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7896132 No.7896132 [Reply] [Original]

Hello again!

Let's try and keep this one nice and tame, okay?
We don't want to irritate the rest of /jp/.

>> No.7896134

/jp/ - some faggot's chat room

>> No.7896136
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hello Momoji how are you I am Lion from the Ushiromiya family....... I always dream about ponies and gensokyo~~

>> No.7896141

Reported.
Drop the roleplaying and then it won't irritate anyone.
If you would just try to make friends by acting like a pile of sugar towards lonely neckbeards then I could tolerate it though

>> No.7896142
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>>7896136
Well that's pretty girlish, I guess. I don't see why so many people dream of Gensokyo, it's not super interesting here.
Then again, I live here so I wouldn't be a fair judge.

>> No.7896144

Roleplaying goes to /Gaia/

>> No.7896145
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7896145

>You can't report posts because you are banned.

It's funny because I was doing something kinda similar.

>> No.7896147

Momiji, how do you feel about metal? And classical music for that matter?

http://soundcloud.com/orion16/dox-2

>> No.7896158

reported

>> No.7896160

today ended up indeed being better. went out to the store for a bit and then played luigis mansion all day

>> No.7896154
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>>7896147
I like classical music. Metal is a bit hard for me, but it's not all bad. Mastodon grates on my nerves.

>> No.7896166

>>7896154

I see.

>> No.7896167
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7896167

ITT: Roleplaying a made-up personality for a character who's only known trait is to bark at Aya.

>> No.7896169

>>7896167
>who's
I think you mean "whose" buttmaster

>> No.7896170
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>>7896160
Well that's good.
You don't need to do much, but as long as you're doing something, you should be fine.

>> No.7896187

So how are you today? Anything interesting happening?

>> No.7896208
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>>7896132

ALRIGHT! Momiji's back! I was afraid after Sunday you wouldn't be back..

>> No.7896218

Several Momijis were around yesterday, though their threads were quickly deleted.

>> No.7896224

>>7896218
I was a momiji for the first time yesterday~

>> No.7896239
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>>7896208
Well of course I'd come back.
I'm here every day.
>>7896235
I'm sure it would be hard to find a mean one.

>> No.7896235

>>7896224

Not mine... Though not unpleasant either.

>> No.7896248

>>7896235

But your always mean to me. It's a part of your charm though.

>> No.7896253

I can say though, when I did make the thread with
>That was disappointing
yesterday,
I could have done better.

>> No.7896254
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>>7896239

Momiji, I wish I can do this to you. <3

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>>7896254
I'd like that too, but make sure no one's watching or it might hurt my reputation as a guard.

>> No.7896261

>>7896260

Sure thing! Anything for you!

>> No.7896266 [DELETED] 

BTW Momiji, I think you should wear yukatas more often, they look nice on you.

>> No.7896273
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BTW Momiji, I think you should wear yukatas more often, they look lovely on you.

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>>7896266
I wear them at parties.
I can't really wear them casually.

>> No.7896274

>>7896271


LOL I forgot the pic and reposted it on >>7896273 but you have the same pic.

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>>7896271
>>7896273
...huh.

>> No.7896276

>>7896271
>>7896273

Freaky...

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>>7896303
Lewd images.

>> No.7896303
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7896303

Hey Momiji, what was in that magazine you saw that stunned you so?

>> No.7896310

>>7896260
Wouldn't chatting with humans over the internet hurt your image as a guard too?

>> No.7896308

>>7896303

Such a wonderful, manly jawline in this picture.

>> No.7896313
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7896313

Momiji is so wonderful. I'd love to hold her in my arms at night and have her tail wag against me as I spoon her.

>> No.7896315

>>7896313
not sure if want

>> No.7896317

Oh boy if Momiji was my waifu I'd rage pretty hard over these threads

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>>7896305

Care to go into detail?

>> No.7896330
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>>7896310
Well I'm not doing it in public, so it's fine.

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>>7896324
I'd rather not...

>> No.7896344
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>>7896330
You are such a good girl. Do you like being tickled behind the ears? That isn't too lewd is it...

>> No.7896342
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7896342

YAY! I caught me a Momiji!

>> No.7896343

/jp/ why is this sort of thread happening on here?

>> No.7896348

>>7896343
Would you rather we be shitposting in the /a/ spam threads, or maybe the chubby_flan threads?

>> No.7896349

>>7896343
Gaiafags came over, people took it easy and let them be.

>> No.7896355

>>7896305

BTW I forgot to mention how adorable you look embarrassed. <3

>> No.7896358

>>7896348
I'd rather you not be here at all. Is that so difficult?

>> No.7896362

>>7896348
I like you buttranger, we should DP Momiji. You know she wants it.

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>>7896344
That's not lewd at all.
>>7896355
Um, thanks.

>> No.7896373

>>7896343
masturbation > spam
Forgive me. I still reported though.

>> No.7896369

>>7896348
Yes.
They are the lesser of two evils.
If people start thinking that this kind roleplaying is okay then everything is lost

>> No.7896370

>>7896358
Since when has /jp/ been your personal blog? Oh that's right - since never. I'd like to see you leave aswell, but that's not likely to happen is it?

Take it easy~

>>7896362
That would be fun to try. I'd high-five you while doing it. But that's kind of lewd to talk about infront of such a lovely lady.

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Can I smell you today, Momiji?

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>>7896370
I don't think I want to talk to you any more...

>> No.7896385

Why the fuck is this thread still here? There should have been more than enough reports by now.

>> No.7896388

>>7896379

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>>7896379

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>>7896380
No, go away.

>> No.7896401

>>7896370
>Since when has /jp/ been your personal blog?
What are you even talking about? I've never made a blog post on /jp/ in my life. And even blogshit is better than RP, at least that actually happened to whoever.

Also, get out.

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>>7896370

Isn't /th/ in need of your particular brand of autism? Moreso, those posts last rather longer. At least post Momiji or touhou of your choice. It's just a themed image dump thread, after all.

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>>7896390
Maybe next time..

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>>7896389

>> No.7896411
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Hey Momiji, guard work can get kinda stale, especially if nothing happens right?

>> No.7896414

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.7896421

>>7896414
Finally

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>>7896403
Shut up, retard. I'm trying to get laid.

>>7896401
>/jp/ is not about X, /jp/ has always been about Y

>> No.7896418

>>7896414
Oh boy, here we go.

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>>7896411
Incredibly boring, but it's my job and I need to put forth an honest effort.
I find ways to kill the time, such as going to nice areas or talking to the kappa.

>> No.7896423,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>7896417
>>/jp/ is not about X, /jp/ has always been about Y

Is this some awkward form of trolling? Completely missing the point of every post, pretending it means something entirely different from what it actually means?
It's not enraging, it's just pitiable. How can you even survive with that level of reading comprehension? It's like you go outside, see a stop sign, and think "Well, I was never peeing in the street to begin with! So I can just ignore that."

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