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>at the gym
>about to bench new personal best
>remember shitpost i saw on /jp/
>start lulzing uncontrolably
>lose grip on bar
>lulz so hard i piss myself
>spotter sees piss spraying from shorts runs away
>bar falls on neck choke and die with soiled shorts

Has this happened to anyone else?

>> No.7892966

I know that feel

>> No.7892976

>browse /jp/
>see greentext thread
>OP pic is not Kurisu
>get up, go to local maid cafe instead
>phone rings, mail received
>it was from yesterday, from John Titor
>don't bother, proceed to maid cafe
>maid cafe, take a seat
>cute maid takes order
>tell her she's Mayuri
>but she's not
>rage so hard I became Daru-nyan
>dick is hard, is 13 inches
>lift up her skirt, see goodies
>she has a dick
>lose boner, get back home
>put my head inside the microwave
>be unconscious
>wake up, something's weird
>I AM a trap
>but then I am being fucked by Daru-nyan

>> No.7892978

No becaue am too shy to go to the gym.

But I do workout at home.

>> No.7892987

>>7892952
I heard of that happening to someone. Apparently you should have a nice piss before benching. What the fuck is this doing here though? Off to >>>/fit/ with you.

>> No.7893210
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>> No.7893233

>bench

>> No.7893257

>at the gym

>> No.7893263

Happens to me all the time

>> No.7893265
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A day in the life of ZUNbar

>> No.7893262

>>7892952
>>bar falls on neck choke and die with soiled shorts


The fuck are you doing?

>> No.7893266

>pressing on the curl bench

>> No.7893277

>>7892987
>what is this doing here
What isn't it doing here? Do you even lift?

>> No.7893280
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>>7893262
Gironda style bench press.

Probably my favorite lift that hits the entire chest. Try it out one day. Here's random instructions from google:

http://www.romanfitnesssystems.com/blog/three-awesome-exercises-for-well-developed-chesticles

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Do you even lift?

>> No.7893292

>>7893280
Why not just do dumbbell bench press?.

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