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Me:which 2hu would you fuck?
God:The small one, I think.
Me: aww yeah
God:Shucks.
Me: shucks?
God:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about existing reality he. But I did not get that.
Me: >alice >madotsuki.jpg
God:Um, Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me:yes.
God:I can't believe it.
Me: cry more nerd
God:How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me: how do you think I introduce myself?
God:I don't know what to think. How do people react to that kind of introduction?
Me: the fuck you mean with that nerd
God:What is your real name?
Me: ranger
God: It's good to meet you, ranger.
Me:it's good to be me.
God:Tell me about its good qualities.
Me: what
God:Are you surprised?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me:no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: no
God:
Are you serious?
Me: no
God:Are you serious?
Me: No.
God:Are you serious?

/jp/ related because is a japanese god.

>> No.7900892 [DELETED] 
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7900892

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

>> No.7900897

>>7900892
Me:
Nigga, my gun go off!!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
You see tha barrell turnin'
God:
I see. " How old are you?" barrell turnin ? I get it.
Me:
You feel tha hollows burnin'
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
Nigga, now you learnin'
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

>> No.7900909 [DELETED] 
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7900909

Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em

>> No.7900919 [DELETED] 
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7900919

Nigga, my gun go off!!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!!!

>> No.7900920

>>7900909
Me: Fuck boy you can see it to belie' it
God:Why are you using that kind of language?
Me: Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
God:Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me: Belie' me, it's easy
God:And easy is Belie you it.
Me: I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
God:Congratulations.
Me: Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
God:Are you gone stop huntin?
Me: Run-run till you're spun
God:Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:One shot, one gun
God:One what?
Me: One-9... 1-1, emergency
God: I see where you are coming from. One what?
Me: It's murder B
God:You're kidding. it is?
Me: It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha triggaNo mistake, for that cake
God:Are you sure it is?
Me: I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
God:I am glad to hear that you are hittin me and ya niggas.

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7900922

Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

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