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"Hiiiiiiiiii! How are you? Hmmm? How was your day?"

>> No.7914861

BABAAA

>> No.7914870

bad

>> No.7914876
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>>7914854
All days are equally frustrating ever since Mima stopped appearing in touhou.

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>>7914854
Master, are you snorting coke again ?

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>>7914881
Maaaaaybe~

Anyone else here feeling...sexy?

>> No.7914930

>>7914881
Pffwhahaha

>> No.7914956

>>7914881
Mama-Ran!
Where have you been? We missed you!
(Actually, its probably just me)

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>>7914926
No you old withered antique hag. Go away so I can sleep.

>> No.7914966

>>7914854
I feel great because
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2v66ASSDDE

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>A f-female! Smiling at me like that! I'm no used to this.....

Especially THAT female....

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>>7914956
Mommy has been very busy, but don't think I forgot about you! Mommy still loves her snuggly little NEETypie very much!

>> No.7914977

>>7914966
Brought a goofy smile to my face....

>> No.7914993

>>7914969
>NEETypie
HAHAHAHAHAHA, stop it Ran, you're killing me.

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>>7914993
Oh! Did I embarrass you?

>> No.7915017

old hag

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>>7915001
>>7915001

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>>7915104
Stop shikigami abuse! Join the campaign today!

1-900-ZENKI-GOKI

>> No.7915140

gap your face over here and suck my cock dude

>> No.7915163
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What has everyone's experience been like with Boarder Inc.?

I thought their customer service sucked.

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I'd like to invite Yukari over and cook her a nice, delicious homecooked meal and then share a bottle of chianti with her.

>> No.7915195

>>7914881
yukari seems like she would be more of the old-fashioned aging plutocrat wife, constantly loading up on vodka and pills

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>>7915132
ok

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>>7915132

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Out of business ;_;

>> No.7916769

>>7915193
I would do the same thing. Except I would pick a table to site on that only has legs. So then I would slowly move myself and the chair back, and then just casually take out my cock while we are eating. Obviously she has never seen a cock before but she'll know it's something sexual. Then while she gets redder and redder, I'll just fap until she can't take it anymore.

And then we have some tea and I pretend like nothing happened if she asks.

>> No.7916788

Ego death.

>> No.7916793
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Hi there, Yukari, Ran. Remeber that threesome night we had some time ago? Cant wait for another occasion to show you some more of my tongue skills.

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Today's my 19th birthday and I have no presents, friends or family.

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>>7916829
We are at the same age then.

>> No.7916872

>>7916829
>>7916836
prffff slowpokes go die already

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7916889

YA

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>>7916829
I wish you a happy birthday, Anonymous.

I never do anything special for my birthday, but I hope yours is a pleasant one.

Please enjoy this Yukari picture for the wrong holiday.

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>>7916889
KU

>> No.7916898

>>7916891
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Also birthdays make me feel bad. It feels like I'm closer to dying than anything. I was blissfully happy and I was not even aware that I was 20 until a few weeks when a family member called me and asked me how old I was.

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>>7916769

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>>7916896
MO!

>> No.7916914

>>7916899
That's the face I would imagine she would have. Oh sweet heavens I would do anything to see her like that and I'm probably the shyest, most timid person I know.

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>>7916914
A-Anon-san, what's that thing you got there?

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>>7916935
You mean, t-that's your...

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7916942

it's been HELLa crappy, i'm hungry as HELL and am waiting for the growseries T__T

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>>7916940
You... you wanna stick that where?

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I-I don't know, Anonymous....

>> No.7916987

>>7916957
>yukkari hides out in your closet watching you masturbate.png

>> No.7917004

Can I post NSFW images here, even if it's a blue board? It's we're browsing this board at jobs right?

>> No.7917017

>>7917004
If you have to go lewd, spoiler it. Not just for jobs but for people who don't want to see it. Besides why would you browse any board here when you risk getting fired or reprimanded for it? It's just beyond stupid and I would feel no pity for those people.

>> No.7917205

>>7916946
>>7916940
>>7916935
Stop that you guys, I know it will never happen and that makes me very sad. I'm also aroused and that is a problem.

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