/jp/ Lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

Old thread is an absolute mess >>7910458

Legit thread this time, if you don't like this lifestyle, don't post in it. If you're a shit poster, at least use a trip so we can hide your posts.


My inheritance money is drying up soon, and I'm not sure if I qualify for welfare, being a single 42 year old man with an education and employment history. I still do get alimony from my ex-wife for another 15 years, but I still won't be able to buy ANYTHING from Japan. Having some pride myself, I'm not ready to pirate manga, VN and other entertainment goods.

I live in a private suite of a dorm style apartment which was built as part of a subsidized housing unit for academia, pensioners, etc.. , so the rent itself is cheap.


I'm not sure what to do. Should I start working (from home, of course) to supplement my lifestyle, or am I going to start getting societal urges again once I get into that business? I'm 80% confident of my abilities if I do get back into the stock market game, being a former daytrader 15 years ago.


Hikkikomori general, I guess


Another reminder, please don't shitpost with the "HURR DURR UR A LEACH" or whatever, you can take that shit to /a/ or /v/. Same with the normalfag name-calling, shit's just as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off with your general threads.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

In before people see the number 42 and freak out like HELL about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno man, most of us live without alimony or inheritance.

With that being said, welfare money is surprisingly easy to get once you know how the system works (psychiatric diagnosis, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

>I still do get alimony from my ex-wife

Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913555
Nice trips.

[Anonymous No.]

Word overload. I'm confused whether to report or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913555

Don't reply to troll replies, folks. Lets make it work this time.


I have a talent for drawing shit... so I sell them to vendors everytime a convention comes up. It isn't a lot of money but it does come in handy when money is short sometimes.


>>7913574

Why would you report it? Do you honestly think that everytime somebody on /jp/ says "they're hikkikomori," they're trolling?

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

Get back into trading if you know how to do it. I wish I did. You can make tons of money and never have to leave the house.

I highly doubt that working from home would trigger some kind of instinct to return to society at large but if it does, so what? Then do that. Do what you want to do. I certainly hope at 42 you're not allowing some kind of bullshit /jp/ philosophy dissuade you from doing or not doing anything.

[Turtletron No.]

I won a $675,000 settlement how will you survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913546
Just fucking pirate the shit, the Japanese dont give a shit about us anyway. We live in a fucking golden age of the internet and as its slowly dying your missing out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913576

I was married before I became a recluse. She was a zaibatsu-jou and I worked for her family's bank.

Yes I'm from Japan.


>>7913583

It's not just a /jp/ philosophy. To tell you the truth, I'm not sure if I regret this lifestyle or not. I don't have to deal with bullshit problems, but when I sometimes read VNs I think to myself "hey I used to be that influential richfag/lawyer/hotshot etc."

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913560

There are plenty of mid-aged hikkikomoris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913598

How is it slowly dying out? AFAIK, those copyright laws rarely affect our doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913598

Even if I wanted to, I really don't know where to start. I only participated in the online community for discussion, not acquisition.

[Anonymous No.]

get out of /jp/, OP is a leach freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913607
Have fun
http://www.bittorrent.com/
http://www.bakabt.com/browse.php
http://tokyotosho.info/index.php
http://www.fakku.net/viewforum.php?f=51
http://g.e-hentai.org/
http://erogedownload.com/
Your old so i understand you really dont know a lot about the internet. so here is a few starters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913607
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Share_(P2P)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_Dark_(P2P)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913641

Thanks, and yeah I'm pretty old school. Even when I was still in daytrading, I always used a regular phone and never used more than 2 screens.

Most of the younger guys were using headsets with 3 lines, and like 6 monitors hooked up to their consoles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913674

>blogging

That wouldn't really be hikkikomori would it?

[Anonymous No.]

start blogging about how you trying to survive being usless shit, throw in some socially outrageous ideas here and there to get followers, make loads of monies on advertising

[Anonymous No.]

Can't speak for you OP (I'm 28) but I'm planning to purchase some cheap land in the southwest and design my own off-grid home. I have no real desire to support an obnoxious western woman for the rest of my life so I'm living for myself and fufilling my own personal goals. I sometimes miss working as a contractor but I get tired dealing with other people's egos and office politics. Find a way to live totally within your means and work solely with the objective of funding your own private projects.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>7913592
No, I hear you, man. I'm not saying that the lifestyle doesn't work for some people but if you're fearful of having the urge to do something that will probably make your life easier (because let's face it, homelessness is a whole world of shit and REALDEAL problems) then perhaps it would help to adjust your perspective.

Don't let yourself stop you from doing the things you want to, is all I'm saying. Try not to shoot yourself in the foot.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey OP, what would you recommend as far as education is concerned to someone who is interested in the world of commerce and finance? What did most people making a living through the stock market study in school? Having lived amongst the affluent, would you say it's the most practical way to acquire wealth? In comparison, what are your thoughts on law?

I recently lost the ability to be NEET, but I may be able to go back to school soon. I figure I might as well aim high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913675
you are technically not going out, so a bit more not, than having social connections in MMO

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913682

>education

Education only gets your foot through the door. To actually be productive in the trading market, you need information.

Like I said earlier, I'm old school so I did everything with newspapers. I subscribed to three Japanese papers, international business publishers, etc. Reading the stock market everyday is half the battle. You need to understand and interpret world events.

If you're creative, you can try digging through TOR intel sites, but that might lead you into some legal trouble.

I hate to say it, but the amount of information I went through required some autism.


>practical way to acquire wealth

Be born into privilege. Be creative, always keep your ears open.

>law

No, don't major in law. Unless you:

- have contacts with a major law firm
- know exactly what you're going to do with your degree, like work for the state department, foreign affairs, MNCs

you're going to graduate broke and frustrated. Unemployed law graduates in the US is a major phenomenon that plagues every school.


If you're going to aim high, the best advice I can give you is to graduate with the highest GPA possible. Don't listen to the guys who say "hurr liberal arts enjoy being unemployed," there are plenty of opportunities for liberal arts majors if you graduate with a high GPA, and speak multiple languages fluently.

I guess you can go into business if you want, but like with liberal arts, learning a language will help you immensely with your career.

If you want to learn a European language, choose French. Don't bother learning anything else, because specific language markets are absolutely saturated.

Same with Japanese. You're better off choosing Korean, even Mandarin, but you need to be prepared to work your ass off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913745

You don't sound like a hikkikomori.

Are you a troll, Mr 42 year old otaku?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913751

There are many people who become hikkikomori later on in life.

It just happened to me, maybe it was part of a mid-age crisis, maybe I just wanted to immerse myself in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913751
No but really, it doesn't work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913761

What doesn't work like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913766
You don't have to have been a low functioning autist all your life to be a proper hikki.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm pretty much at a crossroads, I have two choices either I drop out of college and study only programming instead of all the other shit that comes with the path I've chosen. Or I continue, but then I have to actually try exceed in a corporate enviroment which I don't think I want or can. Right now I'm living completely solitary outside of classes and so far it is pretty comfortable, I don't like that I'm going to be in debt when I finish though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913745
What do you think about Forex? Have you ever tried it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913546


/jp/ is not your personal blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913824
And yet this is still better than anything on the front page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913807

No, I will never touch Forex with a 6' pole. I specialize in microeconomic trends.

You would need some serious intel and access to government level information to do well in Forex.

>>7913803

Programming is an excellent choice for the otaku lifestyle.


>>7913870

Don't be afraid to chime in if you're a fellow to the /jp/ lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913900
Well that's the question, as I'm currently living on government loans to study I will obviously have to get a career to pay the debt. The alternative would be to get a job and cut the studies down to programming only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913936

Do you need to study anything else to get a career in programming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913956
Not really, but these fucking degrees include so much bullshit, studying only programming I don't think I would get a degree.

[Anonymous No.]

After a period of gradual withdraw from society, followed by a stint as a home-security guard (i.e., my own), I finally pulled myself together, got into med-school.

Well, pulled myself together well enough to get in. I think my classmates realize something is really wrong though. I can grind my way through the exams ok, even when I'm depressed and mind is full of fuck (used to be monstrously strong in science when I was younger).

Problem is, what happens when I finally have to deal with patients and other professionals?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913963
Well, there are a lot of weirdos in medicine as far as I've heard from my stepfather who is a clinical pathologist. Which I guess would be a good field for you since it doesn't really involve patients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913972

Oh. Was the inheritance from your stepdad, or is he still around?

Been thinking about pathology. I hear there are more pathologists than pathology positions though, and the old guys stick around forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Im going to a 2 year college and have no idea what i want to do, im just doing basic classes... I kind of want to get into computers, is that a wise idea? I really have no passion for anything and i am afraid of doing something i hate for the rest of my life. wanted to be a artist when i was in high school but gave it up.. computers was my second interest. Sadly i am not good in math so i never had the guts to get into computer work. what are some classes i should take in college to do something in computers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913986
I'm not OP, yeah he's still alive. I don't know about America but where I live there's crazy demand for Pathologists, I mean cancer diagnostics and research are hot fields right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913988

Any higher degree in computers is a bad idea if you aren't good at math. Comp sci is essentially a math degree.


Since you're in a 2 year college, I suggest you study IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913592
>She was a zaibatsu-jou and I worked for her family's bank.
> I still do get alimony from my ex-wife for another 15 years
>Yes I'm from Japan.
>but I still won't be able to buy ANYTHING from Japan

I call bullshit. OP is a troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913900
>Don't be afraid to chime in if you're a fellow to the /jp/ lifestyle.

Dropped out of university despite having reletively good grades due to the stress / anxiety causing health problems, living as cheap as I can on what's left of my student loan and assistance from parents. Too afraid to get diagnosed with anything, so financial security is a problem.

Just lurking and taking an interest in, can't say I'm in a position to give anyone else advice bar the 'how do I live cheap' threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914012

There are plenty of Japanese expat communities in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914006
Thanks, I know all about needing to be good at math and such, thats part of the reason why i always stumble on if i want to go into it or not. Im pretty much lost in my life right now and feel like im going nowhere. Im too lazy to begin with and hate the idea of working and wasting my life, when i could be having fun in my every small life span.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913988
If you're not passionate about it, don't bother. There's two options you can take with comp related studies, you can take basic 'I fix broken shit' courses, or specialise.

The 'fix shit' courses tend to be pretty god damn simple, but you'll be stuck in a job that requires more social interaction and is generally looked down on by anyone doing a 'proper' course, as it's essentially a low level job.

Specialisation ones are stressy as hell, demand a LOT of work, some degree of math skill and can still end you in a socially dependent job, want to work making games? Enjoy needing to talk to the rest of your team, the modules you make sure as hell need to mesh with theirs properly.

It's a lot of work, if you're not passionate about it I'd be surprised if you lasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914012

pretty boring troll if OP is lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914019

That really sucks. I work in the oil sands in Fort Mac, AB every 3 years.

No education or experience needed, you just need to put your body through hell, and not spend your cash on hookers/cars/trinkets while you're up there.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a pretty good thread so far. Let's hope we get some more discussion going on tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

I dropped college, I couldn't take the anxiety. My prosopagnosia didn't help either. I couldn't recognize my classmates so I was always alone. Hell I couldn't even recognize the prof. Everyday was awkward, people would try to talk to me but I don't know if I know the guy so I just pretend and give vague answers. Everyday was hell.

Nowadays I program viral facebook apps. Not really a job I can be proud of but whatever. I can't really call it an easy job though since facebook's api sucks and tend to change frequently.

I tried to get into forex but it stressed the hell out of me.

[VIPPER No.]

Stop blogging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914119
How much did you make off the facebook apps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914150
>>7914124

So talking about yourself in relation to your hobby is now considered blogging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914133
It widely depends.
On disastrous days less than $10. (It rare but it happens.)
Last month It was around $400 a day.
There was a time where we earned around $1000 a day.
Note that it was a group effort, I only get 25% of the cut above.

No earnings this month, facebook patched the method we use.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when I said /jp/ was full of ronery threads?

I take that back. /jp/ is full of blog post threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914165
>So talking about yourself[...]is now considered blogging?

YES.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a large bot network and I sell my services to all kinds of people. 1000+ likes on whatever shit they posted on FB, WoW farming, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914172
What's your background in programming?
I've just started on a three-year programming and game design thing, but thinking I should ditch the game design and just go for programming. As it seems like terribly unprofessional and undeveloped field. The teacher (note, not professor) is a 20-something woman that misspells things in her powerpoints and makes shitty jokes constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914191
Except it isn't. Go post about your latest danmaku escapades and how much you love Saten, autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914196

A diploma in gaming design is almost like a hobby degree.

Employers look at the portfolio, not education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914216
Except it is. Go to /soc/, or better yet, post about it on another chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914225
Yeah that's what it seems like, reminds one of animation or art except far less practical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914172
That is impressive. I'm in grad school for electrical engineering and I'm seriously thinking about dropping out. My supervisor's expectations for my thesis are ridiculous.

I can program in c/c++,mathlab, verilog, vhdl, assembly and other circuit related stuff. Most of my experience is targeted towards hardware.

How did you get started? links to forums/books would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914196
I dropped out of comsci. I started dabbling in programming on DOS 6.22 using QBasic back in elementary school.
To be honest the best way to learn programming is to program yourself.

Don't expect to learn much programming from college courses.

>>7914193
I'm interested, do you have an email or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914226

There is no other 4chan board that can relate to this culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914268

Why would you be interested in WoW gold and FB likes -_-

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914172
That is impressive. I'm in grad school for electrical engineering and I'm seriously thinking about dropping out. My supervisor's expectations for my thesis are ridiculous.

I can program in c/c++,mathlab, verilog, vhdl, assembly and other circuit related stuff. Most of my experience is targeted towards hardware.

How did you get started? links to forums/books would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914269
Go post it on 4ch or whatever.

That place is slow, so at the very least you can read it on the future and get embarrased at your own posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914286
I'm not that guy but a site I find helpful in practicing programming is Project Euler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914283
Maybe even /lounge/.

Anywhere but here, please. And don't complain idiotically about topics that should be discussed here. It's like complaining about the excess of technology threads on /g/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914196
Make a galge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914292
Read the rules?
They say:
>/jp/ All things otaku welcome!
So fuck you and your interpretation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914286
this is me.
>>7914193
I'm also interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914302
So you arrived here yesterday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914310

I'm sure it's in moot's interpretation that discussing otaku culture is perfectly acceptable on /jp/.

>not anime
>not vidya
>not science
>not soc
>not int

This is the only board on 4chan to talk about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914310
That's a real great rebuttal, it still doesn't say:
>/jp/ touhou and eroge ONLY.
You people whine when people discuss anime and video games too. Ironically touhou, VN and eroge are all VIDEO GAMES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914322
And even then, anime and videogame threads are leaps and bounds better that these sort of threads.

Hell, even shitposts are better than this.

I can only wonder why the fuck do you think we care about your shitty lifestyle. Aren't you idiots supposed to be non-caring about your social status?

[Anonymous No.]

Can the people bitching not just fucking hide this thread like everyone else with a brain that doesn't find it /jp/ related? Go report all the image dumps / homu threads and other shitposting. At least this has some merit in being here, though I don't particularly agree with /jp/ - blog culture.

Fuck me, I thought you were better than this /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914286
How I started programming? See >>7914268
As for how I started into the fb app thing, I got recruited into it.
I refused initially but caved in after a few months.

FB apps are mostly written in PHP.
I learned php from the official docs. It's easy if you know C since it has a similar syntax.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

I wish I could be a hikki. Acting like a normal person while not being one is too tiresome.

And I knew I had to keep some cyanide before the government changed the possession law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914330
Well that's your opinion, there's nothing inappropriate or off-topic about this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914335
>Acting like a normal person

This is like people who get turned on by dicks calling themselves heterosexual. Nobody "acts" normal. If you have the ability to appear normal... Guess what? You're normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913546
Use up all your money until you are forced to work in order to maintain life.

[Anonymous No.]

You can't be serious. I mean, sure, I'd like to dick around for the rest of my life too, but come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914269
Go to Tohno then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914373

I don't think you belong on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914378
And this shit does? Do you think because you're an "otaku" means it's okay for you to be like this? Is this what you think an "otaku" is?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>7914361
I do not agree.

A pervert doesn't stop being one even if he hides it from everyone else.

That's what acting is, to pretend to be something you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914381
Does it matter whether anyone thinks its "okay" to be like this or not? For one, you're going to die someday and no one's going to give a shit whether you did your best or not.

[Anonymous No.]

can some of you tell me what you've done with your lives so i can make sure to not follow in the same path.

no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914388
Step 1.

Post on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

THIS THREAD WAS LINKED FROM /a/ ABORT ABORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914388

Social anxiety disorder just sometimes "come" to you. It's a mental disorder that can happen to anyone....

including you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914393
I seriously doubt most people on /jp/ have that, even if they do you can overcome it if you really want to. I can interact with people just fine, I just don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914388

Yes.

Posting on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914388
If you've come to 4chan, it's already too late. Welcome to the party.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>7914391
I knew random people would start freaking out once they saw the number 42.

Who cares about that; just let people enjoy their thread in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914386
Aren't you going to care? Do you honestly not care how your life will turn out? I mean, you're thinking ahead about like 70 fucking years. A little foresight is nice, but what about now? What the fuck are you going to do now? Are you seriously just going to waste your life because you are going to die many years from now? Are you that disconnected from the present and reality? I'm just going to stop posting, after all, I'm going to die in a couple years anyways. Enjoy your thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914388
Went to school, acquiring a pretty good grade in English. You've managed to dodge that judging by your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913745
>Same with Japanese. You're better off choosing Korean, even Mandarin

Your age is showing.
Mandarin is slated to be the heavily over saturated language, especially with most Chinese businessmen of any worth learning English.
Japanese might have been saturated, a decade or two ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914408
Well, it is the answer to life, universe and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

You're a very knowledgeable and interesting person, it's nice hearing you talk about the finical world, OP.

Sorry about all the lousy posters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913546
are u good at mmo-rpg?
are u know how to run a bot?
if yes, mmo-rpg can make a ton of money.
sell game item in real life, sell game money for real money, ETC.

[Anonymous No.]

You're a very knowledgeable and interesting person, it's nice hearing you talk about the financial world, OP.

Sorry about all the lousy posters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914410

Has it changed that much already?

I would never have imagined Mandarin to pick up so quickly in the West, it's still extremely hard to learn. Not to mention how it's very difficult to learn English as a Chinese person in China. The ESL scene is still pretty fresh in Shanghai/Beijing, last I knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914415
You're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914424
Do you feel safe when you berate people on the Internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914419

I don't program the software, I only provide the hardware.

And I'm not OP, I'm the guy who runs bots.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>7914412

That was a sick post dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914415
>I'm just going to stop posting
Yes, you should do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914433
You feel safe berating peoples lifestyle's, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914451
I'm not the same poster, he really did stand by his word and is not a part of this conversation anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914404
>even if they do you can overcome it if you really want to

Then you might not have it. I could 'act' well enough to get through a day at college / university. I spent a few years mute, I then spent the last year and a half in college talking to a few of the guys who were normals through and through, enjoyed football, drinking and going out and a few normalfag video games. I could deal with that though most the time it was just bitching about the work we had to do etc, my topics of conversation were limited.

Over the years I started getting chronic stomach pains, insomnia, nervous ticks and spasms down my right arm, odd little bumps appearing on my arms and legs that looked like an allergic reaction, hot flushes and periods of loss of vision with ringing in my ears, feels like you're going to faint. I eventually dropped out. Took months for those symptoms to fade.

Not everyone can just magically 'man up' and deal with social anxiety, at least not without causing other problems.

That said, I'm sure there are people who have just dealt with it, but I don't think it's a universal case of 'man up'.

I expect a bunch of bad troll replies due to the /a/ crosspost, but eh, thought I'd post that.

[Anonymous No.]

Who posted this on /a/...

This is why we can't have nice things

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914468
They sprinkled life to this shitty thread.

And it wasn't even good in the first place. It still is a blog post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914420

There are many websites that talk about this kind of stuff and it's better than 4chan (actual sources, references, etc.)

A/T on Somethingawful is surprisingly good since it has a veteran presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914482
Its unfortunate that you have to pay for an account, but it keeps retards away I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914461

>but I don't think it's a universal case of 'man up'.

cop-out because you're mentally weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914482
Thanks anon, I didn't know something awful had a business and finance board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914461
What I was saying is that there is effective treatment for those that actually WANT to socialize but can't.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow you guys really are this pathetic.

I'd take /b/ over /jp/ any other day.


love from >>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914510
>treatment

That's the key word. Panic disorder and other related disorders never go away, they are just controlled. Even so, some often have attacks, me included. Luckily, I haven't had one in a couple of months.

Saying "man-up" isn't going to cut it. Its like going up against a tiger and not being shaken up. It's impossible to do, despite what you see in the movies. You can either chose to stay or run away. Even if you fight, you still have emotions running through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914524
/soc/ has no actual content in their board.

It's superficial trash. You can find better quality discussions in youtube comments

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914547

>You can find better quality discussions in youtube comments

LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914524
You should have just said you were from /b/. The only board worse than that it /soc/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914524
/soc/, camwhores the the idiots who give them attention calling others pathetic? That's the funniest thing I've seen on 4chan in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913900
I disagree, I'm doing alright just using technical analysis. I try to avoid trading news at all costs so I don't have to do much in-depth research (I'm hardly an economist let alone an avid learner. I'm just lazy though not lazy enough to rely on crappy EAs, manual trading is the way to go). Other than that I lose about 70% of all trades but I still make about 50 pips on average per week. I only trade mini and microlots though, maybe that's why I am able to stomach my losses. If I didn't, I would have quit a LONG time ago especially since I did horribly at first. I'm thinking about scaling up soon but right it's more of a hobby that pays decently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914501
It's not a cop-out.

You can't just stand up and claim 'hey, I'm not a hiky anymore' then go out and have a perfect life from that point forward.

I have said it before and I will repeat myself, it takes years of little improvements to make significant changes that will last a lifetime.

If anyone is serious about this condition, and want to end it, they should seek professional help first, at the very least, to know where the fuck to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914547
Thanks for reminding me that /soc/ exists.

Time to find a new site to visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914524
>>>/soc/7626793
>23:21
You couldn't even wait to make that post until after you made the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913745
Dude, FUCK you.

I learned conversational Japanese in 6 weeks. You make it sound like it's not worth the effort.

America isn't what it was in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.]

ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914568
How much do you earn per week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914573

I'm the one who made that thread for everybody on /soc/ to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914576

Learning a language purely because you want to advance your career is rarely a good idea.

The best gratification comes in the fact that you can

- related to other people in your second language
- learn about the culture
- feel good about being a polygot

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913546
Your wife pays you money like its child support?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH just fucking kill yourself

how can you even live with that

You are 42 with no job and your wife supports you. Thats worse then a homeless person

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914582

I think you're envious of the fact that OP is basically living the life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914584
You think knowing a mere two languages puts you on the level of a true polygot like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914408
Except they didn't.

The hell are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914592

Second language always means languages other than your mother tongue.

It's retarded to say "French is my second language, German is my third language" and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914582

Butthurt femanon detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914408
>>7914600

Yeah Zunbar what the hell are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914487
Actually, you have to be pretty retarded to pay to use a forum.

It's most certainly the ridicule and vitriol that balances the stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914423
It's in the process of changing.
Since it takes a few years to fully grasp a language, you need to look in advance

People are learning Chinese like they did Japanese in the past, and as they did Russia and German, and even French. People learn the language of the next up and coming nations. People will probably be trying to learn Hindu or Portuguese in the next decade.

Anyway, Japanese is still viable to learn, especially hobby wise. And it's not saturated in the slightest now. Learning a language solely for business purposes is silly anyway. Business skill and experience is more important if you care about opportunity. Companies will teach you a language if you need to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914608

>butthurt

Spoken like a true /a/sshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914591
>I think you're envious of the fact that OP is basically living the life.

Not that anon, I'm from /a/ and I definably am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914579
How has it felt shitting up /jp/ all week by linking it from other boards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914577
On average, about 150-200$USD. Sometimes I have crappy days and it's less than $100/wk, lowest week was like $45. Highest in a day I've earned, $80. It's doesn't look great but I'm only trading minilots and microlots. If I traded standard lots I could technically 10x the gross income (not including spreads and other fees). Thing is I would need at least 100k minimum, 200k to be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914623

Why is it retarded? The forums are heavily moderated, and plenty of quality discussion goes on without the stupid memes that plague 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914601
You clearly don't understand English, so fuck you and your blatant abuse of logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914629
The moderators are old, arrogant manchildren who cannot distinguish fun anymore.

See: slowbeef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914618
The thing about Hindi is that most Indians actually learn English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914627

How would you like to do the honors of linking this thread to /v/?

[Anonymous No.]

>fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914641
Sorry, I'm competent enough to troll /jp/ into the ground by myself. I'm not a derelict pussy who needs an army to fight against the NEETs and hikkis.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>7914648
You are dead to me after Red Alert 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914639
You're right. They have stupid SA memes.

>>7914639
Yeah, slowbeef is a pseudointellectual and an egomaniac. It's control freaks like him that enabled the idea of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914646
Most people in this decade use English as a universal language of sorts.

It's a phonetic, modern language that is relatively easy to learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914641
I was out at /soc/ and /a/, /v/ is overkill.

Please, just let the thread die rather than having them spam it to the front page with their inability to use sage properly. I'd rather some more touhou image dumps took up the front page than a bunch of normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914658
>than a bunch of normals.

Oh, fuck off.
You deserve to have this on the front page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914658

>rather have touhou dumps

We always have touhou dumps anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914673
YES, more of these please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914665
Not wanting /soc/ shitting up /jp/ offends you?

In case you didn't notice, we've became quite adept at shitting on the floor here without your assistance.

Please, just go back to work or whatever it is you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914681
>In case you didn't notice, we've became quite adept at shitting on the floor here without your assistance.

Yes, I noticed.

For instance, this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914673
We can manage more.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry people are always eager to give you grief, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913601
Someone hasn't read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914633
I see, that's less than I thought.
FB app anon here, I was thinking of moving to forex since I'm getting tired playing cat and mouse with FB.
I guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914683
/jp/ can't have nice things because its browsers don't have personalities.

Fuck, /a/'s juvenile as hell, but at least we have a sense of humor. Why do you think moot hates /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914705
And you seem to have rest it as if you just read it yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914691
I don't know what to point out first, that this thread is obvious shit or that it includes you to some extent.

I'm struggling to see what you were trying to point out bar the obvious with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914711
>/jp/ can't have nice things because its browsers don't have personalities.
That's because you won't leave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914655
Actually, if it wasn't for a lifetime of being subjected to English cartoons, I'm thinking that even Japanese would be easier to learn.

Seriously? Homophones? Homonyms? Silent sounds? What are you, some kind of hipster prick?

Non-native English speaker here, btw, so I know what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914711
>Why do you think moot hates /jp/?

He wants to give the impression he didn't make 4chan for anime porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914720
Not quite sure what you're getting at here but okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914722

See what I mean internet? They can't even make a proper comeback either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914717
Yes, it includes me.

I tried to stop it, but you guys insisted on having this shitty thread. AGAIN.

Well, the time has come around that you'll have to deal with this garbage on the front page. I hope you all have learnt your lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914726
Every language has bullshit grammar to some degree.

PS: You're a bad liar.

[Anonymous No.]

weaboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914735
He means you're talking about HGttG as if it were news.

Grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914731
Sorry, let me remake that post.

>>7914711
>its browsers don't have personalities.

Yes, I noticed.

For instance, you.

[castiel !C.Z5K.oPig No.]

/SOC/ IS AWESOME, POST ABOUT IT THERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914751
You already lost your window, chump. Proper comebacks are all about timing.

On the plus side, you can always kill yourself if you don't like what you're reading.

[Anonymous No.]

Career advice thread?

What do you guys think of this.
>Speak Eng and Jap
>Get CPA in US
>Get 5 or so years of work experience in US
>Get Japanese CPA (公認会計士)
>Find work at Japanese firm or Gaishikei (preferable)

I'm still scared because the job market is so shitty and it's probably only getting worse from here on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914732
k, guess I'll go make some breakfast and read some more Brothers Karamazov then.

Enjoy bumping this shitfest.

[Anonymous No.]

Sadly, this is the most entertaining thread on /jp/ right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914767
>you can always kill yourself if you don't like what you're reading.

Are you being ironic on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914767
>comebacks
Are you 13?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914792

>Dostoevsky

Why are you even here

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914800
I'm 15, chump. What are you gonna do about it? Brb making a thread on /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914802
Uncultured swine.

[Anonymous No.]

>106 sages
I love you /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914836

I know, that's more than regular /jp/ threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw this whole entire thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914836
That isn't enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914849

Get that Zelda shit out of /jp/, we don't play Western games here

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914849
Misusing quotes and using "mfw" at all?

Get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914849

Get out.

>>7914851
>Zelda
>Western

You too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914857
you sound a bit pooper perturbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914849
>posting weeaboo pictures

sage for not /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914863
>"buttthurt"
>posting hats

oh wow you're really from /v/ aren't you

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914871
>getting angry at a reaction image
/jp/ really is easily angered isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914871
I know you're trying to help, but your greentext isn't helping either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914877

Are you implying that quoting others with greentext isn't proper usage?

[Anonymous No.]

>Having some pride myself

>mfw a fat, middle aged weeaboo thinks he has any pride

>>7914875
Wouldn't you be irritable too if you were as pathetic as most of this board?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Fucking blog and people are really encouraging this?
What the fuck?
Fucking meido do your job.

>I still do get alimony from my ex-wife for another 15 years
Might as well just kill yourself dumbshit.
Not your blog etcetc. Reported with 10proxies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914883

The janitor is not a meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914880
The
>"butthurt"
was fine, but
>posting hats
isn't /jp/.

For future reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914886
And you're not Japanese. So why are you here? Don't you know the Japanese hate people like you? Hell, any rational western individual would hate you too.

Everyone hates you. So why are you still here?

Pic related, it's you, except with your little girly Japanese cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>/v/
>blogshit

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is full of goofballs

[Anonymous No.]

>bills are being paid with no effort
>just staying home reading VNs and fapping all day
the fuck are you complaining about

[Anonymous No.]

>120 sages
>spending 2 hours saging a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914898

Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914904

Get out of /jp/.

[YukariBRo !!QK+iFu+0kBo No.]

quality thread

[Anonymous No.]

Someone posted the thread on /v/ because /v/ likes to have people more pathetic than themselves to laugh at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7913546
Why did did you quit daytrading in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914904
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914904
>2011
>Being a MAD AS HELLL KIMCHI

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914908
At least I'm not 42 and unemployed.

Also, at least I'm not a weeaboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914911
tl;dr

Is everyone on /jp/ as autistic as this anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914916

>not identifying copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914904

I don't think you understand, Anon. Sage is not an insult on /jp/. It's just done when you don't want to bump the thread with your post

Now please leave. This thread was quite pleasant until all the /v/irgins and f/a/gs started stinking up the place

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914916
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914923
Sorry, I'm not some aspie who remembers every little detail of every little thing I read.

I know it's hard for you to understand normal people since you have lol autism, but goddamn

>>7914927
>WAAHHH OTHER PEOPLE ARE MEAN TO ME AND ME PATHETIC LIFESTYLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914924

Exactly. We should make /jp/ a hidden board immune from linking...

Let use hikki in peace

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!


>>7914913
>MAD KIMCHI doing exxxactly what my nigga said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914924
>This thread was quite pleasant until all the /v/irgins and f/a/gs started stinking up the place

Sup, crossboardshitposter guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914924
>This thread was quite pleasant until all the /v/irgins and f/a/gs started stinking up the place
This thread and the previous thread is started by those dumbshit.

Exhibit A
Hurr durr I am having a summer holiday, I am hikkimori and a NEET.

Exhibit B
Bawwwwww I just got divorced, I am unemployed and old.

These type of people need to fuck off. I didnt come to /jp/ to read about people whining about their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914934
>This thread and the previous thread is started by those dumbshit.
Yeah, it can't possibly have anything to do with the kind of people this board attracts, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914932
>MAD as MADFUCK Kimchi being wack near me

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914932
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there just to bring your life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to the cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn on all the lights in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're gonna start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when being put under in the operating room is me, hovering above you dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing hell. It's too late to save yourself but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell. Population: you.

[Anonymous No.]

sage

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914933

I have a confession.

I'm the OP of the original hikki thread.

I also samefagged in this thread.

I posted these

>>>>/v/111390463
>>>>/a/55096669

I never post in /jp/ at all, I thought it was amusing to make funny threads on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

why is /jp/ always so bitchy

Saging this thread is acceptable but bitching over every single thing is fucking ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914934
And yet you obviously did, people who can't use a 'hide' function are far more of a problem than these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914361
Nope. Think about what you just posted...

Then punch yourself in the dick, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914934

You're also part of the problem by not hiding threads.

I myself enjoy these threads because I can relate to OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Calm down, /jp/.

You're full on mad right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914934
/jp/ related stuff is mostly escapism media, of course you'll have to deal with a lot of whining autists.

As for me, I'm pretty fucked, I sometimes want to blog about my life but there's no way I can get good advice from you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914945
I thought it was a little strange OP went out of his way to address people who would question his lifestyle, when nobody actually from /jp/ would question it, and thus nobody actually from /jp/ would be so defensive about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' itt
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914936
Not our fault other people want to and try to be hikkimori or some hardcore otaku just to fit in.
We are just too cool and edgy for them.
They gotta start collecting their yellow color liquid bottle first before coming to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914945
>I'm the OP of the original hikki thread.
>I also samefagged in this thread.
>I posted these

Holy shit, those revelations. You are one crafty motherfucker. Can we get an archive on this shit? G*d damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914957

He probably said that because of the original hikki thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914962

Not so much crafty, nobody just dared do it/put an effort into it.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorroww
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914955

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914962

Hope you were being sarcastic, everybody knows /jp/ is the easiest board to troll.

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You sec tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914919
>>7914925
>>7914937
>>7914939
>>7914959
>>7914973

Do you have all of this saved somewhere? It sure is lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914955
>want to blog about my life
>escapism media
>I can get good advice from you faggots.
Fucking wannabe normalfag detected.
Unlike you faggots, I enjoy the media because I genuinely like it and not using them as a softener because I am a loser in real life.

Go be a normalfag elsewhere loser.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at ''em
I make a movie out 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>>>/jp/7910458

Never change

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga my gun go off!!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914994

- Spend 10 hours photoshopping 50 cent faces onto copypasta material
- You're the only one who uses it

[Anonymous No.]

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya homies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914996
>Wack Kimchi points out the obvious

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, I thought going to sleep would fix those bad threads. Didn't I tell you guys? Never reply to "i wanna be a hikki" threads, they will always, ALWAYS become shitstorms.

If you wanna be one, good for you, but it's still blogging that nobody really cares about. Make a blog instead, like all sensible people with a craving for attention-whoring have done.

>Now we still don't know!

And knowing is half the battle!

JAY PEEEE EYE JOOOOOE

[Anonymous No.]

>>7915018

The difference is that the OP is a 42 year old hikki who lives on alimony and inheritance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7914984
But I don't give a shit about your life, I'm talking about the target public. Of course I genuinely like it, and most people here do, but entertainment is escapism by definition, especially one that is full of stuff like slice of life moege. If you don't want to realize that then you're a retard in denial.

And what the fuck, I was half joking when I said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7915018
But that's not what OP is doing.

Besides, people who can't hide threads should get out of /jp/. Hide and ignore, suddenly it's not your problem and you can go on to combat bigger threats like
>>7915013

[Anonymous No.]

>>7915030
Irrelevant, the outcome will always be the same.

With that said, I'∴∵∴∵∴ll∴∵∴∴∵∴∵∴b∴∵∴∴∵∵∴e∵∴∴∵∴∴d∵

[Anonymous No.]

>>7915058
Those threads never get any replies while thread like this attracts the worse of the worst from /a/ /v/ and etc thinking that it is a status symbol to be a hikki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7915099

Get out

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wonder why do I even bother coming here every day.
/jp/ is pretty much over already, but I can't leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7915101,1
You've been saying that for three years. Maybe it's time for an intervention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7915101,1
Because your're here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7915101,1
/jp/ is like always, I don't know what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>living on inheritance money
>Having some pride myself, I'm not ready to pirate manga, VN and other entertainment goods.
I smiled IRL. Cool story, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

Another opportunity to flame people lost because I decided to take some hours off /jp/.

Maybe I should just live here.