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7901436 No.7901436[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why do you want to eat cum?

>> No.7901438
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7901438

B-But I don't...

>> No.7901441

Lately I've been considering tasting my poop.

Because why not?

>> No.7901442

I don't. I only think about it while my libido is high.

>> No.7901451

>>7901441
>why not?

Because, unlike your piss, it's full of bacteria and unless you painstakingly sterilize for hours everything it touched, you're probably going to poison yourself and feel like shit for days.

>> No.7901453

Eating semen could be considered a way of life. It isn't right for everyone but for others it's all we know.

>> No.7901454

Today I'll do it. I'm going to eat my own cum.

> masturbate, ejaculate

Holy shit, what was I thinking?

>> No.7901457
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7901457

I always spit it out in the end of masturbation. This happened now 30-40 times i guess. In the beginning I'm always pretty determined in eating it all up, but the moment i cum i realize how pathetic this all is. Maybe i have to be drunken, than i would stop thinking and eat all properly up.

>> No.7901472

I've been eating my cum more or less over the past year or two months. It started with smelling it, to letting it funnel into my mouth from the paper I ejaculated on. I found that it became too watery and had a paper-like taste which wasn't very pleasant by doing it this way. I then moved on to cleaning what got between my fingers and then scooping what I could into my palm and licking that, but I always feel weird licking my hands like that so I stopped. With this method it was still warm and still thick, but was still kind of akward due to needing to clean my hands because my semen made them sticky. What I do now is lick off what gets on my hands when I cum, and then wipe off what gets on my stomach with a t-shirt. That way I get part of a fresh, warm load and still get to stain a t-shirt with semen. That t-shirt smells so lewd that I can't help but become aroused and get an erection when I smell it. The best is feeling this t-shirt's damnpess in the evening and knowing it's damn from the semen I wiped up a few hours prior.

>> No.7901474
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Once I cummed in my mouth. Then I looked into the mirror and saw the cum all over my face and felt a little gay.

>> No.7901482

>>7901472
Although the only downside to this is when I masturbate in bed and I don't have my t-shirt near me. When I stand up, the semen that was on my stomach slowly drips down.

I remember being surprised at the taste of my last ejaculation. It tasted surprisingly like some kind of dairy product. It wasn't as strong tasting like it normally is and was kind of sweet. I guess it's because I drank a half pint of thin chocolate ganache the night prior.

>> No.7901480

as soon as I cum I lose my will to try, I have tasted it before though

>> No.7901479

>>7901474
I once tried to jerk off. Then I looked down and saw a dick in my hand and felt a little gay.

>> No.7901485

Just eat someone elses cum, problem solved.

>> No.7901486

Once I accidentally came on my mouth (I expel jizz at extreme speeds) and didn't feel anything other than disgust.
Sorry /jp/.

>> No.7901487

>>7901482
apparently the secret is that fruit gives it a sweeter taste and meat gives it a bitter taste

so eat lots of fruit if you can

>> No.7901490

>>7901457
If you're just slightly drunk, the experience is no different. However, If you do it while completely wasted you'll instead wake up with dry, whitish spots around your mouth and chin, and the remorse will be double.

I'm thankful the horniness haven't been so great that I've actually went out and sucked a dick, because having that same feel but with someone else's semen slushing about at the back of your throat and a smelly mans dick balls deep in your mouth would be unimaginably emotionally horrendous.

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>>7901490

>omeone else's semen slushing about at the back of your throat and a smelly mans dick balls deep in your mouth

Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~

>> No.7901501

>>7901490
>having that same feel but with someone else's semen slushing about at the back of your throat and a smelly mans dick balls deep in your mouth would be unimaginably emotionally horrendous.
It's not so bad. Physically, it is rather unpleasant, but you don't feel much emotionally after a little while. Your brain just shuts off and you want it to be over.

>> No.7901514

>>7901503
Cool 3DPD thumbnail.

>> No.7901516

>>7901487
This. Fruit acids get metabolized into sugars.

Same with alcohol.

>> No.7901517

>>7901514

YOU are 3dpd.

>> No.7901540

>>7901487
>>7901516
I eat a lot of fruit so I guess that's why my cum doesn't taste as bad as I've heard cum is supposed to taste. It doesn't taste sweet though.

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