No.7924766 >>7924762 And I would like to kill you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 08:36:30 2011 No.7924932 File: 258 KB, 600x880, 17411046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 09:57:41 2011 No.7925074 File: 44 KB, 580x444, 1298218641096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:52:39 2011 No.7925074,1 Meido-san, Meido-san, wake up!~♥

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 13:53:06 2011 No.7925806 File: 938 KB, 765x1179, 328a68567f89521f1f7ee10fe95d5cdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:04:38 2011 No.7925846 File: 72 KB, 482x315, 1224300311312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The strongest maid.

>>	Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Tue Sep 27 14:05:38 2011 No.7925854 File: 282 KB, 900x640, Master Asia - Maid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:09:39 2011 No.7925866 File: 142 KB, 368x258, 1307595764047.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one's a bit /a/, but I'm sure Liberty-kun will love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:15:12 2011 No.7925866,1 >>7925074,1 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:16:10 2011 No.7925890 /jp/ - Anime/Cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:18:41 2011 No.7925895 File: 132 KB, 700x900, 1300152694497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7925890 /jp/ - Meido Appreciation Society

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:23:43 2011 No.7925916

>>7915206
I love maids who aren't submissive, but work for what they believe is in their master's greater good.

Even, if that includes disobeying orders or not pampering him with everything.
Damn... sort of sounds like a mother figure, doesn't it?

Well, no matter the case, that's the best ones if you ask me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:24:13 2011 No.7925922 File: 213 KB, 1135x800, 1223691678857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7925866 I seriously hope you meant /m/

Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:27:13 2011 No.7925944

>>7921286
>They coordinate their schedules so that they are never seen.
The children usually saw them though. It was common for the maids' quarters to be in the basement level of mansions, commonly below the kitchen(s). The children's quarters weren't too uncommonly on the same level, for that matter.

Sure it differed from family to family, but it was usually constructed like that so that the adults could scram at any given notice without bothering with the kids without to worry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:27:43 2011 No.7925941 >>7925922 Tomato, tomatoh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:28:44 2011 No.7925946 >>7925944 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:31:16 2011 No.7925965 File: 310 KB, 1600x1117, Hisui and Kohaku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I work at a hotel. I see maids every day. They wear green jumpsuits

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:31:16 2011 No.7925973 >>7925965 Hi jones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:32:16 2011 No.7925978 File: 261 KB, 800x800, 1303009187463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7925973 Jones works at a hotel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:35:16 2011 No.7925993 File: 504 KB, 500x500, b75de016ea922580c50a034aec28d703.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7925978 Yeah, he's the Head Maid

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:40:47 2011 No.7926017 File: 117 KB, 600x750, 1225069430279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7925993 I prefer the term custodian to reference him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:44:48 2011 No.7926026 File: 363 KB, 700x700, 65253cd68adcc5d52639fa3ed6839cc5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7926017 I think I like that term more. It sounds way cooler, for one thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 14:57:49 2011 No.7926076 File: 179 KB, 600x800, 376e31cd552100b13f38625b6b3e6970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Tue Sep 27 15:10:24 2011 No.7926157 File: 13 KB, 275x274, 1315687248272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7925866

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:11:21 2011 No.7926161 File: 88 KB, 600x550, d3097f40d72d36f54d637217cb10713fa97cf8fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7926157 I knew you'd love it. Please post Kira in a meidofuku, not a bridal dress.

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Tue Sep 27 15:14:21 2011 No.7926173 File: 53 KB, 367x479, sherlockglitteryeye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7926161 will a milky holmes work instead? I don't have any maids on this computer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:16:52 2011 No.7926176 >>7926173 If they are dressed as maids, sure. It really needs to have maids, you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:22:23 2011 No.7926195 File: 36 KB, 501x562, cartoon freud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7925916 >Damn... sort of sounds like a mother figure, doesn't it?

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Tue Sep 27 15:22:52 2011 No.7926197 File: 1.61 MB, 840x670, milkyholmes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7926176 close enough. 420 hours of searching.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:24:52 2011 No.7926205 >>7926197 HNNGGG, I think my milky just holmed all over them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 15:49:26 2011 No.7926298 File: 128 KB, 620x850, 835985db2a4a231ad4983c324cb08365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maid Reisen. Because she wasn't degraded enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:13:00 2011 No.7926339 What are nijiura maids? I don't go visiting futaba or 2ch, because I don't know moonrunes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:17:59 2011 No.7926349 File: 232 KB, 596x800, befcd953e690112dcfd8a88f7f4fe573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7926339 They are fanmade maids. Aren't they cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:33:34 2011 No.7926404 >>7926349 why do I feel that Yakui is more popular than the rest of them altogether

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 27 16:37:04 2011 No.7926428 File: 745 KB, 1600x2200, 1182e96b2a30f151fb332ce2e798b11c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7926404 Because everyone wants to look cool by liking drugs. Also, because she's smiling all the time. Trust me, it works, marketing gurus say so.

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