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Dammit /jp/. Everytime my parents talk about donating money to the earthquake relief fund for China I always think of Hong Meirin. If they made her the campaign girl for the relief fund I'm sure they would raise billions of dollars and everyone would fap deliciously at the same time.

>> No.789316

Both Chinas suck.

>> No.789323

Man I have family over there and I wouldn't even think about sending over a goddamn cent. China has money, they can fend for themselves.

>> No.789318

>>789310
I second this motion.

>> No.789319

I donate my sperm to China's earthquake relief fund.

>> No.789321
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>>789316

>> No.789320

lol great.
Call me when you'll make a Website worth for fapping @ the pics.

>> No.789322

I think you don't have any parents. Enjoy your donating.
Alone.

>> No.789326

What do they do with all the money they make off of us, anyway?

>> No.789327

>>789323
Lousy mooching Chinks, amirite?

>> No.789332

>>789328
And one sick fucker's left testicle.

>> No.789328

This is a good idea. But only weeaboos would actually respond to the ad. And all that would be donated would be Gigs of doujins. And porn pix.

>> No.789330

>>789326
Buy cigarettes and smoke themselves a big fat tumor.

>> No.789331

>>789326
Same as what people in New Orleans did with the billions they got
Give it out to niggers on debit cards and they go spend it on TVs and guns

>> No.789336

>>789327
Just remember, they laughed during 9/11. Hard.

>> No.789337

how do I adopted orphan chinese loli?

>> No.789343

>>789337
If your a single white male living alone then there is no chance in hell

>> No.789358

>>789336
Are you bullshitting again Tibetfag?

>> No.789349

>>789336
Then again, so did I. At least when the Benny Hill music started.

>> No.789350

>>789337
Adopt one from Ukraine. If you are single all you have to be is over 25

>> No.789354

>>789343
it worked for yotsuba.. damnit i would be good to my chinese loi

>> No.789360

>>789354
Me too. I'd let her out of the cage every month.

>> No.789364

>>789349
Oh ok, Yeah that was pretty funny.

>> No.789363

>>789354
I guess you could find a desperate woman who would willing to vouch as your wife for a sum of money so you could adopt a loli.

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Mmmmmm...if only the real China looked and acted like Touhou China...then I would actually give a damn about it

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China is a drunkard

>> No.789436

>>789430
HOLY PENIS IT'S HONG MEILING, MASTER OF THE LOOPY FIST!

>> No.789438

>>789389
They do need to get beaten up more often.

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>> No.791058

I'd donate semen to Meiling's ovaries, if you know what I mean.

>> No.791064

Posting in a China/earthquake thread to remind that Anonymous, wherever he is, that I am still expecting him to deliver on that excellent VN idea he had.

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