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Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:46:50 2011 No.7890510 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine this
Your favorite Touhou meets you. However, she thinks you're an enemy, and beats the shit out of you. Excruciating pain, near dead, until she snaps out of it and realizes your feeble attempts at standing or even dragging your blood soaked body away from danger is fear of death, not an attempt to throw her off.
She immediately begins to apply first aid to you, and once you're stable, she brings you back to her places and over the course of a few months, nurses you back to health. You share a few stories and talk to her, giving her nothing but forgiveness when she cries at what she's done. She eventually falls in love with you as she brings you back from the brink of death.
Which touhou would you want to share this fantasy with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:47:49 2011 No.7890517 uncle mugen

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:47:49 2011 No.7890516 Ur mom lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:49:49 2011 No.7890527 >>7890510 suck my cock dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:50:18 2011 No.7890539 I want to share this fantasy with lady Eirin I will never share this fantasy with lady Eirin ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:50:49 2011 No.7890534 >>7890517 Why does it sound like the best idea ever. He'll eventually teach you about his techniques.

>>	Yama !XanaDuh0e2 Mon Sep 19 13:51:20 2011 No.7890544 File: 99 KB, 850x1003, Cirno - Frustrated -S.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7890517 Take your hands off Uncle Mugen!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:54:20 2011 No.7890557 >>7890527 Only if you're an old half ghost magical samouraï.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 13:56:20 2011 No.7890566 File: 245 KB, 480x600, 5bc19c7286fe80bf09eb4e4fb3975031.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the softest

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:00:22 2011 No.7890582 File: 229 KB, 1316x1600, gensokyowned.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7890539 She'll surely try some strange drugs on you because you're an human from the outside. You'll end up looking like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:56:57 2011 No.7890813 OP god damn you I'm still thinking about this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 14:58:58 2011 No.7890820 >>7890582 she'd be too horrified from what she'd done to do that

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Sep 19 15:00:25 2011 No.7890831 >>7890582 That'd be awesome though.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:01:25 2011 No.7890832

>>7890813

I choose patchy because she surely have some strange magic or books that can turn me into a little girl. If not I choose Nitori for the android loli body. If I can have the loli body I'll use my new knowledges to take over the earth and become the most terrible tyran there ever was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:02:25 2011 No.7890836 File: 134 KB, 496x700, 1276666365373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Like you have to ask...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:06:27 2011 No.7890856 lol, I'd beat the shit out of that bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:06:27 2011 No.7890857 >>7890836 　∧＿∧ 　( ´･ω･)　　Ａｙａ　ｉｓ　ｗｏｒｓｔ　ｒａｃｅ　( つ旦O　　∫ 　と＿)＿)　旦

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:07:58 2011 No.7890861 No, unlike many people on /jp/ I still have some pride. If a chick ever did something like that to me I'd stab her as soon as I could move my stabbing arm.

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Mon Sep 19 15:08:28 2011 No.7890864 File: 138 KB, 758x718, 1274970961016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only if she lets me eat her liver as payback.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:08:31 2011 No.7890870 >implying Mokou would beat the shit out of someone who isn't Kaguya >implying it will be love and not bromance

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:09:27 2011 No.7890876 >>7890861 even with her crying begging you to survive and forgive her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:09:57 2011 No.7890883 >when she cries at what she's done Not my favorite touhou, then.

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Sep 19 15:09:57 2011 No.7890881 >>7890870 Mokou killed alot of people.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:09:57 2011 No.7890882 File: 28 KB, 404x600, 1301413689687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:11:27 2011 No.7890893
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Rinnosuke is not she.
And he wouldn't beat me, because he is really nice and calm. He would invite me for tea and we would have trade deal and he would invite me to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:11:27 2011 No.7890894 >>7890876 Yeah, it's impossible to just forget something like that. Maybe if she just punched me. Maybe if it was just a kick but not beating me to the edge of death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:11:58 2011 No.7890898 >>7890881 and she feels bad about it.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:15:34 2011 No.7890931
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Yuugi.

She'd do quite a crackerjack job in beating the everliving shit out of me.
I'm sure her disastrous attempts at trying to nurse me back to health would be cute as fuck too. I'd bet she would use sake as a disinfectant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:15:59 2011 No.7890933 File: 428 KB, 980x1040, 56865021c8ef7237332b043a3b01414f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One Master Spark or Stardust Reverie is good enough to kill me. If I ever survive, I'm going to be a merchant or a farmer. With her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:18:01 2011 No.7890960 >>7890861 Good luck stabbing a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:19:03 2011 No.7890967 >>7890931 and the best part- this whole thing is completely in-character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:19:03 2011 No.7890972 File: 61 KB, 526x720, 1307379174754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a good thing she most likely knows more about medicine than most of Gensokyo's inhabitants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:20:03 2011 No.7890981 >>7890960 I think it'd be easy if her guard was down. They aren't all invulnerable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:21:03 2011 No.7890989 >>7890898 She did it for hundreds of years.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:22:01 2011 No.7891003
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I once had a dream I got knocked out in the forests of Gensokyo and I woke up to Aya feeding me like a baby bird (chewing up food and throwing it back up in my mouth)
I woke up and fapped and then I was slightly disgusted with the whole ordeal.
I'm not into eating vomit, Aya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:22:44 2011 No.7890995 I have a feeling I'd be completely dead since my favorite is Sakuya. I don't think I can be nearly dead with knives stabbing pretty much every part of my body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:22:44 2011 No.7890996 File: 318 KB, 550x715, 1298397506809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd endure a hundred beatings if it meant a loving relationship with Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:22:44 2011 No.7890998 File: 609 KB, 630x910, 1311335732212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7890931 Just imagine waking up in her house. >"W-Where am I?" >"In Hell."

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:22:44 2011 No.7890999 File: 298 KB, 815x1200, 1303502030377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7890931

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:23:00 2011 No.7891012 >>7890981 youkai can survive being split in multiple parts You're pretty much fucked if you will try this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:23:00 2011 No.7891014 >>7890981 Which one are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:25:00 2011 No.7891033 >>7890999 yo dawg i'd make that bitch tap out

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:25:30 2011 No.7891029 File: 228 KB, 672x971, c6fd3ffbd46731ecad604f23d04b201b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7891003 But she can't cook...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:28:32 2011 No.7891048 File: 122 KB, 625x809, 14123121212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7891029 That's no excuse for throwing up in my mouth.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Mon Sep 19 15:28:38 2011 No.7891049 File: 197 KB, 550x673, mei reisen_udongein_inaba touhou rating_Safe score_1 user_jxh2154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reisen, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:29:03 2011 No.7891059 >>7891014 Only one I'd imagine having trouble with would be one of the oni or the zombie. Everyone else is made of flesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:29:32 2011 No.7891054 >>7890989 she is slowly reforming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:31:02 2011 No.7891070 >>7891059 >>7891012

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:31:33 2011 No.7891066 >>7891048 She's not throwing up, she's chewing your food. Throwing up would involve the contents of her stomach; neither of you want that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:32:31 2011 No.7891074 >>7891059 see >>7891012 Stab Mystia or Meiling or Letty or something, and she'll scream in surprise and pain...before literally tearing your head off. Youkai are incredibly durable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:34:04 2011 No.7891084 File: 322 KB, 800x600, 5ca2f1cea556c308a8ecef9f44a31ab9e834fc69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7891066 Tomato-Potato I'd still like a home cooked meal.

Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:36:36 2011 No.7891088

the idea of getting the shit beaten out of me doesn't sit very well.
Because these are youkai, I imagine even a moderate blow could probably shatter a few bones.
I think "beaten near death" is too much, but being seriously wounded by accident is a softer way to put it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:39:31 2011 No.7891101 >>7891084 But she can't cook! Weren't you listening? You know all those pictures where some girl who can't cook makes some food, and it turns out all black and bubbly and covered in mosaic? You want to wake up to that being shoveled down your throat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:40:04 2011 No.7891112 File: 611 KB, 1124x1310, 7e93149601587102f7663fc6a06d686a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7891101 Why can't I just eat the food she's chewing and feeding me then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:45:34 2011 No.7891141 >>7891112 Because you were unconscious. I imagine she tried to just put it in your mouth at first before realizing you weren't chewing it and it was just sitting there, then awkwardly shoveling it back out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 15:59:14 2011 No.7891219 File: 398 KB, 600x837, 1312377474071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tenshi. No exceptions. I would be okay with being friends, though.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:32:56 2011 No.7891418
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I have a dream like that. I was under effects of imperfect hourai elixir (still grants immortality, but recovery rate of wounds is such as of a normal person). For centuries, I was a toy-doll for Kaguya. One time, after my body was horribly broken, I was discarded like a piece of trash in the bamboo forest. It took me a couple of years to gain my consciousness back. I wandered for many days looking for eientei. To go back to the only life I knew. Then I crossed my path with Mokou. After hearing Kaguya's name escape from my lips she went berserk on me. She stopped only after my charred body crawled up to her and hugged her feet begging for mercy. She broke out in tears and took me to a small hut to take care of me. We eventually grew closer to each other. Even though my eyes never healed, I didn't hold a grudge. On the contrary, I thought that meeting her was the most fortunate thing that would ever happen in my existence...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:40:23 2011 No.7891452 op, I like your thread. I'm too focused to daydream about this right now, but I really hope that some anon can enjoy this fanta sea. 10/10 and thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:40:27 2011 No.7891454 File: 1.22 MB, 1800x1400, 7e9a0c0beb2cee9c07fa530cf06106a9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No matter what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:44:23 2011 No.7891482 File: 1.68 MB, 1000x1240, 1315939708314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] because, after I'm fully healed we can go back to the forest and play with travellers togheter!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:47:14 2011 No.7891503 My love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:49:46 2011 No.7891515 File: 515 KB, 1240x1754, patch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:53:19 2011 No.7891555 File: 1.27 MB, 1700x1400, 171960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks, OP. Now I have something to dream about tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 16:59:19 2011 No.7891612 File: 396 KB, 667x960, 917d98037307f1f5892e4a0cd1e6fc7d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Interesting way to make a "who's your waifu" thread OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:08:20 2011 No.7891687 File: 124 KB, 850x637, 130844561194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't care if she beats the shit out of me. I love you Lady Patchouli.

>>	I<3flan !KC51ENe6Kk Mon Sep 19 17:19:25 2011 No.7891783 File: 162 KB, 850x850, FLAN!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7890510 Flan <3

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:56:04 2011 No.7891962 >>7891612 you can't really say you love if you wouldn't forgive her for nearly killing you on your first meeting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 17:56:04 2011 No.7891966 File: 390 KB, 775x1100, 21344402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me on the left.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:14:27 2011 No.7892862 >>7891962 are you alright?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:16:29 2011 No.7892868 File: 710 KB, 785x722, 1315787416439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7891418 That's beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 22:28:32 2011 No.7892889 File: 121 KB, 272x383, rogue_rule_63.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7890582 Yeah, well when Patchouli fixes me up, I'll be the new Phoenix.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:00:06 2011 No.7893003 >>7890999 ...I really don't know if is more disgusting the art or the content itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 19 23:54:43 2011 No.7893159 File: 369 KB, 800x800, 7124e3272395e3a5e83342a29d847ee1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh yes

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:13:48 2011 No.7893205
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Remi wouldn't be remorseful or cry about hurting me. She would most likely be negligent and order the fairies and Sakuya to attend to me while she allows me to stay in the mansion until I heal up. I'd be happy to stay there as a blood slave for the rest of my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:27:51 2011 No.7893245 File: 337 KB, 610x514, c9f74d7b7a6ef8fdbe6fbc7caee5a745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It'd be nice if okuu wounded me through negligence to the point I'll never fully recover and satori takes me in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:35:15 2011 No.7893267 File: 278 KB, 500x800, bestEoSDcharacter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She'd be glad just to have my company. ;_;

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:39:18 2011 No.7893279
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>>7893245
>>7893245
>It'd be nice if okuu wounded me through negligence to the point I'll never fully recover

Sounds like a recipe for Leukemia and metastasized cancer

Just saying

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 00:46:46 2011 No.7893297 >>7893279 that's cool. I specifically picked okuu because I couldn't bring myself to hate her no matter what, although my target is satori

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:27:55 2011 No.7893583
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Do you know what it is sad?

You going happy, doing your job of announcing the arrival of a new season. And then, suddenly, a stranger crush you just because she misunderstood your cheerful message, and being just a little fairy, the damage is worst. It's OP history, but without the happy ending.

This thread is reminding me the more love of is she needed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:38:59 2011 No.7893618 File: 143 KB, 1000x1100, 121012195358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7893583 I approve of this post. Poor Lily White is way too underappreciated in general.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:46:59 2011 No.7893644

>>7893279
Metastasized cancer in Gensokyo is a good way to become a youkai, you know. Probably a nuppeppo, a egg-shaped mass of rotten flesh that was either completely harmless or a very competent guardian of holy grounds that assimilated any would-be thief into its lumpy body - your flesh would fuse with a rotting heap of raw meat while the rotting heap of raw meat in question looks at you with world-weary eyes that carry no emotion sans a hint of disappointment at your stupidity.

It'll be good to live in Satori's place because it's said that whomever eats the flesh of one gains immortality, so you'd have a bunch of people trying to eat you otherwise. I guess you'd be a droopy-eyed little girl who likes to sleep and little else and you'd have a soft body other pets like to play with (which means you get large breasts in every doujin, of course.) since if you could ignore the smell and didn't intend to steal from a temple, nuppeppo were harmless living beanbag chairs made out of flesh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:52:29 2011 No.7893668 What if I only like my favorite touhou in a friendly manner and have no interest in pursuing love, also the manner of a mule when laid up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 20 02:58:30 2011 No.7893689 >>7893644 generic morbidly obese demon has been in so many mythologies. You almost wonder if they're real.

Anonymous Tue Sep 20 03:27:35 2011 No.7893768
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I imagine we would meet on a rainy evening in the woods somewhere. I had gone on a hike and the path I choose took way longer than I thought. I'm cold and hungry and just want to get back home.

Then she pops out, trying to scare me. It actually works cause I wasn't paying attention, and I let out a yell of surprise, only my yell must have sounded very menacing to her. It's dark and I'm wearing many layers of clothing and a hat, obscuring my features. Scared herself, she beats the shit out of me with her umbrella's giant tongue, breaking many bones in my body. I beg her to stop and she sees I'm a harmless human, incapacitated and crawling for my life.

I imagine it would rain and/or snow almost everyday she's around me, associating the scent of rain with her smiling face for all time. As our relationship progressed I think it would be something special to share a kiss deep under the umbrella as it pours.

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