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How's your tea?

>> No.7903242

It's good. What'd you put in it?

>> No.7903251

It's g-good! Really, really good! C-can I go home now? It's been 3 days and my family is probably worried.

>> No.7903253

This thread made me realize that I warmed up some water over 10 mintues ago so I could have some tea.

>> No.7903256

Oh, it's fine thanks for asking. Though I don't much prefer fruit or flower teas as much as a nice bl- ACK--

>> No.7903259

Ma'am, stop resisting. You are under arrest for murder.

>> No.7903263
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>>7903256
Anyone else have any problems? No?

>> No.7903274

>>7903263
>>7903256
Disgusting fanon-oriented sadism.

>> No.7903276

I would be able to enjoy this tea properly if you would untie me, miss.

>> No.7903279

Hello, miss. Every time I come over, I have a lovely time. Ladies of such sophistication are hard to come by. Please, what is your secret to this tea? My tea never turns out so well. Except by accident.

>> No.7903286

Why do you insist on doing this to me, Yuuka?

>> No.7903288

W-why does it seem like all of the flowers are...

...watching us?

>> No.7903295

It's not tea, it's urine. I SAW you pee in it!

It's... it's actually good... ;_;

>> No.7903299

Honestly? Just ok. I've never been a tea person.

>> No.7903303 [SPOILER] 
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7903303

cold as HELL ice tea

>> No.7903308

Oh my God, Yuuka-san! This tea is so delicoius. Im so happy i could come by and have a drink. I always enjoy talking with you. Can we have oral sex after that?

>> No.7903310
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>>7903279
The secret ingredient is love~ But bad boys who try to escape get nothing ♥

>> No.7903312
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7903312

How's yours?

>> No.7903315

I can't drink tea without my arms.
Can I have at least one back?

>> No.7903325

>>7903256
>>7903276
>>7903295
>>7903310
>>7903315
This is why nobody likes you, Yuuka.

>> No.7903334

Did you use teabags again?

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>>7903308
Oral you say?

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>>7903334
You dont like my tea?

>> No.7903434

>>7903429
I never said I hated your tea, I said did you use teabags again or not.

I don't mind trying something differently, ya know.

>> No.7903438

I just want my football back, granny.

>> No.7903457

It is my fetish to get drunk and piss in Yuuka's garden, only to be caught by her and taken back to her house, where she will insert things into my anus while dripping hot candle wax onto my body as punishment.

>> No.7903465
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7903465

Sadists are best when they're being dominated.

>> No.7903477

>>7903457
She like to insert her sunflowers into intruders' anuses.

>> No.7903501
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7903501

Hello boy, did you lost something in my garden?

>> No.7903510

>>7903477
I'm shivering with ecstacy at the thought

>> No.7903580

>>7903501
I lost my detachable penis, can I have it back?

>> No.7903939

>>7903259
User was bludgeoned to death for this post.

>> No.7904403

>>7903457
That is not a fetish. That is a specific fantasy.

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