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*+*+*+*+ STOP +*+*+*+*

Drop what you're doing right now and finish as many push ups as you can before you collapse.

Post results here.

>> No.7887476

I'm not sure I can finish one.
With proper posture, definitely not.
But hell, I'm bored enough to try.
Oh, and reported.

>> No.7887483
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7887483

I'm an intellectual, I'm no good at physical work!

>> No.7887480

Go fuck yourself, Marisa.

>> No.7887491

>22

reported

>> No.7887493

But I'm eating nachos.

>> No.7887497

Yup, can't do a full push-up without collapsing to the ground.
Did a couple weird 3/4 way down pseudo push-ups, but my joints started hurting so I stopped.
Oh, the joys of being morbidly obese.

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14

I remember back when I could do 40+ no sweat ;_;

I just realized how skeletal I've become... kinda sad

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>> No.7887509

30.

>> No.7887514

But I don't want to take my socks off.
And doing pushups with sock on on a carpet just doesn't work.

>> No.7887521

12.

>> No.7887525

17, haven't done in years.

>> No.7887527
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0

>> No.7887531
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>> No.7887539

>>7887468

23 proper push ups on my toes with my back flat as a board... Haven't done that in a good long while, and felt rather good. Maybe I should do that more often.

>> No.7887537
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>>7887531

>> No.7887541

6 because I have the flu
I can't do more than 30 even when i'm in good health though because i'm mildly fat

>> No.7887549

*+*+*+*+ STOP +*+*+*+*

Drop. Shut em down open up shop.

>> No.7887562

I don't think I could even do one so I won't bother trying.

>> No.7887563

20 before my arms started trembling.

I need to start exercising again.

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7887579

22 with proper posture.

Fuck you, OP. Now I feel like working out, but it's 10:30 pm.

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7887584

I'm sorry, you want me to MOVE?

>> No.7887582

>>7887549
You make me feel like a wigger all over again.

>> No.7887592

I just ate and i'm full as shit so i just did 20

fuck you OP i almost threw up.

>> No.7887596

26, but that's more because I weigh nothing than because my arms are strong. The anons who get lower are probably just the fatter anons, since we know no one on this board exercises.

>> No.7887601

60.

I love exercise

>> No.7887605

50
Please take better care of your cute little bodies, /jp/.

>> No.7887637

3

My girlish figure won't allow intense exercise

>> No.7887640

sage

>> No.7887638

>>7887605

>cute little bodies

6'2" with a face that could stop a speeding train, and in fact looks like it did on more than one occasion.

>> No.7887647

>>7887638
You're funny. I didn't think we had anyone funny on /jp/. You should post more.

>> No.7887643

Well I did 25, but now my stomach hurts since I had just ate, goddammit.

>> No.7887649

>>7887637

>girlish figure won't allow intense exercise.

We'll see about that.....

>> No.7887658

>>7887605
To what end?

>> No.7887662

I stay skinny by not sleeping or eating.

So far it seems to be working fine, except for my blackouts and failing consciousness.

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>>7887662
Being skinny isn't any better than being fat if you aren't healthy!

>> No.7887667

>>7887662
i stay skinnyfat

i love chubbychasers so i might pull one.

>> No.7887673

>>7887647

I'm dead serious... I absolutely hate going out for a quick shop because checkout girls always recoil in horror and never give me a total. They refuse to speak or make eye contact... not even a paper or plastic! Someone once said I make everyone sick, and he was a friend!

>> No.7887674

Last time I exercised myself, I ended up cleaning the puke off my walls, so fuck you Marisa.

>> No.7887678

40

Could do more but I'm tired.

>> No.7887682

I managed one.

Then, in the middle of the second one, my toes were hurting a significant amount. Then I realized my whole body was aching, which resulted me dropping to the ground and hurting my nose. Thanks a lot, meanie!

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15; better than expected. I haven't done any exercise at all since gym in high school.

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Good thing I had Hinako around to remind me of the proper posture.

>> No.7887697

How can you call yourself a man if you can't even do one pushup? You may as well just be a pompous brain in a vat hooked up to the internet.

>> No.7887696

>>7887673
That's unfortunate. I'm personally in the odd zone where I'm incredibly attractive - to much older women. And by attractive, I mean they treat me like their child or grandchild. Something about my laughably short stature, horribly skinniness, and inability to do much of anything on my own activates their maternal instinct. I'm still not sure whether this is an advantage or disadvantage, but it does make it a lot easier for me to cope with the part time job I've basically been forced to take if I'd like to eat.

>> No.7887701

>>7887697
>You may as well just be a pompous brain in a vat hooked up to the internet

Sometimes I wish for that.

>> No.7887702

>>7887673
Pics or you have no face.

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7887703

>not using the decimal system

>> No.7887706

>>7887697
I will be, once the singularity happens.

>> No.7887707

>>7887696
I think I have this problem too.
Old ladies I don't even know have bought me candy when I was in the checkout at the grocery store twice in my life and I only shop once every few months.

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>>7887697
That would be perfect.

>> No.7887717

>>7887696
> And by attractive, I mean they treat me like their child or grandchild.

Older women smile at me and treat me nicely on regular basis.

I think that as women grow up, their standards become lower and lower, and become much more inclined towards younger men.

>> No.7887726

Why are all females such dirty shotacons?

>> No.7887727

>>7887717
As everyone grows up, they become more inclined toward younger people. It's why lolicon and shotacon exist.

>> No.7887729

>>7887727
If i'm into lolicon at the age of 19 what the hell younger am I going to grow into?

>> No.7887730

My limit is 50, before I can't take anymore.

>> No.7887734

>>7887729
Toddlercon

>> No.7887737

>>7887702

No fucking way.

>> No.7887735

Stop being so fit /jp/.

>> No.7887740

>>7887706
and I'll shotput your weakling brainvat into a bin

>> No.7887746

25, though I stopped before I actually collapsed.
I probably should have more strength of will about pushing the limits of my endurance, but oh well.

>> No.7887743

>>7887740
I'd like to see you try and get past our AI defenses.

>> No.7887744

This is actually a trick question.

We want to see who can get the lowest number because that's the most moé.

>> No.7887748

Muscles aren't cute and I'm already severely underweight. So no.

>> No.7887753

>>7887748
>Muscles aren't cute
>I'm already severely underweight.
Gee I wonder how that came about.

>> No.7887758

Do any of you even lift?

>> No.7887759

>>7887758
You're in the wrong part of town.

>> No.7887762

>>7887758
I used to. For like a month or so before exams arrived. Then I stopped.

I even went to /fit/ and all.

>> No.7887765

200

I like to workout sometimes. We're not all sticks or lard asses.

>> No.7887767

>>7887735
Exercise can be done at home, costs nothing, and involves zero other people. /jp/-ready activity.

>> No.7887783

>>7887758
I can't make myself do it consistently

>> No.7887796

nope. I've already done my 50 pushups for today.
but I can make other 50 if I can kiss Marisa on the cheek when I'm done.

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73.

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32.
But that is okay~

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