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Have you worshipped Kanako-sama today?

>> No.7887699
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7887699

Have you beheaded a christian and raped his women and children today?

>> No.7887926

Kanako-sama receives my faith every day.

>> No.7887937

>>7887699
Actually... yes. How did you know?

>> No.7887952
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>>7887699
No can do. They are getting power armor and laser rifles lately.

>> No.7887968
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>>7887937

I found it safe to assume that someone, somewhere performs a serpentine offering to Anti-Suwako every day, ritually recreating the mystery of the serpent conquering the frog in the ancient days.

>> No.7888020
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>>7887952

That is not a problem. If you have been faithful thus far, the great serpent in the sky should reward you with rods from orbit.

>> No.7888029

>>7888020
I didn't realize you had gone full full tribal, Helen.

Oh well. Go kneel in front of your wooden idols if that makes you happy.

>> No.7888055
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>>7888029

Neither I have. Only fitting to use the appropriate vocabulary when dealing with a sky goddess with the somewhat unusual speciality of snakes and spaceborne onbashira. Afraid if you want to discuss the finer points about wooden idols, body paint and rites of passage involving bungee jumping, I can't help you much there.

Although I do know there are at least a few worshippers of the Norse gods on /jp/, who would probably have a good idea about wooden idols.

>> No.7888254
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7888254

Stop trying to play the mother figure, Kanakers, you're a virgin!

>> No.7888271
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7888271

she's a bad woman, so no.

>> No.7888294

Yes, but I'm really doing it for Sanae. Is that ok?

>> No.7888292
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The one with the dick and manchest, yes.

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