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THIS TABLE IS AN EYESORE

>> No.789043

HAHAHA AWESOME

>> No.789047

What! But Sanae is a good girl!

>> No.789052
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789052

Your neck, I'll be taking it.

>> No.789057
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Shiki is lucky that he didn't pick a fight with a table.

Sanae on the other hand...

>> No.789058

Why does everyone have their eyes shut?

>> No.789059
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>> No.789060
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789060

Table kicking thread?

>> No.789064
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>> No.789069

The table was an obstacle. Sanae is a good girl for removing it.

>> No.789071

esta mesa es mui mala

>> No.789074
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789074

Kaiji knows how it's done.

>> No.789078
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789078

They are a happy family when Sanae isn't busy being a bad girl.

>> No.789082
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Sanae is a bloodthirsty monster.

>> No.789083

>>789078
Good thing she's always a good girl.

Always.

ALWAYS.

>> No.789084

>>789082
Sanae's miko-stick is silly.

>> No.789086

>>789078
So they're happy often.

>> No.789087

>>789064

And then Suwako's head flew off.

>> No.789088
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>>789052
I don't think so.

>> No.789090
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789090

Sanae is a HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.789098
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789098

happy family

>> No.789116

If Suwako is the frog and Kanako is the snake, does that mean Sanae is a slug?

>> No.789119
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>>789036

Kanako doesn't need to come home to this. She works very hard all day.

>> No.789120

>>789116
...shit.

>> No.789125

I love Sanae, Kanako and Suwako.

Best shrine is best.

>> No.789127

>>789116
She thinks of herself as a reptite with all the animal shit.
Anyways, go figure.

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>>789116
I see what you did there. I don't like it... but I see.

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>>789036
On the next episode of 'When Good Girls Go Bad!...'

>> No.789135

>>789119

Oh god I am now imaging having sex with Suwako while she goes kerokerokero.

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>>789090

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>>789129
Bitch's gonna get it...

R.I.P. Kanako

>> No.789148

>>789131
Durr hurr, clearly Naruto invented that, rite?

>> No.789151

>>789064
why Suwako is so Marisa-like in appearance?

>> No.789153
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789153

They were a family, once. A happy family. Waking up and eating a hot breakfast together. Spending their days helping each other. Going to sleep with the sense of security that can only arise from knowing your loved ones were there.

That was then, before the outbreak.

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>>789116
>If Suwako is the frog and Kanako is the snake, does that mean Sanae is a slut?

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789167

Kanako is sex in a suit.

>> No.789173

>>789167
Yiff in hell.

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>>789144
Why would you save a thumbnail, you stupid faggot.

>> No.789186

>>789151
Because they're both blond and you're retarded.

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>>789167

Everyone looks better in a suit.

>> No.789197
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789197

Imagine being madly in love with the quiet cute girl in your class, slowly working up the courage to ask her out. She always spoke quietly in class and seemed shy, but you could tell she was as gorgeous on the inside as she was out.

Finally, you work up the nerve to say something and she smiles kindly and kisses your cheek, saying she would have loved it, then runs away. She stops coming to school. You finally find out where she lives and stop by but there's nothing there anymore.

You spend the rest of your days never finding out what happened to that lovely girl you knew while everyone else slowly forgot a quiet person named Sanae.

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>>789195
What he said.

>> No.789200

>>789197

sob

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>>789195
Suit thread.

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>>789197

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789207

fuck yeah

>> No.789212

>>789195
RAGING HARD.

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SDM, PIMPED OUT

>> No.789215

>>789213
But Reimu knows how to chill me.

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>> No.789244

>>789228
x3
>>789232
Nice.
>>789233
Shitty shoop.
/r/ another scarlet suit'd.

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>>789197
What? Fuck that shit. I'm searching tirelessly until I figure out where she went, join the necromancy club, barge into Gensokyo and find her.

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>>789245
She went.... away. For a very long time. Her and her idio-I mean, caretakers. That's all you need to know.

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>> No.789263

>>789060
And they wonder why I hate furries.

>> No.789265

>>789197
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?! ;_;

>> No.789272

>>789256
FUCKING REIMU!!!

THIS IS THE LAST GOD DAMN STRAW!

>> No.789282

Damnit you guys, I now have a suit fetish.

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>>789272
dont worry anon, sanae is having a good time

>> No.789284

>>789283
livin' in the sunshine, livin' in the moonlight, having a wonderful time!

>> No.789286

>>789283
You seriously have no idea how much that hurts me to see that ;_;

>> No.789287

>>789283

G...good girl?

>> No.789288

>>789283

Do want!

>> No.789291

>>789286
Or how much it hurts me to see it go away so fast!

>> No.789295

modfags are fast tonight

>> No.789296

fuck, what did I miss?

>> No.789299

>>789296
Sanae's true nature.

>> No.789301

>>789299

STOP LYING WHAT MAKES YOU LIE

>> No.789302

>>789295
Thank god.

>> No.789309

oh wow, fastmods ARE fast

in b4 deletion

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789312

Kanako has prehensile breasts.

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789313

We all know who the REAL slut is.

>> No.789325

>>789313
I lol'd.

>> No.789329

>>789313
Why is Sakuya padding her crotch?

>> No.789334

>>789329

Patchouli gave her a [Wood Sign]

>> No.789338

>>789334
LOLs are imminent!

>> No.789414

>>789334
Sadly, a spell with that kind of power made her short of breath.

>> No.789419

>>789414

Y...yeah, the spell made her short of breath. Not the possibility of hot dickings.

>> No.789424

in before pssht

>> No.789433

>>789424
pssht
.....

>> No.789483

>>789313
Shoop to "Demand Penis".

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>> No.790267

>>789197
the life of a very ordinary highschool girl dreaming about love and all that sweet stuffs ?!

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>> No.790276

>>790273
HNNNNNGGGGG!

>> No.790303
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>> No.790331

sanae is the goodest girl with her mom and her aunt

>> No.790423

>>789197
Reminds me of the picture with the tear on it.

;_;

>> No.790691
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>>789197

You're some spineless scrawny Japanese student, as usual with this kind of situation. She's an awe-inspiring priestess, who is to be able to perform miracles. She is also beautiful and you want to get to know her and maybe bone her perhaps. However, you are too much of a faggot to grow some balls and talk to her. One fateful day, you go up to the roof to have lunch, only to find her sitting alone.

This spirals into the usual cliché anime romance crap, i.e. oh um hey blah blah blah you forgot your lunch wanna share mine blah blah I'd think somebody as amazing as you would have a bunch of friends blah blah your parents oh well I've always kinda admired you but couldn't work up the courage to say hi blah blah blah okay it's been great talking to you see you later. Then of course you start hanging around her and get into all sorts of wacky misfit misadventures around school and her shrine with her wacky rope-loving mom, as your love blooms like a fucking daffodil. You really love her.

Then one day she tells you she has to go. You ask her if something's wrong. She just replies that her mom wants to move somewhere else. You're kinda relieved, and ask when she's leaving. She doesn't know yet. You figure that you've still got a while together, but ask if she's gonna keep in touch, just in case. She just puts on a sad smile and says, "I really hope so." You say you'll see her tomorrow, and give her a peck on the cheek as a kind of in-the-moment kind of thing. She starts to cry, which bewilders you and makes you run off.

You stop by a shop and buy a necklace to give to her tomorrow. However, as you pass by her shrine the next day going to school, you find cops and the media surrounding the place.

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It's gone. The shrine, the lake behind it, no evidence they were ever there. Apparently, the girl who took care of it was missing from her apartment, where she had lived alone since her parents died. You shout out "She had a mother! I met her!" A cop hears you, and tells you she was all alone, no living family. Confused, you wander to school late. She's absent.

After school, you go back to the shrine. Where did she go? What happened to the shrine? Who was her "mom"? You sit down in front of what used to be the shrine. You wait.

You stop going to school. Your parents try to drag you back home, but you don't move. People become accustomed to you sitting there, and sometimes give you things to eat. Time passes. Seasons change. Years go by. The world around you changes. You age.

But you wait. And you wait. You become haggard with age, disease, and malnutrition. But you wait. Things begin to fade. You struggle to keep you eyes open. How will you look for Sanae if they're closed?

But it's hard to keep the open. You're tired. Not tired of waiting, of course. You'll wait forever. But your body is tired.

Maybe if you rested for a while, you could wait better? I mean, as long as you stay in place, Sanae could find you when she comes back. Yeah, she'd just give you a nudge, wake you right up. You lay your head down. You really don't want to close your eyes, you gotta wait for Sanae.

But it's so hard. Your eyes slowly close.

I WAITED FOR YOU SANAE

>> No.790731

>>790702
Meh.

>> No.790736

>>790691
>>790702
There are two morals to this story. The first is to leave the weird ones to themselves so that they can find their own path.
And the second is to stop writing. Now.

>> No.790740
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I'm a good girl!

>> No.790742
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GOOD GIRL!

>> No.790746

>>790736

Why should I stop writing because of that story? I didn't write it.

http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Touhou_Love_Stories:_The_Bad_Ends_%28second_thread%29#
Sanae_Kotiya_.28by_Nameless_Fairy.2C_2008-03-01.29_.28permit_needed.29

>> No.790748

>>790746
I command you to remove the Ctrl, C, and V buttons from your keyboard.

>> No.790754

>>790740
>>790742
Does that mean you won't say "no?"

>> No.790764

>>790754
It means she won't even take her clothes off.

>> No.790765

>>790740
>>790742
I'M A GOOD GIIIIRL
I'M A GOOD GIIIIRL
PAAAAAT MY HEAAAAAAD
I'M A GOOD GIIIRL

>> No.790774

>>790748

Did it with the mouse.

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>>790774
PLOT TWIST!

>> No.790823

>>790765
Darn you, now there's coffee all over my screen.

>> No.790847

>>790823
Dont fap and drink coffee.

>> No.790916

>>790702

Oh god, I laughed HARD.

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