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Getting this soon. What can I expect?

>> No.7884215

Self-loathing.

>> No.7884217

>>7884207

The nerve of your penis will ruin due to sensitive sense being damaged by constant friction.

>> No.7884216

It looks pretty thin. Be careful not to thrust too hard or too deeply if you want to keep it for a long time.

>> No.7884228

>>7884217
Not true. I have been masturbating with an onahole for years and if anything, it has helped me become more familiar with my body and orgasm from other things. Even after constant use, once you stop for a few days you'll be back to your old, sensitive self.

>> No.7884233

I honestly wonder what customs thinks when seeing these.

>> No.7884242

>>7884228
Also, the best orgasms are had after you've become familiar with a certain onahole and know what to expect from it. If you stop masturbating for a week and then gently experience what you've been craving, you'll cum hard. I still remember the first time I did something like that. I remember feeling my penis twitching wildly inside and feeling the semen actually hit the inside of the onahole.

I love masturbating. Maybe that's why I enjoy onaholes so much.

>> No.7884262

>>7884233
Yeah, makes me wonder sometimes.
And when I wonder about it I become really embarrassed.

>> No.7884269
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7884269

Holy shit kill yourself.

>> No.7884270

zoom....ENHANCE

>> No.7884275

you'll feel less embarrassed once you realize that customs doesn't check every single package. there's just too many to open and inspect.

>> No.7884278

>>7884275
If I worked there I would open every single package out of Japan for laughing purposes.

>> No.7884280

> Lolifang girl on the box
> It's not a mouth onahole
Such a waste

>> No.7884283

>>7884269
>>>/soc/

>> No.7884292
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>>7884275
No reason to open a package that's full of books.

>> No.7884289

Amazing orgasms, you'll also be surprised as just how sensitive the head of your dick will be after you've cummed inside.

>> No.7884290

What's with the map of a loli vagina. Did they really model every section to be realistic?

>> No.7884295
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>>7884283
>wanting him to kill himself for buying a prepubescent vagina to fuck means I go to /soc/

>> No.7884304

>>7884295
suck my cock dude

>> No.7884301

>>7884295
>>>/b/
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/soc/

>> No.7884303
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>>7884292
They'll be surprised if they do random checks though.

"I don't think these are books... No, these aren't books. These are not books at all."

>> No.7884312

>>7884292
>>7884275
Speaking from experience, they usually open big heavy packages.

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>>7884301
>>7884304

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>>7884207
I fap to lolicon, guro, bestiality and other kind of genres that most people would find disgusting, but this loli masturbator.., seriously guys, seriously....

>> No.7884326

>>7884295
What's wrong with wanting onahole shaped in a form of young 2D girl's vagina? It's clean, good and not smelly unlike the real vagina.

Females don't wash them often, didn't you know it? You even can get gangrene if your genitalia skin is damaged.

>> No.7884330

>>7884326
Why are you replying to a troll kiddie?

>> No.7884334

>>7884320
>guro, bestiality
You're the one to talk.
People who are using this onahole look like an outstanding citizens compared to you.

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7884335

>>7884326

>> No.7884340

>>7884335

why so mad dude? could it be that you're female?

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>>7884340
>>7884326
How do you know what a vagina smells like when you've never come within 10 feet of one?

>> No.7884350

>>7884312
Seconding this.
All the porn comes through unopened,
but each and every package with a figure gets opened.

>> No.7884357

>>7884347
nice /a/ssumption, but why are you projecting? baseless insults won't make you any good.

>> No.7884358

I really want one of these, how much do they cost and where an I get a decent one ?

>> No.7884355

>>7884347
He didn't say it was. It goes without saying that the plastic one is enough. It doesn't have disgusting biological elements.

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>>7884355
>He didn't say it was
>It's clean, good and not smelly unlike the real vagina.

>Females don't wash them often, didn't you know it? You even can get gangrene if your genitalia skin is damaged.

>>7884357
ur butt tears r delicius

>> No.7884363

>>7884361
Yes, unlike the real vagina. You see, he is saying the fake vagina is clean, the real vagina is not. Why are you unable to read?

>> No.7884365

>>7884361
It's funny that you call me mad, while spamming this entire thread.
But I guess it's useless trying to argue with a bot.

>> No.7884369

>>7884361
Someone clearly has never finished a middle school.

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>>7884363
>mfw people with this severe autism exist

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>>7884365

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>>7884373
mfw a middle school dropout trying to prove his opinion near me.

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>>7884379
>middle school dropout
Implying he's not 13 years old.

>> No.7884385

>>7884358
OP's is 12 bucks and shipping from e-nls is something like 6 bucks for up to 2kg. For reference, the stuff in >>7884303 was 1.8kg

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7884383

>>7884379

>> No.7884388

>>7884382
>>7884379
>>7884373
>>7884368
>>7884361
>>7884347
>>7884335
>>7884318
>>7884295
>>7884269
It's time to settle down.

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>>7884379
>>7884382
>implying u rnt made LOL y so buttangery

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7884394

>>7884326
>>7884340
>>7884357
>>7884355
>>7884369
>>7884365
>>7884382
>>7884379

>> No.7884397

>>7884394
That's all me dude, aside from >>7884355

>>7884394
>>7884389
>>7884383
>>7884373
>>7884368
>>7884361
>>7884347
>>7884335
>>7884320
>>7884318
>>7884295
>>7884269

Who's mad now?

>> No.7884399

Think of the children!

>> No.7884400
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7884400

Oh well. Was fun while it lasted. You autistic pieces of garbage were fucking hilariously easy. Bye!

>> No.7884404

don't import them into "the rez" (europe, places that are still part of the british/spanish/french religion/condiment war empires, balkeys/whatever ultrapolluted genocidal shit, arabia, Texas, other crazy primitive tribal areas)

even if you manage to bribe/sneak it past customs, somebody will eventually find it and they'll whip you with a bamboo pole and make you wear elephant poop as a hat

>> No.7884405

>>7884400
>"lol guys i just got owned in ass by >>7884397
sory gotta wipe out all the cum"

>> No.7884406

>>7884400
nice backpedaling faggot. owned4lyfe

>> No.7884409

>my little sister can't be this tight

>> No.7884422

>>7884409
yeah that is objectively creepy dude

>> No.7884476

Seriously, we can't even have good onahole threads any more?

>> No.7884485

>>7884476
It's Saturday.

>> No.7884491

>>7884485
It's Sunday, you mongoloid.

>> No.7884500

>>7884485
>>7884491
I guess I should have known better than to expect daytime weekend /jp/ to be good.

Doesn't help that /a/ and /v/ are treating this place like their toilet lately.

>> No.7884527

>>7884500
>*poop*
Die.

>> No.7884567

lol thats so sad *laughs*

>> No.7884574

do want
where do i order one

>> No.7884576

>>7884207
customs to get on your ass

>> No.7884579

Most Pathetic Board Ever

>> No.7884581

>>7884579
You're a long way from home, buttnerd.

>> No.7884594

What the fuck happened here?

>> No.7884597

>>7884594
Some other board must be "raiding" this thread

>> No.7884604

What's the name of that onahole?

>> No.7884705
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>>7884373

>> No.7884947

I'm still waiting for them to make a baby fuck one. Or a Potemayo one.

>> No.7884947,1 [INTERNAL] 

good thread

>> No.7884947,2 [INTERNAL] 

Does it feel like a real child's vagina?

>> No.7884947,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>7884947,2
yes

>> No.7884947,4 [INTERNAL] 

/soc/ existed in 2011?

it doesn't feel that old...

>> No.7884947,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>7884947,3
May I ask how you know what a real child's vagina feels like?

>> No.7884947,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>7884947,5
I was a child

>> No.7884947,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>7884947,6
Why did you stop being a child? What a fucking retard.

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