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7893952 No.7893952 [Reply] [Original]

>Just finished watching Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Shampoo in only three weeks
>That feel when I am now a weeaboo, and I am ready to take the next step to becoming a full otaku
So whats the next step so i can join your franks?

>> No.7893954

So what should I do not /jp/? I want to become more Japanese.
I already joined my school's anime club, and I started reading a Full Metal Alchemist manga. (it reads from right to left so weird)
Whats next?

>> No.7893957

>>7893952
get shodan on jrm

>> No.7893958

>I am now a weeaboo, and I am ready to take the next step to becoming a full otaku

To be a true otaku, you have to piss into a bucket of bleach and take five good sniffs, one for every Great Deva of the Mountain

>> No.7893959

Some of my new friends in anime club are recommending i watch Naruto. I have heard of it a lot, and the characters look really kawaai

>> No.7893965

Get a dannychoo.com account

>> No.7893966

>>7893952
Watch all the UC Gundam series
Watch Initial D
Watch Area 88
Watch Hokuto no Ken

Play True Love, Nocturnal Illusion, Fate Stay/Night, Tsukihime, and the windows Touhou games.

That is just to start.

>> No.7893967

You stop watching anime all together and just video games.

>> No.7893968

your thread is going nowhere OP, might have been funny 10 years back

>> No.7893969

Summon your persona with a gun to the head.

Overcome your fear and pull the trigger. Only then you can you begin your ascent.

>> No.7893974

I started training with my Katana every day as well. It is a very cool weapon, and it cuts through thick wood very nicely.

>> No.7893976

Releasing emergency mittens!

Please evacuate this thread!

>> No.7893978

>>7893974
Nah. Musketry is where its at now. Nobunaga told me so himself.

>> No.7893982

But my biggest time pool is going into learning Kahnjay and drawing anime on my notepad.

>> No.7893991

You have to make a thousand shitposts on /jp/ before you are truly one of us.

>> No.7893996

I also read in my World History book about the history of the Japanese, which sparked my interest in becoming one of them
Curse my heritage

>> No.7893998

but japan hates otakus.

>> No.7894000

Why would Japan hate otakus.
We just want to be just like them, and I literally worship the ground that Japanese people walk on

>> No.7894005

You're getting tiring OP.

>> No.7894011

Start posting in /a/'s Persona threads, seeya later, OP!

>> No.7894017

>>7894000
you know shit about japan, fag. Most japanese people hates otaku. They are for them padophiles and unsocial faggots who never get girlfriend. And dont mistake an otaku with common guy who reads manga in train. Also Japan in anime, characters in anime are fictional. Japan is alot more like any other country but with more busy and maybe little more nice people. most of you otaku begginers thinks that when you go to Japan all girls will be like "kyaaa" seeing you, and theyll be talking about manga all the time giving you nicey smile and "nyan" in every word.

>> No.7894024

>>7894017
Nooo.... why are you doing this? You're destroing my dreams!!!!!

>> No.7894032

porn, lot and lots of porn

>> No.7894039

>>7894024

If you ever go to japan just stay in Akihabara for your entire trip.

>> No.7894049
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>>7894017

>They are for them padophiles and unsocial faggots who never get girlfriend.

Cool projection, bro.

>> No.7894071

You must now either fuck children or watch Gundam SEED: Destiny.

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OP sitting at his desk, sniggering into his hand, thinking: 'Oh my god, these clowns are actually falling for it! Bet they're so mad! I'd love to see the looks on their faces when they read the bit about Naruto!'

>> No.7894106

shit thread

>> No.7894140

Cut your wrists, dry the blood, snort it.

>> No.7894808
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>>7893952
Kisama.

>> No.7894850

>>7894000

trips final word

>> No.7894854

>>7893952
i was considering watching cowboy beebop again :D i keep watching the fight scenes with vincent on youtube lol. but yea gotta wathc all the episodes and movie again. :) when my gf comes back from overseas. i'll make her watch itto introduce her to anime. OR ELSE :)

>> No.7895029

>>7894854
>when my gf comes back from overseas.

Normalfag detected. Only an idiot would purposely try to become one of us. You become one of us because you have no choice.

>> No.7895071

>>7894854
hi squidi

>> No.7895083

Are you wearing your kimono out every day OP?
That's how I started down my path. I also bowed for greetings, pretty surreal huh?

>> No.7895151

Best thread on /jp/.

I'm NOT OP by the way. Nope. I don't care what you think, it's just not true. I said it once and I'll say it again; I'm not OP.

Anyway, this is probably the best thread on /jp/ right now.

>> No.7895171

>>7895151
I'll agree this is the squidiest thread right now.

>> No.7895176

OP is a GIANT HUGE FAG ASS NEWFAGGOT
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE YOU DUMB SUBHUMAN TRASH THAT ACTS LIKE HE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT TRUE OTAKU CULTURE FUCKING SHIT
GOD I HATE FAGGOTS LIKE OP I WISH IT WAS 2006 AGAIN GOLDEN DAYS OF 4CHAN NOT THIS STUPID GAIA ONLINE SHIT
ALSO ITS SAMURAI CHAMPLOO NOT SHAMPOO YOU FUCKING RETARD
WHY CANT MOOT BAN EVERYONE WHO DOESNT LURK FOR 3 YEARS??
MODS=SHIT

>> No.7895185

>>7893952
Subtle. I give it a 5/10.

>> No.7895190

>>7895176
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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This thread is now officially Squidified.

>> No.7895205

>>7895176
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

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